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DAE Follow the Witcher Code IRL? (self.Gamingcirclejerk)

dejavu619 が 投稿

The other day I came across a man being mugged on the street. I kept one hand on my oiled steel dildo, (ready to draw it in case things went south) and asked what was going on. The muggers said that the man owed them money and that I should mind my own business. Then the Witcher neutrality code struck me, and I said, "I'll be on my way" and entered the tavern nearby.

I'm sure Lord Geralt would be proud of the way I handled such an intense moral dilemma. I could feel his hand blessing me from from the skies :')

PS: My favourite number on the pH scale is 7, because it symbolises neutrality. Witcher Code 4 Life

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[–]archont 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I kept one hand on my oiled steel dildo

I have to ask. Is that a weapon that deals blunt, or penetration damage?

[–]dejavu619[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

More like "will rip you a new one" damage with a 2% chance of incineration

[–]archont 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Putting the "flaming" right up the "homo" I see.

You must be from the school of the Flamingo.

[–]yaosio 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whenever I help a female I always ask for sex afterwards.