The 49 Best Tweets From Donald Trump Jr.
Musings on weed, Jerry Sandusky, and flaming dog poo.
Donald Trump Jr., the son of Ivana and Donald Trump, was a star on The Apprentice and is a vice president at the Trump Organization. Since the start of the presidential campaign, DJT Jr. has acted as a surrogate for his father, with appearances on cable news, in Iowa, and on the radio.
He also maintains a healthy presence on Twitter, offering his thoughts on a variety of topics.
Here’s a sampling of his best tweets, some of which have since been deleted but are preserved here for posterity:
1. On Jerry Sandusky (just deleted):
3. On Billy Madison (just deleted):
4. On men on their phone’s at the urinal (note this tweet was deleted):
5. On being a “boob guy”:
If ur a boob guy this whole lactation thing is amazing the sports bra the wife is wearing is losing the containment battle!!!
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
6. On Rep. Maxine Watters (sic) looking “like a stripper”:
Whats w bedazzled red cowboy hat Maxine Watters is wearing criticizing T party? Easier 2 take u seriously when u dont look like a stripper;)
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
7. On bitches:
Wow russell simmons, that's a pretty cool mentor. Did DJT just call the women bitches? So funny, forgot that happened when we filmed.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
8. On Internet pussies:
@Jerry131212 well I guess we lost your vote and that of your 0 followers. If u want to criticize don't hide behind a ghost account pussy!
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
A collection on why he’s fat:
This is why I'm fat... The queso fountain at @TrumpNationalNY's #CincoDeMayo party.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
Now that's an order of shortribs. This is why I'm fat. #FlintstonesPortion http://t.co/pgJA9FTp
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
This is why I'm fat: fried pickles fried green tomatoes chicken fried steak and ribs. Date night http://t.co/kFijQt05
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
Time for this weeks installment if this is why I'm fat!!! Finished it all!
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
No matter how fat I get its amazing that my grandmother still always tells me I'm too skinny. "Eat you're growing u need to eat!"
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
This is why I'm fat!!! Steak and eggs baby... Awesome breakfast in the Catskills http://t.co/g7WiTdwa
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
Time for this weeks installment of this is why I'm fat. Buffalo turkey wings here in NC.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
Today's installment of this is why I'm fat. This pork shank is bigger than my head.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
On hair:
I love when @realDonaldTrump talks about hair esp his!!! Its a Samson thing. ;)
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
19. On….not sure:
Can I pretend to be? @clayaiken: Eric Don't be jealous that gay guys get to stick our hands up women's shirts like that with no issue!
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
20. On gay rights:
I don't get all the fuss here in NY about Gay Marriage. If I have to suffer through marriage why shouldn't they! ;)
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
“@jwt19723: @DonaldJTrumpJr I don't like you Donald Jr. You are for freaking Gay rights. I like you Daddy, but not you.” You're an idiot!
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
22. On attending baby showers:
At Vanessa's baby shower. Last time I was in a room with so many women there was a disco ball and a main stage if u know what I mean ;)
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
23. On why he’s sexy:
Years and years of practice "@Danielle_Dmc: @DonaldJTrumpJr How did you get to be so sexy?! #GodBless"
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
On weed:
Apparently Colorado's legalized weed is a lot better than Washington's?!?! This need further study.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@DanFarfan within reason yes, if the legalized pot and taxed it well it would prob prevent a lot of other crime and raise money.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
On anyone who uses poor spelling or grammar:
@Wongy19 its YOU'RE you fricken moron. Graduate first grade or learn basic grammar before mocking others. Idiot!
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@teapartydem If u don't like it don't follow me. Also learn to spell so u don't look like an ignorant fool: MiLLion and damN!!! Moron
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@HappyLilDevil moron u missed the "quotes" it was his line not mine. Of course he could have gone
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
I'd like 2 thank the moron who keeps trying 2 make fun of my friends w unintelligible grammar etc... U make my cyber life worth living! ;)
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@MatthewMHorne & YOU'RE a moron. Your is possessive "your a joke" makes no sense When trying 2 insult others don't look dumb in the process
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@jenniferpaige1 thanks u should read the tweet from the one moron who said I had no idea what went into it. What an idiot. ;)
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@BrianSMcDonald i dont have a chef either when i need to lose weight i exercise and eat less moron its not exactly rocket science
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@b_rad_coggins20 really? If they spend it on illegal drugs do they need those to live? Welfare is not a livelihood moron
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@Napua17 thanks everyone is entitled to an opinion but when you try to insult someone u should at least not look like a moron in the process
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@LIKayLGM no not at all some points are hard to make in 140 characters so u have to abbreviate and use faulty grammar to get it out in 1 twt
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@romerepublic first of all it's you're not your u idiot. 2nd I'm not the 1 hiding. Also learn basic grammar before talking smack. Too easy!
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@xMetsmatician nice try moron, you really need to learn basic grammar. 's is not is its possessive also as not of etc...
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@AcePersona It's you're not your you idiot! Perhaps learn 3rd grade grammar before futilely attempting to mock others.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@bearswin11 You need to work on your grammar. Clearly you are not too bright.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@Hollywood_Mama I don't correct spelling, just grammar when people insult me and prove they are idiots with their 1st grade writing skills
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
I'd like 2 thank the moron who keeps trying 2 make fun of my friends w unintelligible grammar etc... U make my cyber life worth living! ;)
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@BrookePenman ha wasn't spelling but grammar/ word order ;) now we r even
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@kmboom73 yea I know trying to read all the tweets from followers and watch the show ant type I just let spelling and grammar go.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@kanopalmer No, and you need to seriously work on your spelling.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
But he admits he’s not perfect:
@Boomerbrs yea I'm better at math ;) spelling has never been a strong point for me
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
@BrianTooFlyy twitter is not for diction, grammar, punctuation and clearly not for spelling at least not in my case;)!
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr)
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