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[–]RedofPaw 5061ポイント5062ポイント  (686子コメント)

Without reading the headline it looked like a woman being bundled into a van and abducted, with sinister mobsters ensuring no one interfered.

[–]rationalcomment 3985ポイント3986ポイント  (416子コメント)

The best part is Hillary Clinton's tweet from just 3 days ago:

The most important quality in a president and Commander-in-Chief is steadiness—an absolute, rock solid steadiness.

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/774062203213385728

We really are living in a meme election

[–]MangoLazer 748ポイント749ポイント  (33子コメント)

this is the dankest timeline

[–]Fun1k 218ポイント219ポイント  (19子コメント)

What if the aliens haven't contacted us yet because they're ashamed their memes are not as dank?

[–]anotherdumbcaucasian 1247ポイント1248ポイント  (321子コメント)

Trump is winning because of superior 4chan meme magic and the support of the ancient Egyptian chaos god Kek/Keku/Kuk who is represented by a frog. Real conspiracies...

Disabling inbox replies because of LE EBIC CORRECT A JOKEY COMMENT MEME.

[–]JanetYellensColon 1008ポイント1009ポイント  (270子コメント)

Actual IRL article on NBC: Trump Adviser, Son Post Image of Trump's 'Deplorables' Featuring White Nationalist Symbol [Pepe the Frog memes]

Prominently featured over Trump's right shoulder: popular white nationalist symbol, Pepe the Frog.

"Pepe the Frog is a huge favorite white supremacist meme," Heidi Beirich of the Southern Poverty Law Center told NBC News of the meme.

While Pepe the Frog may not be a household name, the meme is known to members of the alt-right on the internet.

"It's constantly used in those circles," Beirich said. "The white nationalists are gonna love this because they're gonna feel like 'yeah we're in there with Trump, there's Pepe the Frog.'"

We're dealing with dangerous weaponized assault memes here, folks. We need to criminalize and seize all frogmeme portfolios held by the public, for the public's safety.

EDIT: Shocking footage of the white supremacist alt-right hate machine in action! (NSFW NSFL NSFSJW)

[–]Mugiwaras 123ポイント124ポイント  (11子コメント)

Wow, Pepe the white nationalist. Quality reporting right there.

The amount of ridiculous shit to come out of this election is quite entertaining from across the pond.

If any of you guys ever feel the need to move, i have enough room for two of you until you find a job, as long as you're cool with Borris the huntsman who watches over the house (well i think he still does, i haven't seem him a couple days so i'm getting quite worried), and that you don't come by boat.

I will hold a raffle some time in the future to decide.

[–]IAmAGermanShepherd 397ポイント398ポイント  (53子コメント)

Wow pepe confirmed for secret alt-right nazi weapon?

[–]paxilrose89 190ポイント191ポイント  (19子コメント)

Holy shit my daughter loves Pepe. TIL her entire 7th grade class is apparently a white supremacist cell. Do we have confirmation on Dat Boi? Should I call a swat team?

[–]THEBAESGOD 55ポイント56ポイント  (6子コメント)

"Here come dat boi": an infamous call to arms by the extremist right. White supremacists are known to exclaim this battle cry while riding into African American neighborhoods on unicycles, wielding black AR 15 assault rifles.

[–]osoALoso 345ポイント346ポイント  (95子コメント)

You have got to be fucking kidding me. I thought you were Bullshitting. Pepe a white nationalist symbol... How are people this dumb

[–]rsnydernh 210ポイント211ポイント  (35子コメント)

Really at this point if you associate anything with trump people will jump on the hate train faster than their brains can work out how dumb they actually are.

[–]Top-Cheese 132ポイント133ポイント  (36子コメント)

These people aren't dumb, they know what they're doing and trying to connect white-supremacists to a meme used by a lot of trump supporters (and tons of other people for that matter). The real dumb people are those that believe this shit, somehow.

[–]notveryaccurate 50ポイント51ポイント  (38子コメント)

I'm largely just on the sidelines watching the whole Trump/Hillary thing go down, but... can someone explain how Pepe the Frog a 'popular white nationalist symbol'? Is it really, or is this just FUD?

[–]secv808 52ポイント53ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's nonsense. Pepe is an internet meme that's been around for ages.

[–]jkmonty94 62ポイント63ポイント  (29子コメント)

A lot of Trump supporters online are "memesters". So, the media decides to try and associate one of the more frequently used memes with white supremacy to make them look bad, because the media is totally unbiased in this election.

[–]FightFromTheInside 66ポイント67ポイント  (4子コメント)

Wow, I just ... I can't even. How to respond to this level of media stupidity?

[–]Arto3 1492ポイント1493ポイント  (107子コメント)

zoomed in http://imgur.com/d64lECA feet dragging

[–]Reverend_James 762ポイント763ポイント  (44子コメント)

RIP u/Arto3

[–]brag0 427ポイント428ポイント  (14子コメント)

Unfortunately, /u/Arto3 was suicidal, it was just a matter of time..

[–]SecretSquirrel1988 [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

Just your typical scene, two shots to the back of the head.

[–]SlickDigger [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Amazing how he could reach back there while he was tied up and his eyes were swollen shut from a crowbar attack. Must have been a troubling suicide and troubled individual.

[–]jellyfish_asiago [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Even more so how he dumped himself in a river with cinder blocks tied around him, shows how truly ready he was to leave this world.

[–]SlothBabby [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

"In other news, Reddit user /u/Arto3 has been found dead, buried in an unmarked grave with 3 bullets in the back of his head. The cause of death is believed to be suicide."

[–]smartfon 41ポイント42ポイント  (12子コメント)

/u/Arto3 don't go anywhere near Cincinnati.

Can I have your Reddit account if something happens to you?

[–]twerking_giraffe 4555ポイント4556ポイント  (379子コメント)

[–]Rooonaldooo99 2223ポイント2224ポイント  (322子コメント)

[–]ThugOfWar 354ポイント355ポイント  (53子コメント)

Say what you want about Hillary, her ability to hold a smile through a seizure is pretty impressive.

[–]oxilite 73ポイント74ポイント  (22子コメント)

Is MAD Magazine still a thing?!?!

[–]Mimantians 82ポイント83ポイント  (15子コメント)

Yes, although they're now just bimonthly. They've been posting a lot of stuff online as well, but they haven't caught on compared to their big competition.

On that note, it is surreal as hell to think we're living in an age where Cracked is more popular than Mad after decades of it being the other way around.

[–]crankyassoldman 25ポイント26ポイント  (7子コメント)

we're living in an age where Cracked is more popular than Mad

The world turned upside down that's for sure.

[–]tweaknmod 2048ポイント2049ポイント  (661子コメント)

Serious question: if she does turn out to have some kind of serious health issue that prevents her from being eligible to continue to run - who takes her place?

[–]cat-ninja 871ポイント872ポイント  (262子コメント)

The parties have rules that dictate what happen when a candidate has to drop out. They would likely choose a replacement candidate since there isn't time for another primary. My guess is that they would choose Joe Biden.

Since the public votes for electors and the electoral college votes for president, I think the party could tell their electors to vote for the replacement candidate.

Edit: See this comment concerning the DNC rules for replacing a candidate. A lot of people are saying that Bernie should be the replacement candidate. He very well could be. My reasoning for Biden is that the DNC would want to run a more moderate candidate. I'm not saying what the DNC should do, just what I think they will do.

Edit 2: /u/larry_darrell_ pointed out that Bernie left the Democratic party. That would also make it more difficult to give him the nomination. Also, I don't know about what happens with the ballots since they are set at the state level and the deadlines have passed. I think that's where the electors come into play. They will do what the party tells them to do. Just speculation.

[–]pkvh 433ポイント434ポイント  (95子コメント)

There would be a push for Biden and Bernie

[–]Grizzly_Berry [スコア非表示]  (10子コメント)

Joe and Bernie. That would just be fun. And I don't mean that in a way that Supreme Leader would didapprove, I actually think it sounds like a fun four or eight years.

[–]Sam-Gunn [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

It'd be like a white house version of The Odd Couple!

"Joe! We have dinner with the Joint Chiefs AND my parents in an hour, and not only are you not dressed, you've just downed a six pack?!"

[–]holidayhawkCXVII 423ポイント424ポイント  (98子コメント)

I doubt it would be Biden. He has been pretty vocal about not wanting to be in the White House anymore. And I don't blame him, given what his family has had to go through.

[–]cat-ninja 237ポイント238ポイント  (70子コメント)

I bet he would do it for the good of the party if asked. He'd only serve 1 term though.

[–]steve-d 299ポイント300ポイント  (52子コメント)

Agreed. Biden would much rather push off retirement for 4 years to avoid letting Trump get into office.

[–]wellnowheythere 183ポイント184ポイント  (11子コメント)

I'd be more excited to vote for Biden than Clinton. I wish it had been him all along, but life had different plans for him, sadly.

[–]swaldron 31ポイント32ポイント  (1子コメント)

He somewhat recently said he regrets not running a little bit

[–]YolandiVissarsBF 4323ポイント4324ポイント  (197子コメント)

I'll do it. I'm a bit of a shit talking drunk but I can play drums and I'll get Metalocalypse back on the air. I'm on a pretty boy Floyd kick lately so expect a lot of that at my campaigns

[–]silly_vasily 49ポイント50ポイント  (0子コメント)

may the odds be ever in your favor

[–]Banana_4_Reference 289ポイント290ポイント  (43子コメント)

Can I ride your coattails as a solid VP pick. I'll bring you the younger vote by just saying I'll give people free shit, like college, and tacos on Tuesdays.

My qualifications

I'm not a racist.

I've never started a war.

I've always honored the knife dual in CS, never pull a pistol.

I really like tacos on Tuesday

[–]xxkoloblicinxx 55ポイント56ポイント  (0子コメント)

Finally a party I can stand behind.

[–]redspeckled 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, sure.

Everyone likes Taco Tuesday.

Until the KRAGLE is released.

[–]v-_-v 39ポイント40ポイント  (3子コメント)

dual

Ah fuck, you just lost the grammar nazi vote.

Dual = 2

Duel = the thing that is usually to the death

[–]Banana_4_Reference 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

Grammar Nazis love me. They are tremendous people and I'll always give them something to talk about.

[–]sindex23 359ポイント360ポイント  (18子コメント)

[–]Masturbating_Rapper 152ポイント153ポイント  (4子コメント)

I don't know, we'd be replacing one dying candidate for another.

[–]Operation_Ivysaur 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

What's this? A presidential candidate too weak to hold office? A large influx of BEES aught to put a stop to that!

[–]PunkBiBiBi 2510ポイント2511ポイント  (245子コメント)

That's what happens when the batteries run out

[–]TypicalLibertarian 792ポイント793ポイント  (192子コメント)

And the stuffing starts to come out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZl9j580tM

I guess her coolant valves got stuck and that's why she's "overheating".

[–]Santi838 381ポイント382ポイント  (53子コメント)

How the fuck does someone catch that happening

[–]anotherdumbcaucasian 190ポイント191ポイント  (25子コメント)

You can hear it...

[–]btle 89ポイント90ポイント  (17子コメント)

Holy shit I thought you were joking.

[–]anotherdumbcaucasian 39ポイント40ポイント  (15子コメント)

Nope. It jangles around for a second. If you were focusing on her feet (ya'know, cuz she's being dragged away) you'd probably catch the pixels moving too.

[–]NomadicKrow 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm more interested in her feet. She's literally not under any of her own power. They're carrying her. Watch the toe of her shoe, it just drags off the curb.

[–]goggimoggi 214ポイント215ポイント  (11子コメント)

My god, the Hilltron 2016 is falling apart. I thought the engineers had this shit figured out.

[–]Wethrinaer 282ポイント283ポイント  (69子コメント)

Girlfriend watched this. She's an assistant director of nursing for a retirement home. Says this is probably an orthotic coming apart. Would make sense since it looks like her foot goes completely limp and one of the main reasons to have an orthotic is to keep "foot drop" from happening. Explains the stumble. Why would she have foot drop unless she's had head trauma though?

[–]Glassclose 177ポイント178ポイント  (21子コメント)

seriously tho http://www.mediaite.com/online/hillary-clinton-explains-why-she-doesnt-sweat/

TLDR: “You guys are the first to realize that I’m really not even a human being,” Clinton joked. “I was constructed in a garage in Palo Alto a very long time ago. … A man whose name shall remain nameless created me in his garage.”

[–]Red-EE-Tor 904ポイント905ポイント  (222子コメント)

Yeah and some weird thing fell from her pants.

http://youtu.be/YzZl9j580tM

[–]MaxVerstudpen 128ポイント129ポイント  (113子コメント)

Seriously though what could that be?

[–]TacoInABag 204ポイント205ポイント  (28子コメント)

Parts from a leg brace

[–]jrakosi 104ポイント105ポイント  (24子コメント)

/thats what I initially thought as well. If uses been using a brace to stand up straight and it failed, it would explain why she needed help standing and also why that foot was dragged into the van

[–]Kohvazein 1514ポイント1515ポイント  (471子コメント)

At another angle, she's balancing herself on the billard, she can't even stand straight...

https://twitter.com/johncardillo/status/775000466304315393

[–]ElephantSquad 781ポイント782ポイント  (16子コメント)

This is what I look like trying to get onto the metro with my friends after 11 beers

[–]greentangent 417ポイント418ポイント  (35子コメント)

Wow, she's totally out. Look at her feet, they are just dragging her inert body.

[–]KennyFulgencio 182ポイント183ポイント  (26子コメント)

holy christ, I thought you were exaggerating or seeing things... that's 10x worse than the rest of it. I mean the rest of it can be handwaved to an extent, but those feet being dragged. What the fuck.

[–]Vestar5 297ポイント298ポイント  (21子コメント)

If you look closely at her feet you can see she doesn't move at all the entire time. she goes directly from the pillar to the big guy carrying her. she is completely KO'd here.

[–]NoSignOLife 136ポイント137ポイント  (18子コメント)

She is trying to move her feet I think, but can't. I have seen my dad do that many times, then fall forward. Parkinson's.

[–]krayziebone09 52ポイント53ポイント  (9子コメント)

Dr. Oladotun Okunola is the black man who is always with her now and he specializes in neurological issues.

[–]Hawklet98 972ポイント973ポイント  (132子コメント)

In her defense it was a sweltering 76 degrees in NY yesterday.

[–]ambivilant 451ポイント452ポイント  (22子コメント)

I hear the humidity was a whopping 40%, too. I don't know how anybody was even outside at all.

[–]notleonardodicaprio 144ポイント145ポイント  (25子コメント)

everyone is missing your sarcasm lol

[–]TheErrMasterKush 57ポイント58ポイント  (9子コメント)

Since nobody but the US uses Fahrenheit nobody knows if that's high or low but it sounds high so we're just nodding our head.

[–]Exaskryz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

76 degrees is comfortable room temperature for many people. Some people might set their temp as low as 70. This is the first weekend in a while that I can comfortably turn off my A/C.

[–]Guns0fNavarone 2969ポイント2970ポイント  (380子コメント)

As much as I dislike her, I hope shes okay. But when it comes to releasing medical info, I think we the people have the right to know whether this individual is of good health, not only mentally, but physically. The job she's wanting is one of the most stressful jobs one can hold.

Now for those on the left who say its absolutely absurd to ask for medical info on a candidate. Just please remember back about 8 short years ago. When John McCain was nominated for the republican party, he was slammed hard on his medical records and he released his records that memorial day weekend, nearly 1,100 pages of medical records dating from his injuries in vietnam to his battle with cancer in the 2000's.

[–]ReallyEstate 274ポイント275ポイント  (39子コメント)

Agreed. If we can not select people who are colorblind to be fighter pilots then it's more than fair to say you need to have a certainly level of physical fortitude to be POTUS. We expect high standards out of many other government positions and disqualify otherwise well qualified people based on them all the time. POTUS if anything should have some of the strictest if not very basic, health considerations.

EDIT: To the fools saying "Hill won't be flying jets tho!" No kidding, I'm not saying she needs to be held to the SAME physical standard, but that it should be required that she be neurologically sound. FDR had no use of his legs and was a great President.

[–]youcantarguewiththat 205ポイント206ポイント  (12子コメント)

Look what 8 years did to young vibrant obama. Meanwhile, hillary people constantly talked a few months ago was how old and frail sanders was (6 years older than clinton), and he was at events relentlessly, huge events, traveling constantly, giving hours long speeches in hot sun, going to the next rally and doing it again for months without a break and had no issues.

Edit: f'd up the age difference.

[–]ocellot9119 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Don't forget that video of Bernie hauling ass through a subway terminal trying to catch a bus or some shit. Hillary can't move like that.

[–]polysyllabist2 764ポイント765ポイント  (109子コメント)

[–]FreeFallAcceleration [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It's more than that too.

Hillary Clinton did not just faint from the heat or collapse from an illness, the real story is that her leg brace broke. Here's video proof. (11 seconds in: her knee buckles, brace breaks, pieces fall onto cement, she can no longer stand)

https://youtu.be/kXY75UTkdS4?t=11s

[–]KufiCerealBowl 124ポイント125ポイント  (0子コメント)

literally puppet status

[–]rojm 385ポイント386ポイント  (77子コメント)

Jesus Christ that's bad. Crazy how the media is saying she was just overheated. That's just not honest.

edit: Wow it was 69 Degrees then. smh now I'm just cringing.

[–]TheGogglesDoNothing_ 873ポイント874ポイント  (13子コメント)

Here is Hillary responding to these outrageous claims about her health -

http://imgur.com/gallery/wfnBNvK

[–]ColfaxRiot 370ポイント371ポイント  (9子コメント)

Even FDR was better at standing up than that

[–]Th3rmal95 192ポイント193ポイント  (25子コメント)

I cant find any mention of it on facebook's trending sidebar.

[–]_greggggg 157ポイント158ポイント  (16子コメント)

Did anyone else notice the second post on the front page got nuked? That post had over 3,000 comments and just disappears? Someone got some 'splainin to do.

[–]oskiwiiwii [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

So did the 14000+ comment post. Somehow Paul Newman's salad dressing is more interesting news thsn this. Reddit was definitely trying to keep damage to a minimum on this story.

[–]standardprocdure 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

4 hours and this hasn't been taken down yet, I'm impressed.

[–]nillysoggin 102ポイント103ポイント  (8子コメント)

Her legs are dragging on the ground completely limp if you look closely.

[–]Grill2Grill 86ポイント87ポイント  (7子コメント)

She may have died at the memorial and they were just propping her up the whole time while waiting for the vehicle.

[–]GOBLIN_GHOST [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Just in time for election season, come watch as the DNC stars in "Weak Apologies at Bernie's!"

[–]PooPooDooDoo 102ポイント103ポイント  (6子コメント)

First 9/11, then ESPN fantasy football crashing, now this?!

[–]jmstew 202ポイント203ポイント  (23子コメント)

Maybe Dr. Drew now deserves an apology.

[–]daddyblackboots [スコア非表示]  (13子コメント)

I can't believe how much /r/news is being censored. This has to be if /r/gif to be on the front page. This is crazy.

[–]Brooklyn5points 350ポイント351ポイント  (77子コメント)

This is mind blowing. She looks so sick. I live in NYC it's gorgeous out today. 73 degrees. And they're saying she was over heated ? Wtf

*Not a pro trump or pro HRC for the record

[–]youcantarguewiththat 59ポイント60ポイント  (7子コメント)

*Not a pro trump or pro HRC for the record

I am in the same boat, so other than feeling complete sorrow for my country, this election is full of popcorn.

[–]oskiwiiwii [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

How are Paul Newman's food brand and a caterpillar somehow more interesting than all the posts about this?

[–]Effimero89 203ポイント204ポイント  (6子コメント)

Did anyone happen to see Bill Cosby there? If so I have a theory....

[–]methanococcus [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

It's seriously creeping me out that you won't find anything about this on /r/news

[–]clampie 125ポイント126ポイント  (9子コメント)

She can no longer say her health issues are a conspiracy -- although she will. It was so urgent to get her out of there that they left her shoe. NYPD had to go back to retrieve it later.