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One morning a widening pool of gasoline formed beneath an old car in the parking lot. My manager urged me to grab a bag of cat litter to contain the leak and minimize the chance of a fire. I sprinted away, then turned back and - in a moment of absolute sincerity - asked him which brand.
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
The last part of all your favorite films, such as [trails off awkwardly]
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