How to calm down women

Ri_der · 5時間前

I want my money back

Squishez · 5時間前

Better not be small bills either!

surlygoat · 5時間前

The highlight was her looking for more just before the gif cut

PooterWax · 2時間前

Isn't your wife a little young?

straycat2001 · 5時間前

No wonder kids are spoilt this generation. Back in my day the only thing I would receive for this kind of behavior was a firm blow to the back of the skull with a pair of knuckles

marcuschookt · 30分前

Clearly not a Schrute, as only a beet would have appeased her.

savemejebus0 · 5時間前

This is a good way to filter out people you want to avoid.

SkarnGreisen · 1時間前

Damn, I just came to reddit thinking i'd see less shit like this than I see in 9gag or chans. Maybe i was wrong

Sponska · 27分前

The birth of a successfull business person

cicerothedog · 7分前

Yep, works for me!

scott8858 · 2時間前

This is quite true. Last night I told my wife i wanted to go play poker and she went batshit. Then trying to find a way around it, I tell her she can have all the money if i win. Changed her outlook on it completely. But now I dont want to go out and play poker.

northshore12 · 2時間前

A folded piece of tissue paper would probably have had the same results. Baby was just surprised at the new thing and distracted from whatever she was crying about.

Dougifyouknowme12345 · 5時間前

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Im_ZED121 · 5時間前

money everywhere hahahaha

DoctorWH0877 · 2時間前

“Man without money is garbage”. Chinese women wanting money, money, money and everything else in life doesn't matter. It is a real cultural issue. Good to see the parents starting early and keeping the issue alive.


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