When no surprised hit before the debate, Trumpheads are gonna wonder why there wasn't anything. They ask, to no response for three days. Suddenly, an automated response announcing his death will appear on the Wikileaks Twitter.

As it turns out, Assange will fake his own death and try to frame it on Clinton. Embarrassed that his leaks were pathetic and lacking in substance, he did what he knew how to do best: be a pile of shit. As media panics, the FBI indicts Clinton and trump wins in a landslide 100-0 of the popular vote. As Trump is sworn in to MAGA (and pardon Chris Christie), the camera pans over the crowd to white haired Mexican immigrant Julio Asshat.

STUMPED