/u/Dubstripsquads is an internet nerd, like most of /r/askhistorians, who spends the overwhelming majority of his time answering 2D questions and generally validating their existence by humblebragging about how good they are at regurgitating what sources tell them. Like most of his fellow flairs, he probably believes that answering questions about what ‘Hitler would've thought about Game of Thrones' is going to get them that key placement at Oxford. However, Dubs has a secret: He’s an absolute madman. Our young hero is like most 20 something cisscum males, he has a basic understanding of personal hygiene and is therefore able to slide his penis into a woman’s vagina from time to time. No harm no foul (I see you SRS), but if he does this rather mundane activity to two woman (without them knowing, gasp!) roughly at the same time, then everyone loses their mind. My God! Our bastion of internet academia has been thrown into ill repute!

Here’s why it’s so fucking spicy: Dubs’ side chick turned out to be a fellow flair at Askhistorians, who (until she found out she was just a side chick) operated under the account name /u/nottheprinceofwales. As you can see, her account is no longer active, wew fucking lad.

I have yet to find out how or why, but this shit has all come crashing down on our hero’s presumably above-average penis. The two vaginas discovered that there was another vagina, and word quickly spread among the collective of internet nerds and autism that is /r/askhistorians. Dubs has become a pariah, almost overnight. Hasn’t been seen or heard from in two weeks due to this pilot episode of a Spanish soap opera. In his absence, all the stupid ass shit these people take seriously is coming out of the woodwork. Our cucked heroine, /u/nottheprinceofwales, leaked some dank ass shit. Bravely exposing our hero's lies and her own status as the new head mod of /r/cuckold in one fell swoop.

Apparently our Hero tried to impress his side chick not only with the girth and width of his manhood, but with the euphoria of his grey matter – bragging to her that he’s in a Master’s program (this is a thing to brag about? Lmfao get a fucking job) and that he would be appearing at some nerd conference she was going to, presumably to speak about how massive his cock is. Turns out, he’s not in a Masters (gasp!) and pulled a Beyonce at the Emmys, never showing up. This somehow (???) led to his side chick discovering about his main, and a slap fight ensuing between the families, and the two chicks uniting (girl power) to expose him as the cunning rogue that he is. At this point, even I’m ready to fight over a cock this large.

How do I know all this? Why, I’m one of the autistic internet nerds on AH, and I got to see this tumor develop in real time. The witch hunt for the leaker is going to be almost as entertaining as the REAL_IMPORTANT_ACADEMIC_DRAMA_WITH_VAGINAS occurring here.

One more thing before I go, dubs has several alts – at least one of them flaired on AH. I love throwing jet fuel on the fucking dumpster fire, so I’ll expose. One of his alts is /u/freedmenspatrol. How do I know? Just going to have to believe me, but take a closer look at his main and this profile and tell me what commonalities you see. Like I said, he has more though, but why ruin all the fun?

Xoxoxoxo

later homies