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[–]hyvzPogba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

FUCKING SLOWSTARTERS, STEP THE FUCK UP :@@@

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That scare in the box aside, Fellaini has been quite good again.

[–]lemi69 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rashford shouldn't be playing on the wing..martial looks really good

[–]TheFormidableGiantRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Janmaat shaw match up is warming nicely

[–]KamahShaw 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We are lucky as hell not to be down.

[–]PenPaperShotgun 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean we should have given away a pen and they should have scored after and then that open goal, we could be easily 3-0 down, we don't have a midfielder that can get the ball and dictate. We need a younger Carrick

[–]rossco9Blind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice ball from Martial

[–]MoosjeMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So whys Rashford on the left?

[–]Count__Duckula 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

De gea should have said leave it. Smaaling was looking at the ball

[–]NGU-BenPogba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Stones and Claudio Bravo, we see you" - Chrissy and De Dea.

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus christ. De Gea got to give him a shout.

[–]eoinmShaw 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah lads come on ffs! What a miss though!

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Final pass has been really poor.

[–]tetayk 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't know what you guys prefer but at this point, De Gea definitely choose Blind.

[–]Lord_SchelbJose F. Busby 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

De Gea should have shouted he was going for it.

[–]sheepshagger1994Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Didn't the Watford strikers have a few incredible misses against us last year?

[–]DP112Herrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Feel like there's a lack of communication all round, people running into the path of other people too

[–]Easily_BakedPogba 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We look like shit atm.

[–]maersklineBlind Faith 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy fucking shit how are we getting away with this.

[–]ImTimmyTrumpetScholes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was a premier league long ball right there

[–]Takley 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

embarrassing start yet again

[–]Pimp-My-Alpaca 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit my heart... Surely Smalling would've heard De Gea calling for that?

[–]PenPaperShotgun 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck is that communication, the team is panicking

[–]pearlz176The Ginger Prince 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy duck how did he miss that.

[–]CveinMemphis & Martial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This wont be an easy game.

[–]allyallmfersneed___ 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This demo is the worst. I can't wait for the final game.

[–]macAaronEGiggs 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ffs. Get your heads in the game.

[–]NoComment14The Kung Fu King 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Talk to each other, guys. My goodness that would have been awful.

[–]HistoryBuff9393White Pele 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wheres the fucking communication!

[–]johncenatbh 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit we're lucky as fuck

[–]detinuHerrera 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Things are looking worse and worse for us since the City game.

[–]RFerrer-Blind 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck is Smalling doing

[–]MohbaMemphis 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ffs. That is a Fifa goal right there.

[–]Mizzie30Rooney 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck is this

[–]ronanfreelancewriter 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh sweet Jesus that's awful defending

[–]HighOnNicotine 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ighalo has been awarded the Miss of the Year.

[–]burnedgoatZlatan 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus fucking christ

[–]Pizza_Is_Everything 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus christ what the fuck happened there

[–]KamahShaw 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was some Sunday league communication, how are we still not down

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

WTF PEOPLE, fucking talk to each other there!

[–]MrMahonyHerrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What in the fuck Smelling...

[–]TyperSniperKeane 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

SMALLING WHAT THE FUCK

[–]Nestledrink 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Smalling.... Almost fucked us over.

[–]Cr7NeTwOrK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

De Gea should have warned him he's coming out tbh

[–]rossco9Blind 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck are we doing

[–]DP112Herrera 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

For FUCK'S sake but also how the fuck do you miss that?!

[–]DtSanHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

wtf smalling

[–]Pimp-My-Alpaca 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol did that commentator just say Shaw is our shortest player? He's like 9 cm taller than Rooney...

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need to get this back under control.

[–]Cr7NeTwOrK 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

no one picking up their striker in our box? wow, come on united

[–]PenPaperShotgun 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I enjoyed the fact under LVG that we had possession and controlled games, granted we didn't score but I didn't feel this vulnerable.

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probl should have been greedier then. Might have gone in.

[–]TheFormidableGiantRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who the fuck is marking number 5? Shaw?! Pick him up !!

[–]CveinMemphis & Martial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Getting away with murder

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Come on Fellaini don't do that now after playing so well at the start of this season.

[–]HairyArthurManchester United 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

See how De Gea let that ball go across goal because he'd analysed every angle in a single, split second? What a keeper. Safe as houses.

[–]RogerFedererFTWValdes(and Falcao) 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just love seeing Fellaini's defending headers, it's so satisfying

[–]burnedgoatZlatan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Got lucky there, calm down Fella

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

With how much Valencia is getting the ball for crossing positions, he needs to hit some of the these first time much more often

[–]KamahShaw 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was close, Jesus.

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    [–]FuckOffFuckYouCuntDe Gea -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I like Deeney he's a cool guy

    [–]nelsonandthemandelas 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I tuned in late... Am I seeing things... Is Martial playing RW and Rashford LW? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

    [–]ccdewa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yes that's the case, let's see how it turns out

    [–]PenPaperShotgun 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    We need someone who can run past men and make a killer ball or cross like de Bruyne

    [–]HairyArthurManchester United 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Fellaini's had a good start to this season but he's a penalty waiting to happen.

    [–]sara7025 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Fellaini has to be careful there

    [–]rossco9Blind 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Risky from Fellaini

    [–]ronanfreelancewriter 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It was the cleverer option by Rooney to spread that to Valencia, but I miss the old Rooney. He'd have been confident enough in his shootingto have a go there and probably creamed it in the top corner. Still, Valencia should've played it first time.

    [–]spoofexKing Cantona 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I genuinely cannot believe how good Valencia still is. He had 2 shocking seasons, and seems to be back to his best. The guy runs an entire wing on his own most games.

    [–]Count__Duckula 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    We had so many players in the box just get a cross in valencia

    [–]TheFormidableGiantRooney 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Valencia's crossing is like an insecure woman.

    Can't get over that first man.

    [–]PenPaperShotgun 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Why didn't Valencia cross that early

    [–]bitterjealousangryRashford 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This camera angle is shit.

    [–]TheFormidableGiantRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's only a slight change but i'm loving Martial's new lid.

    [–]theangrycamelr/kpopgfys 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wish Valencia could learn to hit balls first time

    [–]rossco9Blind 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ugh Valencia, just get it in

    [–]TheFormidableGiantRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pogba doesnt control games, need a carrick or blind next to him to dictate play more

    [–]masticlez 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I really hope this is an energetic performance

    [–]bitterjealousangryRashford 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh lord, those vuvuzellas are distroying the broadcast. Fucking Watford.

    [–]sara7025 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Rashford is so quick I love it!

    [–]rossco9Blind 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pogba seems to be drifting wide again

    [–]WhatTheHellManSir Not Yet Appearing In This Film 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Martial's new haircut makes him look more like that childhood pic of him

    [–]WhySoSerious37 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Martial looks like Alex Hunter now

    [–]HighOnNicotine 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Rooney is pressing from the front.

    Something we missed at Feyenoord.

    [–]HairyArthurManchester United 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I love away games purely because we get to hear our incredible, incessant away support. Best in the league.

    [–]spoofexKing Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Martial on the right and Rash on the left is interesting.

    [–]MoosjeMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Can't believe how much Martial looks like his picture when he was young with that new haircut.

    [–]meisterNotna 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Give me a Martial goal today please.

    [–]Instability01Giggs 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    lol Janmaat's face "how the fuck did he catch up"

    [–]spoofexKing Cantona 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Shaw not lost any pace. Ridiculous acceleration.

    [–]Launch_a_poo 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    So are we playing 433 with Pogba and Rooney either side of Fellaini?

    [–]MK-Ultra-Be Champions 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Good to see marital running behind early doors.

    [–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Great tackle by Shaw.

    [–]HairyArthurManchester United 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Luke Shaw is "deceptively quick" says Glenn Hoddle. If deceptively now means obviously, I agree.

    [–]Pimp-My-Alpaca 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Fucking hell Shaw is good

    [–]burnedgoatZlatan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I love Luke Shaw more than I love myself

    [–]nelsonandthemandelas 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That recovery and tackle from Shaw was evangelical.

    [–]hyvzPogba 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Shaw with the sick pace

    [–]KamahShaw 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It amazes me that Fellaini has become a automatic starter in the league.

    [–]PenPaperShotgun -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Shame Ander is dropped but I think it's best for the team

    [–]allyallmfersneed___ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I mean, why not. Let's just go ahead and take out our frustrations on Watford.

    [–]nowhere_Park Ji-Sung 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Martial starting on the right

    [–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Probably the worst commentator lineup on BT today.

    [–]DP112Herrera 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

    At least they've taken Owen off of commentary duty

    [–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

    True but Glenn Hoddle and Robbie Savage are just as shit.

    [–]DP112Herrera 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I still watch that FA Cup clip from a season or two ago where Savage turns into a pirate and starts screaming

    [–]johncenatbh 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Martial looks even more confused with his haircut

    [–]ratherinquisitiveThe Face 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Was at my school's stadium until 11 last night, watching my beloved team getting the shit kicked out of them (College football, OU vs OSU). Now up at 6 am, really hoping for a good performance from United, I'm losing my will to live.

    [–]MoosjeMartial -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Sigh... Martial starting on the right

    [–]spoofexKing Cantona 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Smalling and Bailly at Center-Back is what I've been waiting for. Hope they keep a clean sheet and shut the Watford front 2 out of the game.

    [–]allyallmfersneed___ 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I would love to see how we do with Blind in front of those two.

    [–]spoofexKing Cantona 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's exactly where Blind should be playing too.

    [–]Cr7NeTwOrK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    i thought the ref was already about to book someone that time

    [–]DP112Herrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Glenn Hoddle on commentary, fresh from saying that he's worried that Rashford could be benched for years like Loftus-Cheek

    [–]evilsupper 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh fuck, the last time watford won line was pulled out. Calling a loss now.

    [–]Schrodingers__CatSchweinsteiger 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    LET'S FUCKING GO BOYS

    [–]PenPaperShotgun 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Would like too see Carrick or Blind in the odd game in midfield purely for passing ability, maybe not the big fast games but the easier games

    [–]Chris57270Pogba 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Rashford please make us proud! :D

    [–]GingerwigMataaaaaa! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Glad to see Smalling at centre back. Him and Bailly are the partnership I would like to see develop.

    [–]Cr7NeTwOrK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    watford looking very offensive with 3 at the back

    [–]spoofexKing Cantona 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Mazzari looks like the Alec Baldwin puppet from Team America.

    [–]wetslipper 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Watford have no idea how to get away fans into the ground. There's at least a 1000 united fans queuing to get in the ground

    [–]TyperSniperKeane 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Slightly worried about that midfield 5 overrunning ours, hopefully I'm wrong.

    [–]detinuHerrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I don't know why but I have a bad feeling. Hope I'm wrong.

    [–]reginaldukLingard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    'member when all matches were, I know for a fact that this team will give their everything for the shirt, and win or lose we will not do it for lack of trying...yeh. Fergie was a one off wasn't he?

    [–]Cr7NeTwOrK 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    lol i love when fellaini looks like he's washing his face as he walks on the pitch

    [–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Isn't it some Muslim thing?

    [–]Cr7NeTwOrK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    didn't know fellaini is muslim. yeah pogba does that also

    [–]StanDando 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    De Gea. Bailly. Pogba. Ibra. Rashford.

    Now THATS a Manchester United team. More English players needed, and those not mentioned I have no or little confidence in, and Mata should complete it, but this is the first starting XI I've seen in several years, that can actually scare their opponents. 3-0, if Watford manage to keep their moral after the third goal. If not...my first prediction of a thrashing since the Scholes era.

    This is more like it!!!!

    [–]PenPaperShotgun 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I got the powwwwwaaaaaa bet in fakin playyyyyy

    [–]sara7025 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Good to see Rashford starting!

    [–]Isho7 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

    God damn it, the jinx has now been put on.

    "This team has never taken a point from Manchester United".

    [–]detinuHerrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I hate these types of comments. Every time the commentator says that a team has not won in a long time, I think they're due a win. Ugh

    [–]TreayyeCantona 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Looks like a decent team, so now watch us find a way to struggle.

    [–]GlassCoyote 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    MARTIAL TO SCORE A HATTRICK

    [–]Pimp-My-Alpaca 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Every time I hear a stat like "United have beaten Watford in their last 11 games" I get full PTSD back to the Moyes era where we broke one of those stats just about every week

    [–]sara7025 1ポイント2ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Troy Deeney's (son?) is so.cuteeee awwww

    [–]DP112Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (6子コメント)

    judging by his name on the back, he's Deeney's uncle

    [–]sara7025 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Didn't see his name but thanks Mr. Sarcasm, much appreciated 😒

    [–]DP112Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Not being sarcastic, Mr. Snarkypants :/

    [–]sara7025 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I'm a girllllll how many times do I have to peple on here omg.... Is 'Sara' not a good enough giveaway -__-

    [–]DP112Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Gomes greeting Rooney and Rooney kinda blanking him, Deeney looking at Rooney, then seeing the pacifier again and laughing, what a game this is already

    [–]pinkrosetoolRooney 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lol. DDG just spanked Rooney's ass while he was bent over

    [–]rossco9Blind 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Early doors here on the US' east coast, cmon United!

    [–]xtphty 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    You call 7am early, try 4am on the west coast bud :(

    [–]Surfacing710Keane 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Internet has decided to pack up, great way to start the fucking day!

    [–]_________________-- 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Did you mail in this comment?

    [–]Surfacing710Keane 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    My pigeon is pumped full of steroids, they message near instantly.

    [–]spoofexKing Cantona[M] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Didn't pay the right postage though; so I now own his soul.

    [–]JustinTense 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hey can any USA fans help an Aussie out. Is this game on Sling Blue? I subscribe to that using a VPN and can't find it listed anywhere.

    [–]enulcy 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

    BT pundits showing our lineup as a 4-3-3 of Fellaini/Pogba/Rooney - anyone know where they get their predictions or information on formation from??

    [–]ZachMichSchweinsteiger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Those formations shown are usually guesses.

    [–]DP112Herrera 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I think it's them speculating cos Jake whatshisname was saying something like "but you [Scholes] think it could be a 3 in midfield situation?" when they were showing the team

    [–]enulcy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ah fair, I must have missed that - cheers man

    [–]PenPaperShotgun 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    12pm kick off, I'm still in bed with a full English and a cup of coffee, atleast if this is a mess I am comfortable.

    [–]spoofexKing Cantona 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pogba volley pass onto Zlatan's head is the goal I dream of seeing.

    [–]DP112Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Had no idea they had a stand dedicated to Elton John (I know about his history with the club), feel like opportunities to make puns about the game have either gone or will be there later. Still, we can rock it, man.

    [–]mrpunman 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Please come back Martial. We need you in the team again!

    [–]Jomenation 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'd give anything for a Rooney 25 yard volley to the corner

    [–]ScientificShrimpRvN 15ポイント16ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Pogba screamer is needed to shut everyone up.

    [–]Jomenation 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

    He definitely needs one, I think he'll settle in once that first one falls

    [–]Hitori521 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    The problem imo is he's playing like he needs a goal. I would love to see him score, but I think it'd be equally beneficial to see him boss a game from midfield and maybe get an assist or two

    [–]MK-Ultra-Be Champions 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Fully agree with this. Id rather see him dictate and control the game and pull people into the game around him that get a goal.