1. Bankroll: Initial launch and advertisements are being funded by a Billionaire that has been vetted to the top mods and Milo. /u/NimbleRichMan is holding a 48 hours match for all donations/revenue to Nimble America. While he is helping us with the non-profit, it is very important to show we are strong in numbers. Signing up on nimbleamerica.com, the /r/nimbleamerica sub and supporting through merchandize is how we become a force to be reckoned with.
2. Follow the lessons of Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States: Like Trump, we will raise funds mainly through selling merchandise. Centipedes have frequently asked us to sell the great content we make and fund a movement, but we didn’t want to be like berniebots so we needed to find a purpose that lives through Trump, his movement and Beyond.
3. Our Memes Kill Trump Haters Dreams: We conquered Reddit and drive narrative on social media, conquered the MSM, now it’s time to get our most delicious memes in front of Americans whether they like it or not. This means Billboards (like this one) in all battleground states while the “blue hairs” are commuting to McDonalds, late night T.V. slots when their wives are busy, NYC Time Square Stickers when those globalists are trying to sell America out from under us, and in their newspapers when those liberals are trying to sipping their LGBTrans Helicopter Gendered Non-American Made Tea-ish Wannabe. Our first Billboard outside Pittsburg only cost 75$ for a 7 day run every 4 minutes, imagine what we can do with a 24/7 BB up in every major battleground city.
4. But why not donate to donaldjtrump.com? First do that! but there is a limit to the donations. Second, we feel we have the unique opportunity to channel our community’s energy into real life ads that can have a HUGE impact during and after the election.
5. Raise a YUGE amount of money to SHITPOST across America: Not going to beat around the bush here. Nationwide ShitPosting is not free, neither is shitpost material approval. We’ll need lots to help Make America Great Again! Our donor will help us, but the more we raise the more we shitpost
6. /r/nimbleamerica will vet and only hire the best!: Post all memetastic graphic, video, merchandize materials over to /r/nimbleamerica . There we will genericize and approve of designs to submit to /r/the_donald community. The best will then be voted on and shitposted across America.
7. New HIGH ENERGY Flairs: Top content submitters and merchandize creators will get special flairs and free Nimble America gear.
8. Totally Transparent: All funds publicly raised and spent through /r/the_donald will be publicly available on www.nimblemaerica.com/causes. We’ll be ready for a deeper analysis than Melania’s Speech.
9. DO YOU EXPECT MATCH ME’S? OF COURSE WE DON’T: We don’t expect donations from anyone, all we want is to spread pro-Trump movement merch. Now if anyone wants to donate, we will not say no (there is the option on the booster and website and on nimbleamerica.com). We mainly leave donations up for when your parents and grandparents see this on FB, or Twitter, or email and they want to give us that dollar. All donations are not tax deductible due to non-profit 501c4 FEC regulations, unless we say otherwise (we are filing for a letter of determination but that takes time)
10. BUT I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON TENDIES!: Good news, #1 thing you can do is sign up with your email on www.nimbleamerica.com (it gives you a voice). Next you can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and forward our meme-filled emails to your family and friends. 90% of emails from Nimble America will be content, non-solicitations.

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