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[–]Refill0 324ポイント325ポイント  (34子コメント)

I don't want a bottle of wine telling me how to hold it.

[–]JerseyWabbit 98ポイント99ポイント  (4子コメント)

I've got your number /r/firstworldanarchists

[–]Refill0 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

thx

[–]cum_juice 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

hold it until you get juice

that's an order baby

[–]crazybutterf 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Username checks out so much that I want your number...

[–]1knightstands 27ポイント28ポイント  (26子コメント)

If you're professionally pouring wine for someone the position of the hand is actually perfect though, the label should always face the customer. Although if you switch hands to pour someone on the other side of the table this doesn't work anymore. Ok, I agree, this doesn't work and is stupid.

[–]rumbidzai 17ポイント18ポイント  (6子コメント)

That part of the bottle wouldn't be touched while pouring if done professionally. It looks solid for chugging however.

[–]r_elwood 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

my thoughts exactly...this is more "this is my bottle and you may get your own, chug chug!"

[–]coachrx 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I never understood a glass of wine. I've never drank less than one bottle.

[–]BernieEffingSanders 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Solution: You just need a bigger glass.

[–]barakabear 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like there's a related quote on quirky home décor about glasses of wine needing to be bigger.

[–]Words_of_err_ -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rum?

You mean rum I'm guessing.

[–]SwissArmyBumpkin 18ポイント19ポイント  (12子コメント)

If you're professionally pouring wine for someone you hold it by the bottom with your thumb in the 'punt' in the base

[–]tachymetre 4ポイント5ポイント  (9子コメント)

That is incorrect. You should not be studying the wine while you are supposed to be pouring it for someone else. How would you like it if someone was poring over your food while you were waiting for it?

[–]slowest_hour 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ooo, snooty wine pouring debate! I say we let this three year old video with about 1k views and a single comment tell us how a pro pours wine because it was the first one google brought me when I asked how to professionally pour wine

incidentally I love that the only comment is "cute guy" from a user with a picture of Moe Szyslak.

I'm going to assume the reason it didn't link me the original video from five years ago was because it has its comments disabled. Likely because they were all talking about how cute the guy is.

[–]BoxMonster44 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

No, I think they were making a joke about "poring" vs "pouring."

[–]SwissArmyBumpkin 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

Studying it? I don't want to write a fucking essay about it i want to drink it

[–]BoxMonster44 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

I think the joke was that "poring" and "pouring" are different words.

[–]SwissArmyBumpkin 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Bahaha! Fuck. Totally missed that. I've fixed it now 😂😂

[–]ClarifiedInsanity 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

😂😂

Wait, what? Since when did we have those?

[–]wargamefan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know right? I've been wondering that myself..

[–]Z0MBIECL0WN 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Which way should the label face while I'm drinking straight from the bottle and regretting life decisions?

[–]cupofbee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But what if the label is on the other side as well?

[–]ruddias[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

The professional should always be on the right side of the customer anyways so that shouldn't matter.

[–]Regular_Ragu 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's also a 12$ bottle of wine so there's that.

[–]nomad1c 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

they make one with the hand print reversed so you can switch bottles in that scenario

[–]gkaplan59 155ポイント156ポイント  (11子コメント)

Looks like they saved themselves at least 4 fl oz .... Profit

[–]fastandorbulbous 90ポイント91ポイント  (2子コメント)

The Kit-Kat candy bar has the name 'Kit-Kat' imprinted into the chocolate... That robs you of chocolate! That is a clever chocolate saving technique. I go down to the factory "You owe me some letters!"

-Mitch Hedberg

[–]AkaDeano 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

The one liner legend! 🤘🏻

[–]synthesize_me 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should check out Steven Wright, one of Mitch Hedberg's motivators. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9ciHpT4WuM

[–]just_comments 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

Notice the bottom and how the dent is smaller than most wine bottles. It's still 750ml most likely

[–]Numendil 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

doesn't even have to be the dent: wine bottles aren't standardised. They could just make the whole thing slightly bigger/higher and end up with 750ml.

[–]just_comments 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

True, but the dent is the easiest thing for me to spot without any sort of banana for scale.

[–]RockSta-holic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What ever happened to banana scales? Reddit where did you go?

[–]Readvoter -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Inventor the reason liquor and wine cost as much as they do is using glass bottles instead of plastic ones. I imagine you're paying a lot for this bottle variation.

[–]Skeptic_moron 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

IMO taxes, marketing, transportation and even production for small wine producers cost much more than bottling. Although anything not standard like this bottle must be super expensive. The bottle sure stands out so maybe they are getting their money back.

[–]St_Maximus_Gato 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

My friend found the same shape bottle but a different brand apparently http://i.imgur.com/sNIp02i.jpg

[–]Ben_Thar 55ポイント56ポイント  (32子コメント)

Damn...I'm left-handed.

[–]Summerie 27ポイント28ポイント  (25子コメント)

That....I don't think that matters.

[–]Wienerwrld 21ポイント22ポイント  (20子コメント)

That is definitely a bottle for righties.

[–]Summerie 9ポイント10ポイント  (19子コメント)

Label wise, yeah I guess, but anyone can grab it in the grooves.

[–]Jechtael 7ポイント8ポイント  (16子コメント)

Only if you use your right hand, or have a REALLY weird left hand.

[–]Summerie 6ポイント7ポイント  (13子コメント)

How so? If you're a lefty, you still grab the bottle in the grooves, but the label is in your palm.

[–]Jechtael 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

The angle is wrong (you'd need to not only come at it from an angle where the edge of your palm pushes against it, instead of the flat) and the edges of the divots for the fingertips would press into your fingers and reduce the available friction-surface (the back of the finger-grooves most likely has a sloped edge instead of a scooped edge).

[–]procrastinating_atm 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

If you have the meager strength required to grab and hold a regular wine bottle, you can hold this one too.

[–]Jechtael 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Summerie:
anyone can grab it in the grooves.

Lefties can use the bottle just fine, if they work around the hand-hold rather than in it.

[–]procrastinating_atm -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

IMO rotating the bottle (no matter what your dominant hand is) is a bigger inconvenience than any minor contouring issue for lefties.

[–]Summerie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought the scoops went straight through, but I guess there are finger grooves.

[–]harmonigga 0ポイント1ポイント  (7子コメント)

Trace your right hand. Now try to fit your left hand in what you drew.

[–]Summerie 4ポイント5ポイント  (6子コメント)

Well you can, on the other side of the paper, which is what I'm talking about doing with the bottle.

[–]harmonigga 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

The other side is inside the bottle...

[–]Summerie 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

No, I mean like this. http://imgur.com/yVinoOU

See how my thumbs on both hands are in the same place on the bottle, and my pointer, middle, ring, and pinky are in the same place on the bottle on both hands? Imagine they are over the grooves. You can get them with both hands.

[–]uberchristopher 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think the idea is that it's designed so the grooves fit the contours of a hand. This one would only nicely fit a right hand.

[–]MikeOShay 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Replying to your image from deeper in the chain. The grooves on this bottle aren't centered, they're angled so the right hand's fingers can get in from the back. Holding it with the left hand, your palm will cover the grooves, or you'll have to fit your left hand in the little divets with most of the bottle's mass in front of it.

http://imgur.com/a/UPnqX

Here I've got my right hand wrapped around a bottle and then my left hand trying to fit in the same finger positions as the right one. It's the wine equivalent of palming a basketball.

[–]gregnuttle -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

Pragmatically, no, but when you hold the bottle up for others to look at the label, lefties would be showing off the back of the bottle. So it matters at least a little, right?

[–]Hulihutu 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think I'm more likely to hold it up for myself to look at the back label though

[–]fishbiscuit13 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think they're saying pouring isn't that specific of a motor skill to be exclusive to your dominant hand

[–]iMakeItSeemWeird 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's ok. I've learned to do many things with my non-dominant hand simply because I'm so frequently use my dominant hand to play with myself.

[–]dick-nipples 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking lefties. They can't do anything right.

[–]joshzaar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Scrolling down, I was thinking dude we already established that this would be a left handed bong

[–]12INCHVOICES 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a wine bottle, not a golf club.

[–]Dismalhead 162ポイント163ポイント  (28子コメント)

As someone who used to work in the wine industry and negotiated with glass companies to make custom bottles, I can say that's probably a nightmare to manufacture.

[–]PM_ME_NSFW_XXX 158ポイント159ポイント  (7子コメント)

As someone who has never worked in the industry and knows absolutely nothing about glass making, I can say that this is probably a nightmare to manufacture.

[–]hesitantmaneatingcat 35ポイント36ポイント  (6子コメント)

All these silly fucks acting like this bottle is some kind of technological marvel that is on par with rocket surgery to produce.

probably cost 2 cents extra per bottle and took some dude who don't give a fuck 30 seconds to calibrate the mold thingy and the label putter onner.

[–]golfpinotnut 38ポイント39ポイント  (4子コメント)

30 seconds to calibrate the mold thingy and the label putter onner.

Your writing would be better if you'd avoid the technical jargon.

[–]Natdaprat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Putter onner? I barely know er!

[–]catdogecat 67ポイント68ポイント  (14子コメント)

As someone who has never worked in the industry and knows absolutely nothing about glass making I know these aren't a nightmare to produce because the finished product (with wine/labeling) costs ~$12.

[–]the_atheist_priest 49ポイント50ポイント  (10子コメント)

if it's really only $12, looks like someone is getting a new bong :D

[–]FishWash 3ポイント4ポイント  (9子コメント)

it's right handed though :(

[–]linkprovidor 22ポイント23ポイント  (5子コメント)

That means it's a left-handed bong! You'd want to use your dominant hand lighting the bowl.

[–]uberchristopher 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Not necessarily. I'm a left handed smoker. Lighter's always in my right pocket because I hold whatever I'm smoking on my left hand so right hand uses the lighter.

[–]banana_lumpia 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't understand why you're getting down voted

[–]the_atheist_priest 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

damn. you're right. maybe i can learn to be ambidextrous?

[–]THEREAL_ROBFORD 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cause holding a bong with the other hand and flicking a lighter is so difficult!!!!

[–]Emsbekillinum 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stoners man...turn the bottle around. Boom! Left Handed!

[–]WildGalaxy 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Which means it's probably full of $6 wine.

[–]ThatGodCat 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

So no different than usual is what you're saying?

[–]XenoRyet -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like all that means is that lots of people are drinking $2 wine out of a $10 bottle, and some bottle maker is getting the shaft.

[–]Bruhahah 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, it's a real pain to find enough people willing to grab the molten glass bottles barehanded.

[–]flexofreek 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Labelling it looks pretty scary too.

[–]sentripetal 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's easily the toughest part of this process. For the shape of the bottle, once the mold is made, it's pretty easy to produce. Yes, the mold is harder to create than your average bottle, but considering modern CNC and EDM techniques, it's not that difficult.

Source: I'm in manufacturing in glass and plastics

[–]Jafacacke 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

As someone who designed packaging, It was a nightmare convincing them to manufacture.

[–]ravenQ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There must be some seriously burnt glass maker somewhere.

[–]absolutely_potatoes 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Single handedly chugging an entire bottle of wine has never been easier!

[–]GoddessApril 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

How could you NOT drink from the bottle?

[–]TesticleMeElmo 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'd happily pay 30% more because of this novelty bottle.

[–]porridgemonster 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I get so excited about fancy/novelty wine bottles.

They're the only kind of vases I own.

[–]flapjack009 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

because drunk people drop shit

[–]mistahowe 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It just makes me want to hold the thing wrong because I know it'll make people mad. It's so tantalizing!

[–]bortsimpsonson 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is the Steve Vai's Ibanez of wine bottles. Just plain tacky.

[–]youreabigbiasedbaby 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Except the JEM was born of a joke.

[–]ThatWhichDrankItself 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Could you please expound on this or shoot me a source? I've wondered about the origins of that weird brass-knuckle-type cutaway for so long.

[–]MoldyShampoo 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

What if you're left handed?

[–]supergalactic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Because fuck you lefty!"

-the bottle designer

[–]megantron94 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is totally built for drinking it straight out of the bottle

[–]randomusername_815 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Many a dick has this exact shape.

[–]senaya 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a left-handed person I find this highly offensive.

[–]comox 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bottle better have 750ml or I'm gonna get angry...

[–]Spidda 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Giorgio: "How do we give the customer less wine without them knowing vasilios?"

Vasilios: "It is done"

[–]Absquatula 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh that's handy

[–]hesitantmaneatingcat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

nice, gotta hand it to you, dad

[–]plugzero 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Would the glass blower have to put his own hand around the bottle as it's cooling?

[–]mandavampanda 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's probably blown into a mold

[–]hesitantmaneatingcat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

you jest, but that is exactly how it is done, with kevlar and chainmail gloves. Go tell everyone now... go on

[–]Skaterk1ng 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

For getting seriously white girl wasted

[–]LethalArcher 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is the reason NASCAR is hard to watch in my personal opinion. I have been a die-hard NASCAR fan since I was a kid, but now it's impossible with a Toyota winning every race and failing post-race inspection. Yet, no one speaks about it on Race talk or during the race. They act like it is a surprise that the cheating cars win. When they decide to fix the sport someone call me, because fuck Brian France and his excuses.

[–]YourBrainOnJazz 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

This. This wine bottle is the reason NASCAR is difficult for you to watch? Or is it the Toyota? I'm lost.

[–]hesitantmaneatingcat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Apparently this wine bottle is "cheating". That's what I get out of it and I agree wholeheartedly. Fuck that wine bottle, fuck it right in its god damn thumb indentation.

[–]ReliableStan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Drunkard's dream

[–]clsbabe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good if you got the shakes.

[–]PM_ME_ANYTHING_FUN 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Expensive foundry bottle. Who knows what that adds to the overall cost

[–]dmarrok 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's $12... probably not much.

[–]flexofreek 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

People pride themselves on spending lots of money on wine and spirits.

[–]sarayellow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i like open bottle instead of closed and empty glasses,

[–]Mentiritas 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a clever wine saving technique.

[–]Nowlong 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

What if your left handed?

[–]hesitantmaneatingcat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

no big deal, you got a right hand too. Question is what if you have a right hook?

[–]butterspread 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did you just assume my dexterity?

[–]hesitantmaneatingcat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

no, just assumed you could pick up a god damn bottle with your non dominant hand. not like it's asking you to crochet a doily with your pecker

[–]aversethule 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Cuz there isnt enough right-handed bias in this world already...

[–]hesitantmaneatingcat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

all these peeps who can't pick up something with their other hand and lift it to their cake hole. Do ya'll walk around with one arm dangling at your side all day like a noodle?

[–]SirCrest_YT 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"this is my grip... It's meant for me"

[–]lama_man2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lighter's always in my right pocket because I know it'll make people mad.

[–]Maksandwedge 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Bloody Dile took a handful of wine out of the bottle.

[–]hesitantmaneatingcat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

bottle could be a tad bit taller, but I might be just drunk.

[–]Burrito_nap 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

This robs you of wine!!

[–]hesitantmaneatingcat 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

what if I told you the bottle is a little bit taller and wider than normal

[–]Teoes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure that's not how the song goes.

[–]BlindPlaythroughIRL 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I feel bad for the guy that has to hold the molten glass as it hardens to leave the indentation.

[–]Chris_Isur_Dude 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sucks for anyone with really big/small hands

[–]Urban_Savage 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like someone was handling my mix tape before they picked up this bottle.

[–]sinoken 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the Steve Vai's Ibanez of wine telling me how to hold it up for others to look at the back label though.

[–]SaltyBog 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That robs you of chocolate wine!

[–]gliese026 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Next up, a wine bottle with a dickhole and another with a dildo

[–]JubeiTM 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

From the thumb i thought it was an R2D2

[–]Imentet 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tasted the red version. Didn't like it much.

[–]Kodarian 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dile is french for "double fisting it."

[–]SubtleMockery 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Crosspost to /r/southpaws, and it's mildly infuriating.

[–]MajorBaines 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Less wine for you, more money for us.

[–]ahairychest 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They know there target audience..

[–]AteSomeWiFi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This triggers me, this is 2016 and im ashamed they are using the shape of a male hand!

[–]GreenAce92 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone's been doing their kegle exercises

[–]Machipongo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whenever I see a kitschy wine bottle I automatically think the bottle is being used to distract me from the fact that the wine is not very good.

[–]mynew1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That bottle looks like my dick.

[–]h35grga 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

mmm higher likelihood of ingesting glass, delicious

[–]Shiney79 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like when manufacturers do different things with bottles. The old Vok liqueur bottles were a cool shape too.

[–]ngocblack 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

at it is simple, has little lovely

[–]kiefofpolice 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can't just chuggalug a $30 bottle of wine.

[–]lifeoflogan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This bottle would be great for raucous boat parties. Or just people with tiny hands who can't quite wrap them around the bottle. Oh shit, they made this for kids. . . or The Drumpf.

[–]BILLMURRAYSBUTTHOLE 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It better be a bigger bottle to make up for replacing precious booze with the finger impressions. In fact, they should make the impressions convex to fit more booze in.

[–]GandalfSwagOff -1ポイント0ポイント  (9子コメント)

I'm fine with my 6 to 8 dollar bottles. I've had wine that costs 10x that and it tastes the same.

[–]flexofreek 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

It seems the more expensive the wine costs, the more complex the flavour gets, sometimes not in a good way. I print labels and some of the tasting notes on wine labels is just plain ridiculous. Who in their right mind wants wine that taste like wet stones, or cigar box, may as well say it tastes of spent condoms.

[–]GandalfSwagOff 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wet cigar box filled with used condoms. $80 please.

[–]dmarrok 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

This is only $12 though.

[–]GandalfSwagOff 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

So? I'm not paying $12 for a white wine with a gimmick bottle.

[–]dmarrok 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

My point is you're assuming it's expensive wine when it's not. $12 is not expensive. Doesn't seem like the bottle adds much to the cost.

[–]GandalfSwagOff 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

$12 is a lot when it is twice what I normally pay.

[–]yelahneb 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Eh, just keep refilling it with box wine

[–]hesitantmaneatingcat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

totally worth it. I might actually do this.

[–]dittrich31 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I hate gimmicky bottles of alcohol. Gun shaped bottles, skulls, hand indents, etc. All thatvmeans tonme is they soent more on the bottle and less on the quality of booze. It should be able to sell itself without allbof these marketing tricks

[–]Jechtael 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Has someone already started drinking?

[–]hesitantmaneatingcat 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

spoken like a true alcoholic. Fuck all these receptacles. I drink straight from the god damn still.

[–]Kill_Me_Chim -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not paying $12 for a white wine with a dickhole and another with a dildo.