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[–]SirGallantLionheart [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

Take a piss on him and shove her/nip her neck until she recognizes your dominance and backs of your territory. If he's a prime specimen then you can't waste any time. You must get fertilized and give birth to the new alpha male.

[–]Llamadead[S] [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

How is this supposed to help me ?

[–]fillob [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

To establish dominance. Right now is a crucial time.

[–]Llamadead[S] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I dont know if i should even text him about the thing or not. Im pending until you guys help me out

[–]SirGallantLionheart [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

You will be the new alpha female. Your friend will accept her position in your pack. You will mate with the alpha male. The urine will mark your territory and future girls will back off.

[–]Llamadead[S] [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Should i text him about it or no

[–]SirGallantLionheart [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The Romans raised by wolves, they see a guy turn water into wine, you know what they do? They eat him. Cause there are no texts in the animal kingdom only breakfast and dinner.

[–]Fat_Dumb_Americans [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

No way, cuz afterwards he'll be all like, "wha...?"

[–]Eternal_Mr_Bones [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

i did a song prank on him. It was Treat You Better and i did it and it was funny for the beginning.

What is a "song prank?" Need context to answer this question.

[–]Llamadead[S] [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Like i looked up the lrics online and sent them to him and he texted back saying what he thought

[–]Eternal_Mr_Bones [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Weird prank. Tell the friend you didn't mean anything by it. You just have a terrible sense for the appropriateness of pranks/jokes. Don't talk to the BF about it unless it is to say "Sorry, bad joke."

Also lastly, don't come to /r/drama for advice on your relationships /r/relationships is there for that. But remember only go to /r/relationships if you want vindication at the price of any relationship you actually value.

[–]Llamadead[S] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh sorry..i havent done this for a long time. Also thanks for telling me!

[–]ApatheticAnarchy [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

lol, you assholes. I love you.

But yeah, probably stop talking to them. You're going to be coming up upon creepy clinger territory here soon otherwise.