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We, the undersigned, pledge to... (self.Gamingcirclejerk)

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Issue a Public Apology to r/witcher, and praise geraldo even harder.

Willingly provide our browser history to the secret cabal of gamers that monitor us,

Stop making excuses for bad games like Fuckout 4,

Stop buying games for more than their full price, instead getting them from third party steam key retailers, on sale, or just fucking pirating them.

Start looking in our mirrors and saying "Today, I am a gamer, because I love to game" instead of "Oh god who is this strange man staring at me life is pain someone help pls"

Travel back in time so that we can enjoy gaming from the Atari and Amiga era; or at the very least learn what those are so we can pretend we did. We will not acknowledge any other systems, such as the ZX Spectrum, since tbh I only know what that is from ashens videos and most people don't watch those.

Acknowledge that the Witcher 3: BOOOOOBS is the only modern game to provide a transformative experience akin to classics found on the aforementioned Atari and Amigas, and we will cease to lie to ourselves about that OBJECTIVE FACT.

Fashion Supermachines so that we can glide far and wide above the heads of consoles peasants, bethesda, and EA

Not tell our corporate shill government SJW bethesda overlords when you attempt to hack their systems from your computers

Make all of our purchases online

Leave true gamers alone, and stop all of our organized mass brigade activities

Stop posting karma-whoring postive reviews of No Man's Sky

Address the game known formally as "No Man's Sky" as No Man's Lie in all secret r/gamingcirclejerk SJW cabal meetings

Acknowledge the right of true gamers to pirate, feel disappointment, and shit on DMR in a sense so massive that it can only be described as old-testament style awesome.

Leave Reddit Now, and not come back for at least a few hours.

Do at least one good thing in our lives and stop our preorder scheme, consisting of us using the 10,000 members of r/gamingcirclejerk as the exclusive purchasers of pre-order titles in a Sarkeesian-backed campaign to destroy gaming from the inside.

This is in response to the Ultimatum given to us by the representative of the IMPORTANT SECRET COMMUNITY GROUP OF GAMERS, /u/ISpeakFreely, in this post:

https://np.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/52arjp/dae_pcs_are_cheap_and_better_than_consoles/d7it1ei

We, the insidious reptilian brigade of r/gamingcirclejerk, have decided that the thread from the IMPORTANT SECRET COMMUNITY GROUP OF GAMERS is too high, and in an effort to avoid and all out meme-war have surrendered.

Signed,

u/pyrate999

Once several signatures have been collected, this post will be submitted to u/ISpeakFreely to bring back to his masters in the IMPORTANT SECRET COMMUNITY GROUP OF GAMERS, and hopefully stave off the retribution they had planned. Sign by writing your username below, as well as any brief messages of peace you may wish to send along. We cannot underestimate this threat.

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It seems you are possibly discussing stealing or stealing-related topics. Although this is against every countries' rules (and even a pesky commandment or two to those non-atheist filth), it's important to remember to be responsible. Content creators can only create said content because they receive funding from things you shit on.

Stealing is an important freedom in our fascist dictatorships, and it's important to remember these things before you pass rightful judgement on thieves discussing it:

Some steal games because they believe the creator doesn't deserve financial compensation for the state of the product that was released. Those people are dicks.

Some steal something that they already bought simply to remove the DRM. Which is just another word for stealing.

Some steal to emulate NES games they definitely had 25 years ago. I signed that waiver Bill Clinton.

Some steal to try products before they make a financial commitment to them. Just like WinZIP.

Some steal simply because they cannot afford it. They are like Aladdin. But instead of stealing life sustaining nourishment, it's No Man's Sky.

Some steal to get something that's no longer available. Nobody actually does, but we'll leave this here because it's the one of two somewhat legitimate reasons.

Some steal because their country censors or doesn't import it. Despite the irony that pirating was stealing things from other countries, this is a somewhat valid reason to do so. Please move to a new fascist dictatorship.

Some steal games because of timed exclusivity. If they don't have access to it yet, they use piracy as a method to access it before it's available to them. Just like when Greg who works at Gamestop slips me a copy on Monday. I'll totally pay him, er, uh Gamestop later.

Lastly, here's a few tips: AdBlock is awesome for hiding fake download links. Fake download links are usually a sign of a reputable website, please don't help fund them. Deluge is an excellent open-source client that isn't in close cooperation with the MPAA (unlike uTorrent, uninstall it as soon as possible, OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA CUM). Oh, and remember: torrenting in itself isn't illegal, and it's probably not stealing! It's simply a method of transferring copyrighted files. It's what copyrighted data you transfer that matters.

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