Wife : "Why are you home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss asked me to go to hell!"
Doctor : How is your headache?
Patient : She's out of town.
Q: You know why women love shoes?
A: Because no matter how much they eat and how fat they get, the shoes always fit.
Q: What do you call a letter from a feminist?
A: Hate male
There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened.
There are two types of wives in this world:
The first type listens to her husband, understands his thoughts, behaves lovingly 😊
The second type...is the one that everyone has.
Wife was busy, packing her clothes.
Husband: Where are you going?
Wife: I'm moving to my mother's home.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
Wife: Now, where are you going?
Husband: I'm also moving to my mom's.
Wife: And what about the kids?
Husband: Well I guess if you are moving to your mother's home and I'm moving in my mother's... they should move in with their mother.
A man visits a physiatric ward in a hospital. He sees a patient lying listlessly in bed and moaning: "Joanne, Joanne!"
He asks the nurse about the reason for the patient's behavior. Nurse says the patient used to love a girl called Joanne but couldn't marry her. So he became depressed.
He continues walking down the corridor and peeks into the next room. There he sees another patient in worser condition - with torn clothes & unkempt hair - shouting: "Joanne !! Joanne !!"
The man looks at the nurse, puzzled. The nurse says, "This one married Joanne."
A group of feminists go back to their high school to "educate" their former teachers about the "progress" and "improvements" they'd made in soceity since graduating.
After this presentation, there is pindrop silence.
To fill in the awkward silence one of the feminists says: "And none of these would be possible without you all!"
The Principal stands up and objects: "YOU CAN'T BLAME US. WE DID OUR BEST"
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