We Hold These Truths To Be Self Evident "Donald Trump Has Tiny Hands"
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We Hold These Truths To Be Self Evident "Donald Trump Has Tiny Hands"
About this project
SAD... Really
Ever since I was made aware of the fact that Donald Trump has such tiny hands my whole life changed. How can he make America great again when he has such jaw droppingly tiny hands? How can he build a wall with such excessively tiny hands? How can he keep jobs from going overseas with such laughably tiny hands? How can he negotiate better trade deals with such comically tiny hands? And how is he supposed to put America first when he has such ludicrously tiny hands? You expect us to believe we can't find a single american citizen with at least normally-sized hands to Make America Great Again.
The greatest threat facing our nation is apathy, apathy of Mr. Trump's dainty baby hands. Sure people might think he is an uninformed bigot, a racist, or a complete narcissist. In reality his erratic behavior may all just be a symptom of his preposterously tiny hands. After speaking to countless experts they unanimously agree that his unquestionably tiny hands may be the problem... and that's the bad part because unlike bigotry, racism, or narcissism there is no cure for tiny hands. His ridiculously tiny hands cannot be cured by any surgery currently available (In North America). Funds collected were initially planned to be used for his hand augmentation but we have spoken to many prestigious plastic surgeons across the country and not a single one would be able to successfully increase the size of Mr. Trump's helplessly tiny hands. Herein lies the challenge.
America needs to wake up and understand that we cannot put the future of our country in the (tiny) hands of someone with such shockingly miniature appendages. Join our movement to create this product. The American people need to know. Wear your shirts with pride. Never give up on spreading this message. Take selfies with it. Wear it to the bar. Wear it to the voting booth.Give a presentation in it. Give a presentation about it. Never give up on spreading this message. With the election just weeks away, our time is now America!
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