"Hillary 2016" Caption Contest

Tyler Durden's picture

As the source of this already viral photo simply exclaims "2016, ya'll."

h/t @victomato

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Kirk2NCC1701's picture

That's right, it's time to turn your back on Hillary!

wee-weed up's picture

Too bad she can't get a "platform" to help her sick brain.

MagicHandPuppet's picture

The booster helps her sniff the rising farts of all of those 30-something women.

BaBaBouy's picture

Donald, Get the hell outta my room ...

MANvsMACHINE's picture

"Hillary, I can't a good selfie angle. Could you please fall down on the floor? You know, same as always."

BaBaBouy's picture

Step Right Up ... Free Moron Sellfies ...

wee-weed up's picture

Something we all want to see... Hitlery behind bars!

Vatican_cameo's picture

 

"Never mind Pokemon Go, I'm over here you Millennial Fucktards!"

AlaricBalth's picture

Narcissist nation.
Everything about that photo is disturbing, on so many levels.

Collective narcissism.
"If my group ruled the world it would be a much better place"
"I will never be satisfied until my group gets all that it deserves"
"My group is superior and will force it's will upon those who are inferior."

any_mouse's picture

Bunch of narcissistic fuck twats with their queen.

cheech_wizard's picture

Watched a video on human pavlovian response.

Standard Disclaimer: "To Serve Man"... you know right now there is an alien species thinking the sheep are almost ready for shearing and plopping into a gigantic pot.

 

 

Long-John-Silver's picture

I finaly saw a Hillary Bumper Sticker today. The only one I've seen so far. It said "Hillary for Jail 2016".

BennyBoy's picture

 

Everyone became aware of Trump walking in the back of the small room.

 

buyingsterling's picture

Captions

"Everybody, turn around and film our next president"

"The barrier is so that you can't smell my leaking catheter"

"Googly-eyes are harder to see at 10 feet"

"Does this step make me seem less corpulent?"

"Everything is blue"

"Hey secret service asshole! Not you too!"

"When you're smiling, when you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you"

 

mkhs's picture

Is she officially a dwarf?  Napoleon was also height challenged.

BorisTheBlade's picture

No, never turn your back on Hillary!

She might stab. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My29YT1T4R4

Captain Chlamydia's picture

Suddenly, Trump entered the building on the opposite side.... 

bamawatson's picture

standing on ashes of benghazi

THE SOLUTION IS DEBT FREE MONEY CREATION's picture

SHE CAME, THEY SAW, SHE LIED...

GUS100CORRINA's picture

I think Hillary would look better in "orange" for her new home away from home.

SOMEBODY SHOULD PHOTOSHOP THIS PICTURE AND TURN HILLARY'S OUTFIT ORANGE!!!!!

The Deacon's picture

Get your signed copy of Stronger Together right here! 

pickupthatcan's picture

"Show me dat ass girls."

101 years and counting's picture

shocker.  a bunch of brain dead chicks supporting the hag. 

PirateOfBaltimore's picture

Huma is getting concerned I'm going to croak and she'll be left muffdiver-less, so let's see what you got, bitches!

Handful of Dust's picture

Weener just stripped in the back of the room.

bh2's picture

Have a nice trip, Monica!

cherry picker's picture

Look its Brad and he's single :)

MaxThrust's picture

oh it's the Kardishans

Rebel yell's picture

No more lies!
I wish that people would stop being deluded into believing that we can not have 100% free renewable energy. The only ones who propagate the myth that we can not, are the ones benefiting financially from the fossil fuel industry, that is the industry itself, the military defense contractors, and the government officials that take the bribes to propagate the myth.

A car is capable of running on water by adjusting the catalytic converter:
http://www.aliasinfo.ch/Klima%20und%20Freie%20Energie/how-to-convert-you...

Crisismode's picture

 

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight . . .

And Detroit automakers have suppressed hundreds of inventions that would give all of us cars with 500 miles per gallon engines.

 

gregga777's picture

I know. They made me rich by secretly buying up all my perpetual motion machine patents!

Bloodstock's picture

But we drink water, not oil.

mkhs's picture

The sex is a bit kinky, but they also defecate in it.

jcaz's picture

Wow- the truly special fucktards come out on Sundays......

Enjoy your Hillary vote,  Rebel moron.

gregga777's picture

Yo, genius. How many matches have you wasted trying to set fire to water?

Question: Why do fire departments use water to fight fires?

Answer: Because water doesn't catch fire!

ROTFLMAO (rolling on the floor laughing my a** off).

I know it's not nice to make fun of delusional people. I'm deplorable, I just can't help it!

SgtShaftoe's picture

Somebody failed Physics and Chemistry 101...  Hint: We use measures of energy such as Joules, Horsepower, and BTUs for a reason. There is a maximum amount of energy that is stored in a unit of material unless you're talking fusion.  That energy can be put to work at some level of efficiency (never 100%, there's always some loss). 

Ralph Spoilsport's picture

Funniest thing I've read today. Also the stupidest.

Breathial's picture

"... a car capable of running on water..."

 

Why is it the people repeating this crap are always the ones who couldn't engineer a hole in a paper bag?

Breathial's picture

"... a car capable of running on water..."

 

Why is it the people repeating this crap are always the ones who couldn't engineer a hole in a paper bag?

onwisconsinbadger's picture

Hillary is meeting with yahoo netanyahoo today. Her throat will be cleared for the debate. I am still voting for her. Peace.

Sudden Debt's picture

I respect you choice but doesn't it bother you that she has a massive criminal background and is tied to almost every fraud case in politics?

What tops that?

mkhs's picture

She is a treasonious grifter?