In an attempt to get some friends and work colleagues into the BPL, specifically, ManU, I send out a text before every match. I call them Red Devil Alerts. Thought you guys might like them. Here's this week's RDA:

RED DEVIL ALERT! Next fixture: Saturday, September 24th. Barclay’s Premier League Fixture: Leicester City vs Manchester United (Old Trafford). Game time: 6:30am (CST). MUFC recent form, EFL Cup: 3-1 vs Northamptontownvillageburg City (Carrick, Herrera, Rashford). Ladies and gentlemen, this week's RDA guest is Thin Lizzy! Take it away Lizzy. “Guess who just got back today? Them wild-eyed boys that had been away. Haven't changed, haven't much to say. But man, I still think them [Devils] are great. The boys are back in town! They were asking if [José was still sound]. How you [lost to Watford], where Rashford could be found. I told them you were [out but not down]. Driving all the [nay-sayers] crazy. You know [Rooney] used to dance a lot. Every [match he'd] be on the [pitch, shaking defenders for the shot]. Man when I tell you [he] was cool, [he] was [red-devil] hot. [But now? So much not]. The boys are back in town! The boys are back in town! That time over at [Wimbledon] place. Well [Zlatan] got up and [he] slapped [Leicester’s] face. Man [U] we just fell [right into] place. If that [team] don't want [more], forget [Leicester]! The boys are back in town! [Saturday morn] they'll be dressed to kill. Down at [Old Trafford for a thrill]. The [passing] will flow and [LC’s] blood will spill. If [Zlatan] wants the ball, you’d better feed him]! Because the boys are [Pog-back] in town!!!” #Rock-n-Rashford #TZIS #👹⚽