The other day I came across a man being mugged on the street. I kept one hand on my oiled steel dildo, (ready to draw it in case things went south) and asked what was going on. The muggers said that the man owed them money and that I should mind my own business. Then the Witcher neutrality code struck me, and I said, "I'll be on my way" and entered the tavern nearby.

I'm sure Lord Geralt would be proud of the way I handled such an intense moral dilemma. I could feel his hand blessing me from from the skies :')

PS: My favourite number on the pH scale is 7, because it symbolises neutrality. Witcher Code 4 Life