i tell a lot of my friends to get married. but im snarky about it.
 
i ask them "why are you waiting around? dont you want to be told
you cant come to the race with me or build a rod hot on a whim?...
dont you want to have someone else dictate how you live, how you
spend your money, how you should exist as a human to the benefit
of your new family?"
 
first they try to shame me into how much pussy im missing out
then they inevitably turn the conversation to what i want for myself
and i always rhetorically reply "why would i want less happiness than i have now... "