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[–]66_Chevelle_SSPOW 104 points105 points106 points  (7 children)

WEW

[–]xahvres1WA 19 points20 points21 points  (5 children)

wewwwwww

[–]MythArcana 20 points21 points22 points  (4 children)

Piping Patriotic Hot!

Definitely no SJW party, I can tell ya' that at a glance.
[–]Goobie77777CA 8 points9 points10 points  (3 children)
We have the sexiest supporters folks.
[–]Teh_kekening 5 points6 points7 points  (2 children)
That, right there, should be every Americans reason to make American great again.
God bless our kek and maga!
[–]pigskin_prodigy 147 points148 points149 points  (11 children)
We have the best supporters
[–]Doxmeonce 39 points40 points41 points  (2 children)
Hat-tip to Old Row on Instagram I believe.
Old Row and The_donald are a great social media combo.
[–]allballs_noshaft 18 points19 points20 points  (0 children)
Make America Rad Again
[–]tesseraktNY 18 points19 points20 points  (0 children)
Its insane how much liberals hate beautiful women. I never actually thought they were that petty but they are. They fly into a rage whenever a gorgeous and intelligent woman speaks up for Trump.
[–]Good_Behavior_DayMN 32 points33 points34 points  (4 children)
Those bikini tops are good supporters too.
[–]Barshki 20 points21 points22 points  (1 child)
Breast supporters
[–]lefty556 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
We have the breast supporters, don't we folks?
[–]Watch_Bezmenov 12 points13 points14 points  (1 child)
Except for the blue one. The blue one is kinda like Obama. It's actually a negative force.
[–]WalkToTheGallows 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
FLAT IS JUSTICE
[–]ZNM210FL 21 points22 points23 points  (1 child)
Notice how all female Trump supporters are gorgeous, while all female Hillary supporters are gross land whales.
[–]inbox25AUS 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
So offensive to whales
[–]ItKeepsComingAgain 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
How long until CTR photoshops this to say
"make america white again"
[–]TrappedLabRatUSA 29 points30 points31 points  (15 children)

MAKE

[–]chaseemall 28 points29 points30 points  (14 children)

AMERICA

[–]FlareKRPD 24 points25 points26 points  (11 children)

AGAIN

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[–]DicksOut4SchwarambeIL 86 points87 points88 points  (6 children)
You know what's awesome?
America.
You know what's also awesome?
Big tits.
[–]macraftbeerMA 41 points42 points43 points  (3 children)
You know what's awesomest? Big American Tits.
[–]chris82tk 19 points20 points21 points  (0 children)
COUSIN, LET'S GO BOWLING
[–][deleted]  (1 child)
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    [–]macraftbeerMA 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    While I agree with you, everyone got ass.

    NOT EVERYONE GOT DEM BIG AMERICAN TITTIES

    [–]bad_virus 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
    Illinois centipede who loves America and gorgeous women (tits).
    We have the best people don't we folks?
    [–]Herpaderp_KidUSA 84 points85 points86 points  (5 children)
    Mercy. Such lovely ladies, and patriots as well! Trump supporters see these beautiful women and admire them, hillary supporters see them and want to put them in burkas.
    [–]iPoopHotLava 25 points26 points27 points  (4 children)
    If anyone needs a burka it would be Hillary.
    [–]TheGuyAboveMeEatsPoo 17 points18 points19 points  (3 children)
    Shut up with ideas that will help her campaign. Thats literally like 4 points in the polls for here right there.
    [–]Mtwat 17 points18 points19 points  (1 child)
    That guy eats lava?
    [–]TheGuyAboveMeEatsPoo 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
    funny how shit like that works out, huh?
    [–]___TRUMP2016___MD 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    Lol if you think most people like Muslims you are confused. If she did that she would lose 80-90% of christian vote. We aren't Europe.
    [–]AMERICA_No_1TX 61 points62 points63 points  (25 children)
    That's a healthy looking specimen in the middle.
    [–]-CorporalClegg-GA 35 points36 points37 points  (22 children)
    You can have her, i'll take the left one.
    [–]AMERICA_No_1TX 115 points116 points117 points  (3 children)
    We make the best deals folks
    [–]MN-American 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
    Best comment I've ever seen on The_Donald
    [–]AsianFiBAgent 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
    Our deal makers negotiate with such respect, grace, and dignity. It's simply beautiful.
    [–]CorrectingYourRecord[S] 24 points25 points26 points  (0 children)
    I'll take the right #MAGA
    [–]onthewayjdmbaUSA 48 points49 points50 points  (10 children)
    You guys are so dumb, I'm taking the truck.
    [–]-CorporalClegg-GA 19 points20 points21 points  (6 children)
    But you can't fu-nevermind, there's probably a way.
    We've got the best inginuity don't we, folks?
    [–]JPO398CT 8 points9 points10 points  (2 children)
    “
    You can't fu-nevermind, there's probably a way.
    Why do you think all cars have a tailpipe?
    [–]-CorporalClegg-GA 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    I guess i'm an internal combustiphobe. Why are you assuming my assumptions, shitlord?
    [–]PofacedPA 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
    You've never seen tailpipe man?... Lucky bastard.
    [–]PofacedPA 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    lol, that's "fuckin" convenient :p
    [–]DIXIE_WEHRWOLFFL 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    my nigga
    i love me a nice squarebody chevy
    [–]PM_PoutineCAN 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Those trees are mine!
    [–]CHOJEDAFL 6 points7 points8 points  (1 child)
    Ok so does that leave me with the right?
    [–]-CorporalClegg-GA 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
    Called by OP already, sorry bro. Yall can duke it out.
    [–]bigdaddyjugLA 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
    As long as the one on the right is older than the number on her chest, I'll take her.
    [–]-CorporalClegg-GA 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    ....... Im sure she is......
    [–]bigdaddyjugLA 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    Can't be too careful, my fellow centipede.
    [–]TonyZ554AZ 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    I've got the right.
    [–]k-smackerelSC 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
    I'm with her
    [–]King_SwissIL 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    I'll take the blue one
    [–]NimbleCanuckCAN 12 points13 points14 points  (1 child)
    UpTrumped
    I think I'm on a list now
    [–]The_God_Emperor_2016TX 18 points19 points20 points  (1 child)
    The best women, folks.
    [–]right_of_Attila 9 points10 points11 points  (1 child)
    Trigglypuff is triggered...
    [–]forseriustho 7 points8 points9 points  (1 child)
    Make America Thick Again
    [–]Coop2031 14 points15 points16 points  (3 children)
    I'd convert to Islam just to make all three of those beautiful ladies my wives ( not really tho)
    [–]Itsamariomakertime 7 points8 points9 points  (1 child)
    Found Rand al'Thor.
    [–]IndoorsmanUSA 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    I'd pinch her bottom with the power.
    [–]Dankald__TrumpNV 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
    I'm definitely triggered, but in a different way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    [–]bannanaflameRUS 15 points16 points17 points  (9 children)
    2,1,3
    [–]EonthrowawayNLD 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
    Buggiest and most inefficient bubble sort algorithm ever.
    [–]abnerjames 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
    2,2,2,3,2,2+3,2,3+1,2+1, then marry 1. Then cheat on her with 2+3, then 1+2+3.
    [–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points  (1 child)
    I wish I wasn't married because of how easy it would be to online date now. Just put up a picture of your Trump swag, wait for messages from hotties... Or at the very least it's a filter for feminists and other such degenerates.
    [–]DeplorableTexanTX 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
    I know right. Find a trump girl and you've got the package.
    [–]CisSiberianOrchestraUT 7 points8 points9 points  (1 child)
    I call the one in the middle.
    [–]CHOOSE_CHOOSE_TRAINMAGA 7 points8 points9 points  (5 children)
    Where do I need to move to find people like this
    [–]gmflagNC 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
    The South. (not the cucked parts like Asheville, NC)
    [–]-CorporalClegg-GA 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    Literally any non-major southern city/town. Even the outskirts of a major city will do.
    [–]tokamakoPA 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    Can confirm: grew up in rural NC and now live in shittsburgh, PA - so many obnoxious cucks here, especially the tech startup wannabes.
    really fuckin' miss NC..
    [–]I-Disagree-WI 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
    I swear the girl on the left looks like shes 16 or 17
    [–]General_Tso_TofuPA 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
    I'd take them out for a nice Tofu dinner.
    [–]H8terMasterB8ter 3 points4 points5 points  (7 children)
    ? .....This triggers people???
    [–]TinyEarl 8 points9 points10 points  (5 children)
    Skinny women's bodies are fatshaming and appreciating them is rape culture. Also racism since they're all white.
    [–]H8terMasterB8ter 5 points6 points7 points  (4 children)
    I must live in a good part of the country. No SJWs / BLM tards running around acting like idiots. Nobody has called me racist, sexist, etc.
    [–]-CorporalClegg-GA 1 point2 points3 points  (3 children)
    Where do you live?
    [–]H8terMasterB8ter 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
    North of Atlanta Ga
    [–]-CorporalClegg-GA 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
    Well isn't that fuckin comvenient!
    Me too!!!
    [–]H8terMasterB8ter 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    GA centapedes unite!!!
    [–]9136872172635508799CAN 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    It's absolutely haram
    [–]JustDoinThingsNY 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    We have the best basket of deploreables don't we?
    [–]bad_virus 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
    Terrible to think, but I would have voted for Obama in '08 (was only 17). I didn't read much about politics and everything you see on MSM is anti-right. Fucking strange world we live in where you can't find truth anywhere on television or the popular newspapers.
    Luckily I was uncucked (not sure how that happened... I went to college in Burlington, VT) and voted against Obama in 2012 and will again vote against his third term this year.
    We need to MAGA folks. There are hundreds of thousands of kids like me (and clearly gorgeous women... we love our women don't we folks?) who are waiting to read something, hear something challenging the status quo... just once is all it takes and they will defect from the Left. How do we reach them? How did you centipedes reach me, I don't even remember???? Was it Michael Savage? Did Pepe enlighten me in my dreams?? HOW DO WE REACH THE REST OF THE PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO ARE WAITING TO JOIN US CENTIPEDES???
    Get out and fucking vote guys, we are winning this thing. Over and out. MAGA.
    [–]Dankald__TrumpNV 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
    Somebody is downvoting all the comments, jealous of the Maga-babes? Mark Cuban? Is that you?
    [–]EuphoricWizard 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    When will it be mine turn for MAGA gf
    [–]AvatarWaang 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
    Marry, Fuck, Kill, in that order left to right
    [–]CorrectingYourRecord[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    Kill, marry, fuck
    [–]AvatarWaang 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    Boy you must be up out your mind
    [–]ninjawarrior03 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    They have no idea what's going to happen if trump becomes president. Ignorants is bliss...
    [–]pagesix1536GA 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Trifecta of hotness aboard the Trump Train!!
    [–]AutumnalDawnARMY 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    That's some risqué body art.
    [–]Maga1975 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    I'll take America every time!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
    She's built for comfort!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
    [–]maga_landslide_win 5 points6 points7 points  (1 child)

    ABSOLUTELY HARAM

    [–]m84mAUS 3 points4 points5 points  (3 children)
    Poor girl who drew the short straw getting Pence instead of Trump
    [–]JPO398CT 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
    She drew the short straw, but she's the one who gets the most tall straws.
    [–]BeesfieldCA 7 points8 points9 points  (1 child)
    She can pull my short straw, if you know what I me-
    wait, wait, that's not what I meant! delete delete delete fuck
    [–]AsianFiBAgent 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    Delete protocol initiated. Quick grab a hammer and a bottle of bleach.
    [–]ExzonkTX 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    They just made America hard again!
    [–]YouMustHaveSlackAZ 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Tits all over for Hillary.
    [–]EIEIOOooo 1 point2 points3 points  (11 children)
    I can't be the only one that noticed they misspelled "America"...
    It's written in cursive as "Anereca" :(
    [–]MadPreacher1ADIA 2 points3 points4 points  (10 children)
    No, they wrote it out correctly. A cursive N is a single arch while a m is a double arch.
    [–]EIEIOOooo 1 point2 points3 points  (9 children)
    silly rabbit, a cursive lowercase 'n' is a double arch and a cursive lowercase 'm' is a triple arch.
    [–]tellman1257NY 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    I guess that's the only reason I could see someone NOT voting for Trump: A couple days before the first debate, three bikini-clad blonde girls wrote out their support for Trump on each other's bodies, but one of them wrote the "m" in America" as an "n," and wrote the letter "i" with a loop. THIS is the ONE valid case I have seen thus far for why Hillary Clinton should be elected. You made a very good point.
    [–]EIEIOOooo -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
    fyi, an un-dotted loop in cursive, is referred to as an 'e'. I have never seen somebody intentionally make a loop, not put a dot on top of it, and call it an "i".
    [–]MadPreacher1ADIA 1 point2 points3 points  (6 children)
    It must have changed because when I was a kid the cursive n was always a single arch and the m was a double.
    [–]EIEIOOooo 0 points1 point2 points  (5 children)
    You are thinking of printing, as opposed to cursive.
    [–]MadPreacher1ADIA 2 points3 points4 points  (4 children)
    No, I'm thinking of D'Nealian script. In it, an N is a single arch while an M is a double arch.
    [–]EIEIOOooo -1 points0 points1 point  (3 children)
    the joining stroke is still a stroke, so its still 3 for m and 2 for n.
    [–]MadPreacher1ADIA 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
    Whatever, it doesn't count as part of the arches. Only the arch itself counts as it is explained in the lessons I linked to. The joining stroke is completely separate from the actual letter and does not count. Just admit that you are wrong and be done with it.
    [–]EIEIOOooo -1 points0 points1 point  (1 child)
    a lower case 'n' in cursive has always been 2 humps, that's one of the ways it is differentiated from a lower case r.
    [–]MadPreacher1ADIA 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Palmer method predated D'Nealian script. I went to school in the 70s and 80s which I was taught D'Nealian not Palmer. Seriously, my statement is correct as is yours.
    [–]-jujube-USA 0 points1 point2 points  (3 children)
    I just had sex, this is making me horny again.
    [–]itsjosh18PD 6 points7 points8 points  (2 children)
    You go on reddit after just having sex?
    [–]PsychedelicTrumpHairNC 3 points4 points5 points  (1 child)
    Yeah, browsing r/The_Donald after sex is the new equivalent of smoking a cigarette after sex.
    [–]itsjosh18PD 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    Can you browse it with your pinky because that would be pretty classy. (Those /r/outoftheloop its a suicide squad reference)
    [–]T-Earl-Grey-HotNLD 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    Left one - legs
    Middle one - chest
    Right one - face
    My waifu.
    [–]Proud2beeDEPLORABLE 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    America is Soooooooo GREAT! Wew Lassies!
    [–]heptode 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
    The "America" girl is already great. Love the thickness in all the right places.
    [–]black2fade 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    You have good taste sir!
    [–]meetbeker 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    that one girl probably can't even vote
    [–]Tatooine_GetawayGA 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    HHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
    [–]seamonkey89 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    May I have a triggering, please? It looks like it might be very, very nice to be triggered
    [–]black2fade 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    I'd go for the center one.
    [–]KushDaddy420mon 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    Trump babes are the best babes, because you know that there is a high chance you'd actually like their personality. :)
    [–]richard-io 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    This is why the terrorists and/or Clinton supporters hate us.
    [–]toybrandon 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    Well....I'm triggered
    [–]Crispy_socks241 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    aw cmon, my spankerchief is at the dry cleaners! thank god I bought an extra roll of paper towels for just such an occasion.
    [–]Grigz27 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    Huge fan of Pence
    [–]JavaReallySucksCAN 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
    Wew
    Buy Pepe
    [–]PEPE_Price_botUSA 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Buy order placed!

    The price of PEPE just went upupup! $9814 is the current price.
    One share added to CorrectingYourRecord's portfolio. They now own 20 shares.
    -bot by GIGWT /u/GuessIllGoWithThis
    [–]jtd1776PD 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    I'm triggered. Damn sweatpants....
    [–]itsjosh18PD 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    Would not mind being in a basket with these ladies
    [–]burningheavyPA 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    Id give anything to date one of those patriots
    [–]centipdxOR 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    I appreciate the symmetry of the parts in their hair: left, middle, right.
    MAKE AMERICA SYMMETRICAL AGAIN
    [–]HellionaireWLS 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Red, White, and Bloobies!

    [–]Eddie__WillersIN 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    Seeing my governor on Miss America is something I've always wanted but never thought I'd see. Thanks for making sure memes aren't dreams
    [–]electroze 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    Almost misspelled America.
    [–]MadPreacher1ADIA 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    Wonderful picture of beautiful women that support Trump. :)
    [–]WanderwowUSA 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    My desire to MAGA makes me appreciate patriotic hotties even more than I could previously imagine!
    MAGA
    [–]Cuck-WTF 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    They have Putin spelled out on their backsides, because he's gonna have our back, lol.
    [–]THETEALSLIMSHADYNY 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    Make Cheerleader Effect Great Again!
    [–][deleted]  (1 child)
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      [–]sillygoose111 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
      time to leave the cuckshed and go prep your wife's bull
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