rewatching Conan the Barbarian and Destroyer this weekend...
realized, most of the movie, Conan is doing whatever he fucking wants.
i recall now, that some young vagina in the movies, realizes she
can not just use her feminine beauty to try to put his dick in a jar...
that she needs to be strong and self-reliant and a fighter...
and Conan has no time pretty princesses that bitch and moan about
their lives being uncomfortable...
 
funnier still, they made Red Sonja and her character has powers.
you see, she was blessed by a goddess and cannot be defeated...
why you ask? well thats easy. everyone knows men are physically stronger.
 
thus, cus her family was raped and killed, Red Sonja is now blessed to
to able to take on the likes of Conan whose family was also raped
and killed, except he persevered ON HIS OWN and became strong
after being enslaved as a pit-fighter and various other sufferings...
 
its just fucking ironic, coming full circle.
 
SPOILERS
women flocked to thulsa dooms' religion... Conan goes and cuts the
fuckers heads off... cus why not? [you keel my faja!]
he finds this one woman who is as good at fighting and fucking
as he is, but they decide, she cant live in his life, cus... hollywood.
she also was willing to sacrifice her own soul to bring him back,
after being royally fucked up... which i mean... yeh right.
an act performed by no woman, in the history of ever.