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When You Roll a 1 on Perception. (i.redd.it)

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[–]TastyPoptard[S] 787ポイント788ポイント  (59子コメント)

I must've accidentally downloaded a Dora The Explorer mod.

[–]DankSouls1337 174ポイント175ポイント  (56子コメント)

That show taught me why Trump hates Mexicans /s

[–]XDingoX83 84ポイント85ポイント  (53子コメント)

That show taught me why Trump hates Mexicans /s

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_YIFF_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've never seen the top reply to a comment have less than -150 karma before

[–]Contra_BombardePC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ten Feet Higher!

[–]TallMagnolia 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

WHERE ARE WE GOING? CLAP CLAP CLAP. ACROSS THE BORDER!

[–]Rogue_freemanPC 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

You cant go around the mountains and you can only walk on roads.

[–]Displayed 324ポイント325ポイント  (14子コメント)

He's behind me making that face isn't he?

[–]neeon88PC 83ポイント84ポイント  (13子コメント)

I read that in the guard's voice

[–]1Darkest_Knight1PC 48ポイント49ポイント  (12子コメント)

Dam it, now I did too. Fuck Im even reading this in his voice

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[–]thatguywithawatchPC 67ポイント68ポイント  (11子コメント)

Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard!

[–]Jirb30PC 42ポイント43ポイント  (8子コメント)

Vampire hunters or something,

[–]JaingStarkillerPC 41ポイント42ポイント  (7子コメント)

In the old fort near Riften.

[–]Asakari 37ポイント38ポイント  (6子コメント)

You disrespect the sweet rolls, you disrespect me.

[–]_____D34DP00L_____ 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

No lollygagging.

[–]kontankaritePC 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

Stop right there, criminal scum!

[–]katanablade99 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

You violated my mother

[–]illy-chan 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love how my brain immediately switched to the right voice without skipping a beat.

[–]magnechamp 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Psst! Hey! I know who yoy are. Hail Sithis!

[–]CamoralPC 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, no, no. It's closer "DAAAANGARD"

[–]1Darkest_Knight1PC 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hate you <3

[–]DrakonLitshed 126ポイント127ポイント  (13子コメント)

That's one sexy looking dragon.

[–]TastyPoptard[S] 187ポイント188ポイント  (5子コメント)

Faallokaar is the name, being a dragon is his game. From a mod with the same name.

[–]haftor1 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

I like you.

[–]notaxation 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Being a dragon is... amazing. Amaaaaazing!

[–]pm_me_your_foxgirl 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Faallokaar... It's that one mod for a talking dragon follower, isn't it? I really liked that one, although I didn't use it, since it broke some other follower mods.

[–]d________ -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lame

[–]Rogue_freemanPC 40ポイント41ポイント  (1子コメント)

reminds me of this

[–]cadika_oradePC 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm surprised the folks at LoversLab haven't made this a reality.

[–]send_me_furry_pics 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Relevant username?

[–]Arborgarbage 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh fuck I didn't even see it until this comment. Thought we were talking about the horse

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_YIFF_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree, quite sexy

[–]lkams 74ポイント75ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Ay Dovahkiin, you may wanna move; Im gonna roast this idiot."-Dragon maybe

[–]Chives_Bilini 60ポイント61ポイント  (8子コメント)

Holy shit that's a lot of quest markers.

[–]RandomPerson9367 36ポイント37ポイント  (4子コメント)

Sometimes I mark every quest I have and go to random markers, not knowing which quest I'll do

[–]Fahsan3KBatteryPC 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's what I do. I have Frostfall and refuse to fast travel because I like the immersion and feel you miss out when you fast travel. So it makes sense to mark every single thing I could possibly be doing and then do a series of grand tours to limit the amount of time you spend going back on yourself.

[–]DerMoromo 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Touring Carriages is a nice mod. If you rent one of the carriages, it doesn't skip to the destination, but you get to see a lot more of Skyrim. It takes 20 minutes to get from Helgen to Solitude. It's nice for No-Fast-Travel-Runs. Oh, and sometimes the horse slightly bugs out. The easiest way I've found to solve that is by asking the driver to wake you up once you're there, which causes the game to skip to the destination. Also, it contains many lines about the area, which are fully voiced.

[–]Fahsan3KBatteryPC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's really cool. I do occasionally use carriages when I'm feeling lazy. Is there a touring boats mod? That I'd really enjoy.

[–]Namoor3 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh trust me this is just the beginning

[–]TightLittleWarmHole 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

(In cartoon voice)

"Heh! We're just getting started ;)"

[–]OneHalfCupFlour 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, it has to be pretty hard to see out of that helmet.

[–]Bromancing_the_stone 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

Is it just me or is there a lot of D&D on reddit lately?

[–]Sigma3737 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Stranger Things maybe?

[–]ViolentOctopus 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Even still I don't understand. It was in the show for like 30 seconds.

[–]thegreattoberXBOX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The monster was named from the D&D thing that was 30 seconds.

[–]todiwanPC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you start playing DND lately by any chance?

[–]shean1324 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't even notice the dragon at first...

[–]RussIsWatchinU 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Roll for perception.

Uhh... 1.

You see a horse.

[–]redlaWwPC 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Roll for perception.

Uhh... 1.

You don't hear anything.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Kiyoko504 96ポイント97ポイント  (40子コメント)

I once wanted Mods like you, but than Sony turned out to be a sack of cunts

[–]HastarothPC 138ポイント139ポイント  (32子コメント)

You buy a console, you get a console. Don't expect something else.

[–]cros5bones 26ポイント27ポイント  (31子コメント)

Aren't mods still coming to Xbox though?

[–]HastarothPC 54ポイント55ポイント  (29子コメント)

I guess. It's just much more convenient on a pc. Mod Organiser is amazing for all sorts of reasons.

[–]ChRoNicBuRrItOsPC 13ポイント14ポイント  (27子コメント)

Yep. I imagine that Xbox's modding won't be nearly as in depth as PC for the simple fact that most console users just don't know what they're doing because they've never been able to do this before.

Also, no SKSE, which is pretty big.

[–]Auctoritate 28ポイント29ポイント  (22子コメント)

Bruh. It's just mods.

It's not like it's rocket science. Console users will figure it out.

[–]ThePrussianGrippe 48ポイント49ポイント  (7子コメント)

Most of the best mods requires SKSE which will not be available on console.

[–]Auctoritate 24ポイント25ポイント  (5子コメント)

Yeah, but we're not talking about which mods are good and available, we're talking about if console users will be able to figure out mods.

I'll make that a little clearer.

[–]Solace1 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

I wonder if Mods on console will have a way to modify the load order, or how will they handle conflicts with files...

[–]SuperWeskerSniper 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

They will have load order, because FO4 mods for Xbox let you pick the load order

[–]Jebediah_Blasts_offPC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

is there a reason SKSE/FOSE doesn't work on consoles?

[–]Trankman 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

Honestly, I have a PC with modded Skyrim. It takes some tinkering but god damn. The elitism. Most mods have fucking installations that do everything for you on PC

[–]QUILAVA_FUCKER 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

For real idk jack shit about modding or even computers really but I've got almost 100 installed on Skyrim. It's not that hard.

[–]20150506 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

I feel like a techpriest every time I mod Skyrim.

"I have completed the ritual of load order, Chapter-Master! Now I shall create the patch that is bashed, while muttering the incantation under my breath to guard against heresy and file corruption!"

[–]byakkoflair 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

"You have forgotten to clean your .esms, yes even the original Bethesda ones because Bethesda says 'fuck good practices'. For bringing in the unclean, suffer my days of endless crashing, until you perform the rite of Verify Cache and the penance of manually cleaning every single one of your hundred mods with the sanctified use of TESedit."

[–]Vashii 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, that just made my shitty morning. Thank you. I will make a sacrifice of ram to the Machine Spirit of my PC in your name.

[–]ChRoNicBuRrItOsPC -2ポイント-1ポイント  (7子コメント)

I don't think you understand how complicated this can get/needs to be able to get if you want a stable game.

[–]Auctoritate 11ポイント12ポイント  (6子コメント)

On PC, sure, but I'm pretty confident that any console modding will be simplified to accommodate the fact that they have less tools.

[–]ChRoNicBuRrItOsPC 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

Right. But then the mods won't be able to go anywhere near as in-depth as PC mods go.

[–]privateD4LXBOX 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

Just because I play console doesn't mean I don't understand how to use a computer.

[–]biopticstream 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wouldn't describe it as being more convenient. But there are a lot more possibilities on PC due to the third party programs we can download to expand the potential and fix compatibility between mods.

[–]Collegenoob 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not the good ones. Bethesda games are like 90% of the actual reason to have a pc. Well that and fpss are ass with a controller

[–]GoldenFacedSaki 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

The main reason I wanted the remaster. No way I can justify the £50 price tag now.

[–]starmag99PC 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Bro, got legendary edition on sale for less than $20, and I'm getting remaster free as I'm a PC user, I only win!

[–]GoldenFacedSaki 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Mate, if I could afford a PC I'd have one :(

[–]starmag99PC 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah it's a bit pricey :(

[–]pretty_good 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Deals like the one u/starmag99 got balance out the extra cost of the PC. Most people end up spending less in the long run.

[–]Iskuri -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't worry, you'll get mods when the PS4 is jailbroken.

[–]ChaosLegionCaptain 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup. Photo-bombing dragons.

[–]PrettyFly4AGreenGuy 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dragon: "Don't you dare rat me out to him."

[–]CorpsehatchPC 13ポイント14ポイント  (6子コメント)

I had a dragon land right next to a carriage and the driver never flinched a muscle. All the while people were being slaughtered around him and he couldn't care less about what was happening.

EDIT: Fixed grammar.

[–]ItalianDragon 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I find it funny how the dragon looks at the player with an "Is this guy fucking serious ?" face x)

[–]Garbouw_Deark 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, he identified the enemy. I'd give it a 4, maybe a 5 for trying.

[–]clairbearnoujack 9ポイント10ポイント  (6子コメント)

You can't really crit fail perception checks - unless your DM is an asshole - it just doesn't make sense.

[–]Killer_Tomato 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've had it where the character tries to look but has an eyelash fall into their eye and spends turns rolling to get it out. Same with failed speech rolls, the character tries to swallow spit before talking then awkwardly chokes while turning red from embarrassment.

[–]DarkHyrulean 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That sounds really awesome (and funny as well). Might give it a try someday. Btw, thanks for a good laugh!

[–]Falcorsc2 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

You can't crit fail or crit success any skill check...however most dm's ignore it.

[–]Alaira314 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Rule of awesome funny. It's just so much more fun if you have something ridiculous happen to give yourself away on a critically failed "move silently" check, or completely bungle things up if attempting a "slight of hand" check, etc. This works best if you confirm criticals(roll a second d20), rather than always critical failing on a simple natural 1.

[–]Perpetual_EntropyPC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're welcome to a different opinion than me, but there is no mechanic in any major RPG I loathe more than confirming criticals. Mechanical balancing be damned, the numbers 1 and 20 will be magical in my game, I refuse to deny players that excitement.

[–]quantam_donglord 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a good looking drsgon

[–]Aleczandxr 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

What an amazing screenshot. The horse plays an underrated role as well.

[–]shawn0fthedead 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I really need to calibrate my monitor. I totally missed it.

[–]tweak4everflair 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

All I see are ice cream cones

[–]lare290PC 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

1 is critical success though?

[–]TheGentlemanlyMan 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

1 is critical failure. 20 is critical hit.

[–]chhxy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's probably his first encounter with a dragon, hence the question. Lucky for him this dragon seems to be harmless

[–]Sirtopofhat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Roll for initiati...oh dragon burned you to death

[–]scottpole 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can't decide whether to vanquish the dragon, or give him patsies and make sure he know who's a good boy.

[–]BeardyDave 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is it? Dragons? Did they sneak up behind me again?

[–]SauronGamgeePC 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Blue dragon? Mod?

[–]Aevalee 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Photo bomb. That thing is totally smiling for the cam

[–]rdldr1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

At most a 3 for intelligence.

[–]arealbigboss 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is there a Dungeons and Dragons Skyrim mod?

[–]Powerfuldot 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know how much more D and D Skyrim could possibly get! :)

[–]baccaruda66 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You need a few more active quest markers >_<

[–]themeandmyself 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like that to imagine that in a sarcastic voice

[–]Darkchyylde 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whats gets me is the "are you fucking serious right now?" expression on the Dragon's face.

[–]Harleyquincey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But dude! He clearly had his action delayed...

[–]illbeathome 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You guys really will argue about trump just about anywhere wont you.

[–]CynicalDolphin -3ポイント-2ポイント  (5子コメント)

The Wyvern behind him wants to know where the dragons are too. lol

[–]theearthisnotaspherePC 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

They are dragons. Dragons are pictured differently in every culture. A lot of places they say Wyverns also have poisonous spikes and they don't breathe fire. The dragons in Skyrim are dragons.

[–]kontankaritePC 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Is two and four legs some kind of hard and fast rule? I always had a loose definition of dragons. A giant reptile that breaths fire. In my head canon Godzilla was a dragon. Now I'm bothered about wyverns and dragons. People made a big deal about dragons historically and here I am thinking wyverns would be way more dangerous and look way more epic.

[–]Perpetual_EntropyPC 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

The leg convention was introduced by D&D unintentionally and then enforced by pedants with no knowledge of actual mythology. Creatures with any number of legs (including zero) have been referred to as both dragons and wyverns in Western mythology, never mind countless other cultures with dragon legends.

[–]kontankaritePC 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

So it's just d n d try hards beefin' with skyrim? Honestly, I never made the distinction. My definition of a dragon is a pretty loose definition. A fire breathing reptile.

[–]Perpetual_EntropyPC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tbh the traditional definition is even looser, so you're cool.