Can You Guess Whether These Things Are Illegal?

You are not allowed to let your pet mate with any pet from the royal household.

You can sit on a chair in the street in Britain if you so desire.

You can do what you want to your boobies.

Cacti are protected by state law in Arizona.

You are not allowed to be intoxicated in any public place in Britain, according to the Licensing Act of 1872, though tbh you’re probably not going to be arrested for that.

But don’t use a scorpion as a weapon anyway, it’s just weird and cruel.

It’s illegal to eat this “sacred” culinary delicacy with anything other than your hands in Gainsville.

Go for it. Have a laugh.

Officially you have to get your plague-ridden ass out of there and walk, though most cabbies would probably not make you do that.

You can snuggle down with your goat whenever you want.

They don’t taste good, but it’s legal as fuck.

You can only wear heels higher than two inches if you obtain a special permit.

It’s a great choice of fancy dress costume.

Britain is weird. Though it’s probably safe to risk it with a plank if you really need to.

They are considered obscene.