Look here you stoopid sloots. I'm sick and tired of all the misandry. I'm tired of turning on the news and seeing a man get life in prison for 20 minutes of action. So I've taken time out of my busy day writing field reports to tell you useless whores how to not get raped.

STEP ONE: DON'T GO TO PARTIES

I am so sick and disgusted with women not being able to take responsibility for their actions. Its like they have one martini and pass out on the floor to try and get all the attention drawn to them. Then I have vigorously read r/twoxchromosomes about how they woke up with no clothes on and a sore hole. Look, if you can't handle your liquor without passing out like you took a drug or something, just don't go to parties! Besides, what are you doing at a party anyways? Don't you have a cooking show to watch or sewing to do?

STEP TWO: MAKE SURE YOUR "NO" IS HARD ENOUGH

As an Alpha, we have a hard time listening to women. Sometimes a soft, polite no still means you consent. If you do not wish to consent, do a HARD NO, like this. However, because all women are manipulative whores who like to play hard to get, real Alphas maintain frame and try to push past your cunning LMR tactic. When this happens, bang some pots and pans together, spin three times, and keep repeating no. This is the universal body language for someone that doesn't want sex. So few women know of this one simple trick to prevent rape forever. If Chad is still unconvinced, have him talk to one of your cuck betas. It is a biological fact men respond more favorably to other men, even those lower in the wolf pack.

STEP THREE: DON'T HAVE FRIENDS

Forget what I said about calling your male friend. You should not have any male friends. It is biological facts that mayuls and feeeeemales cannot coexist in a space for more than 30 minutes before ripping their clothes off and fucking. Due to this biological fact, any feeeemale is asking for it by befriending males. If you find yourself in a position to where a male approaches you, you must run far away to protect your precious hymen. Another tactic is to act mentally ill; us mayuls have a motto called "don't put your weewee in a creepy", so this is a natural repellent to men. You must remember while all males would rape you in a heartbeat, not all men are rapists, and you're misandrist for protecting yourself. That's how the cookie crumbles, cupcake. :)

STEP FOUR: DESTROY ANY FEMINIST THINKING

This one is important because feminism is like a pandora's box: first you start thinking you can ride a bicycle, next thing you know, you're at the polls voting and wearing pants! Before feminism gets to you, block out any female-sympathizing media. Throw away that copy of The Handmaid's Tale, drop all SJW courses (sign my petiton pls), and delete all Social Media Whoring accounts. Like the little brother you would give the extra controller to so you could trick him into thinking he was actually playing the game, the more ignorant you are to a man's world, the less likely you're going to get the idea to falsify rape to oppress healthy male sexuality.

STEP FIVE: DON'T GO OUTSIDE

To be absolutely sure you do not get raped, you must lock all your doors and windows in your house. Have your father install iron bars on the windows to prevent rapist intruders. Sure, this would suck if your house caught on fire, but as you slowly choke to death from the smoke, you can weep happy tears that you were killed before you could AWALT.

There is a small, minute chance that a rapist might find a way to break into your home still. In this case, you must think about what actions you have done to allow yourself to get raped. Everyone has sex they regret, and you can't go around feigning your irresponsibility onto innocent men.

I hope my guide has helped you degenerate sluts see the light and makes you immediately go shave your armpit hair and delete your Tumblr.