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MiscA Titan, a Warlock, and a Hunter walk into a bar... (self.DestinyTheGame)

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... and it is super crowded. It's the busiest bar they've ever seen. There's guardians everywhere, drinking and having a good time, and our three friends can't find anywhere to sit!

The Titan turns to his friends and says, "Hey guys, go order some drinks while I try to find a booth or something." The Warlock and Hunter readily agree to the plan, and so they split up.

While the Warlock is ordering drinks, they hear a crash and a woosh behind them. They turn around and see a quarter of the bar has been absolutely destroyed, and their friend is standing in the middle of it! "What happened?" asked the Warlock.

"I used my Fist of Havoc," the Titan replied.

"Why would you do that?" the Hunter asked.

The Titan looked at them without blinking and said, "All those seats were Taken."

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[–]Anxious_Whale 2093ポイント2094ポイント  (75子コメント)

The Titan looked at them without blinking and said, "All those seats were Taken."

Ayyyyy

[–]Seven Seraphs EnthusiastSeraphSancta 451ポイント452ポイント  (39子コメント)

The "without blinking" part passed by my head. I am so glad you pointed it out cause it makes it that much better

[–]kodran 96ポイント97ポイント  (36子コメント)

I still don't get it... Captain?

[–]lutzilla 307ポイント308ポイント  (34子コメント)

titans dont have blink jump

[–]kodran 33ポイント34ポイント  (16子コメント)

Ohhhhhhhhhhh thanks

[–]StreetOar 91ポイント92ポイント  (14子コメント)

Is this where we woosh

[–]NateTehGreat 70ポイント71ポイント  (11子コメント)

Permission to woosh granted.

[–]Rook7425 29ポイント30ポイント  (7子コメント)

Permission to woosh the tower.

[–]Spid3rMatt 60ポイント61ポイント  (6子コメント)

That's a negative, ghost rider. The pattern is full.

[–]Cayde is totally a Gunslingerfargin_bastiges 35ポイント36ポイント  (3子コメント)

spills coffee

[–]Rook7425 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guess it's a good thing that I can't shoulder charge in the tower then. That's a nice cup of coffee there. It's be a shame if someone.... Wooshed it.

[–]tempest_87 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait, we can ride our ghosts now? That little guy is strong.

[–]toakongu834 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can confirm, Flair checks out

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    [–]theearthvolta 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Is this where we floof

    FTFY

    probably a warlock

    [–]dreadstrong97 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No woosh here. That's the sound of a blink 😭

    [–]commiekiller99 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    whoosh

    [–]Sir_Whale_Man 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Same reason they win staring contests

    [–]Gotitaila 1ポイント2ポイント  (13子コメント)

    I really wish titans had some sort of unique jump at least. Yeah our jumps are easy to use but it's not like the other class jumps are hard.

    [–]McRon_i 4ポイント5ポイント  (10子コメント)

    Do you even skate, bro? ;)

    [–]Gotitaila 2ポイント3ポイント  (9子コメント)

    What do you mean?

    [–]McRon_i 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Sorry, just referencing titan skating. Using our jumps to provide us with the fastest possible movement speed. If you get good enough at it you can outrun a bladedancer (I fail way more often than not, need more practice!).

    [–]Hecktic2323 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    How do you perform this skating?

    [–]McRon_i 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

    This may help.

    If i linked the wrong link, I'm at work and can't watch YouTube. I'll fix when I get home, just let me know!

    [–]The_Last_Paladin 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

    If you pick the second of the three jump perks and time your lifts just right you can boost your move speed and basically skate just above the ground. At least that's how it was explained to me. I need to do some testing with catapult, that might work too.

    [–]NiftyBlueLock 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

    It's far better to use increased control than catapult. Catapult's boost activates once per jump, while IC's activates each time lift is activated

    [–]The_Last_Paladin 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    So I'd have to do more bounces with catapult. Is its boost stronger though?

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      [–]Bart_T_Beast 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Just passing through from /all, I don't get any of this <:D

      [–]tunrip 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The important bit is this: A new expansion for the video game Destiny launches today. The bad guys in the new expansion are known as The Taken.

      [–]I_Am_Disagreeing 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Captain?

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        [–]deDaft 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

        Macarena

        [–]CBBuddha 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Lala something baba derpa semma numma numma BUENA! Rimmy coca piche pimples Amon Tobin boobies buena! Farking Farming Female farting fraking fish is BUENA....

        [–]KarmaElite 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

        LOLWTF...Amon Tobin? You may have forever ruined "Might Micro People" for me. ;)

        [–]wafflenut 68ポイント69ポイント  (16子コメント)

        Lmao

        [–]BoomstickAmoebaMan 59ポイント60ポイント  (15子コメント)

        It's a punch line within a punch line!

        ...WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!

        [–]SIVA-Coming to a planet near you!Hellguin 65ポイント66ポイント  (10子コメント)

        everything infront of a titan a punchline

        [–]theearthvolta 34ポイント35ポイント  (9子コメント)

        is

        You dropped this.

        [–]be0wulfe 32ポイント33ポイント  (8子コメント)

        Too busy punching Can't stop for proper grammar

        [–]syhr_ryhs 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

        When you have short arms you have to punch a lot more often.

        [–]OrangeBiskit 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        It's not about the size, it's about how you use it

        [–]SIVA-Coming to a planet near you!Hellguin 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

        this

        [–]Youtube.com/c/MeowzaForceGamingMeowzaForceGaming 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

        NOW DO IT AGAIN

        [–]I'll be your pepper, if you'll be my salt.TylerThePyro 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

        punchception

        [–]Merwana 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Like a double decker taco supreme!?

        [–]DrobUWP 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

        well they can floof now...which is nice. I mean if I had an engram for every time I've heard a Titan say they wish they could floof, I'd have..well I wouldn't have anything. That's ok though. Fuck the cryptarch

        [–]Ch0mpCh0mp 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        low key bars

        [–]Coheedjr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Oho caught that did you?

        [–]seltzzer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        *mind....blown.

        [–]StickyQuickies 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Because Titans can't blink. Got it

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          [–]dfltr 217ポイント218ポイント  (13子コメント)

          The party was going swimmingly until someone asked the Titan "Have you tried the punch?"

          [–]theearthvolta 72ポイント73ポイント  (10子コメント)

          He said "yes, I always try the punch"

          [–]montypissthon 43ポイント44ポイント  (6子コメント)

          There is no try there is only punch or dont punch

          [–]ThatDudeWithoutKarma 54ポイント55ポイント  (5子コメント)

          There is no don't punch. Always punch.

          [–]montypissthon 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

          You are right titan-brother I will pray for forgiveness

          [–]FatalKebab 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

          No pray, punch only.

          [–]montypissthon 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

          It is the same

          [–]ThatDudeWithoutKarma 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Pray, and then smash things with new and shiny hammer.

          [–]Renzzo98 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Wait. What's the punchline?

          [–]QueequegTheater 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

          I PUNCH HIM.

          [–]patariku 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Dammit Brick...

          [–]ChipAyten 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          The titan is the nutcracker in that planters holiday commercia

          [–]Flip3k 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

          He said "I did, but it didn't quite hit the spot"

          [–]wagervilleface 166ポイント167ポイント  (36子コメント)

          Well of course the Titan looked at them without blinking, what other way can a Titan look?

          [–]No Voop Beyondsupercool898 111ポイント112ポイント  (32子コメント)

          Well apparently titans dont have eyes since none of their helmets COULD EVEN DO SO MUCH TO HAVE EYE HOLES WHY CAN'T THE VANGUARD BE MORE THOUGHTFUL

          [–]chimericnotionchimericnotion 182ポイント183ポイント  (21子コメント)

          Titan see with their fists. True fact.

          [–]TitanOD_Emperor 160ポイント161ポイント  (19子コメント)

          It's why we punch everything. It's our form of echolocation.

          [–]__boneshaker 63ポイント64ポイント  (16子コメント)

          I main a Lock, but goddamn are you guys the funniest fucking bunch.

          [–]MidWaveFlo 27ポイント28ポイント  (15子コメント)

          Don't tell hunters that.

          [–]QueequegTheater 19ポイント20ポイント  (12子コメント)

          Fucking knife throwers always having a dick-measuring contest with you troglodytic punchfags.

          [–]wrrnthfthr 14ポイント15ポイント  (9子コメント)

          Damn, yo.

          [–]QueequegTheater 28ポイント29ポイント  (8子コメント)

          You are all inferior to the glorious Sunbro master race.

          PRAISE THE SUN, YOU FUCKING PHILISTINES.

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            [–]Rest in piece my waifu ;-;Thatonedude143 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

            At least we have style.

            [–]Kitresto 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            And our new cloak is frabjous.

            [–]SpaceLEPRECH4UN 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Fucking brilliant radiant! Thank you for that.

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              [–]wonderbread218 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

              http://www.destinydb.com/items/421254173

              [–]biased sunbrobeskargamkote 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

              "Still can't see shit, boss"

              [–]Hades440 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

              I'm pretty sure an intelligent person doesn't want any holes in the helmet that's keeping them from dying in the vacuum of space.

              [–]qqumber 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Pft, we don't need no damn air.

              [–]Splatfest 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

              How do you think Hunters feel? We get these tiny ass sensors to see with. Everything must look like a fish eye lens.

              [–]jacobmurkem 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

              What about Warlocks?? We feel like unborn fetuses looking out of this all the time: () [] {}

              [–]thurstylark 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Meh. My exo Lock don't have eyes anyways. He no care.

              [–]rastaration 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Ass sensors? Sounds tough...

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                [–]Curt04 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                I always assumed the inside of the helmets have a camera feed like Iron Man.

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                  [–]iBlindx 101ポイント102ポイント  (26子コメント)

                  Just a question, probably not relevant but I know reddit called sunsingers "sunbros" and voidwalkers "voidbros."

                  Are the sunbreakers going to be known as hammerbros?

                  [–]Anormalcat 94ポイント95ポイント  (10子コメント)

                  Were defender titans bubblebros?

                  [–]AlmostButNotQuiteTea 51ポイント52ポイント  (8子コメント)

                  Yes.

                  [–]jmrichmond81 77ポイント78ポイント  (7子コメント)

                  Pretty sure he meant that in a rhetorical, "does a bear shit in the woods?" way.

                  [–]landsharkxx 44ポイント45ポイント  (5子コメント)

                  I saw a bear shit in the a town once.

                  [–]jmrichmond81 39ポイント40ポイント  (4子コメント)

                  I live in Appalachia...I've seen a bear shit on my porch.

                  [–]landsharkxx 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  I seen that too but it was about a house in the middle of town.

                  [–]I_Deadhand_I 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  Musta been straight grizzly.

                  [–]_Exordium 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Or a gay bear.

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                    [–]youtube/c/nitrous2401nitrous2401 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    "Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?!"

                    [–]BigBenTheDude 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    No, they're Bubble Buddies

                    [–]gyrferret 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

                    I'll be happy if everyone just calls us "MC's"

                    [–]theearthvolta 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

                    You'll be hammerbros for sure, sorry. Hunters, maybe bowbros. Warlocks, maybe stormbro. Or maybe since Halle berry plays Storm....Berrybro.

                    [–]MusicNotesAndOctopie 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Fistbro, bubblebro, gunbro, knifebro, sunbro, voidbro. Hammerbro, bowbro, stormbro. Done, bro.

                    [–]MossCoveredLog 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Ororbro?

                    [–]LabKeith 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    TaseMeBro?

                    [–]QuantumVexation 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    The Sunbros name actually originated from Dark Souls, and was adopted by the Destiny community, partially due to the existence of the "Heart of the Praxic Fire" armour piece with its praise the sun upgrade.

                    The other names, like Voidbro and Bubblebro stemmed off of that.

                    But hammer bro seems fitting

                    [–]shortchangehero 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

                    hammerbro of another persuasion, checking in.

                    Ready for hammers made of sunlight.

                    [–]QueequegTheater 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    "Sunbros"

                    Don't receive "Praise the Sun" gesture at end of subclass quest

                    [–]anapollosun 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Yes, just as Nightstalkers will be Arrowbros (ayy-roh-broh).

                    And best yet, Stormcallers will be ShockabrahsTM.

                    [–]solarect 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I prefer brobreakers

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                      [–]bestialmoonsnail 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      Titan...without blinking...

                      Thanks for reminding me...

                      [–]QueequegTheater 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Come on, I'll give you the keys to your Sparrow, they're right over here.

                      Oh, you're not even trying, I'm over here now.

                      [–][deleted] 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      http://i.imgur.com/fkk4qZm.gif

                      Really though, 10/10.

                      [–]Who else was here during beta?patrizl001 17ポイント18ポイント  (6子コメント)

                      slow clap

                      [–]McFluffy_Butts 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

                      I miss dinklebot 😕 Nolan sounds like a C3PO knock off

                      [–]darth_unicorn 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      I literally hate the new ghost voice. It hurts me when he talks, and generally I shout at him to stfu whenever he says anything now.

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                        [–]badassler 59ポイント60ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        After throwing back several drinks the hunter's ears perk up. "THIS IS MY JAM!" he yells, leaping out of the booth. The warlock and titan yell "NOOO" and try to grab him, but it was too late, everybody on the dance floor was dead.

                        The bartender yells to the hunter "HEY! Didn't you see the sign?" and points up. The hunter looks up - "NO BLADEDANCING".

                        [–]Optimus_Prime_10 54ポイント55ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        Seriously.... An hour late I have to do this? Gold, sir.

                        [–]D34TH_5MURF__ 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Alternate ending:

                        "What happened?" asked the warlock.

                        "I panicked." the titan replied.

                        [–]HelloElectricZone1 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        without blinking

                        [–]EdgarGrim 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        I think one of my favorite destiny jokes so far.

                        [–]poohster33 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Why do Guardians murder anyone who trips?

                        They've Fallen.

                        [–]Sir_E_Badger 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        "The Titan looked at them without blinking and said, "All those seats were Taken."

                        Damn, two jokes in one punchline. Awesome.

                        [–]cr4zy_cub4n 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        I cannot think of a better thread to herald in The Taken King.

                        [–]avtr16 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        well done

                        [–]The Eridians (PS4)__Eridians 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        God forbid what he'd do to the Fallen drunk in the bathroom.

                        [–]CommanderTucker 10ポイント11ポイント  (7子コメント)

                        Why did the Titan's eyes hurt? Because he couldn't blink.

                        [–]RPresK 11ポイント12ポイント  (5子コメント)

                        It's also why he can survive the angels so easily

                        [–]SomeRandomGuy0 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Some one introduced me to "The Angels" like six hours ago. Did not expect to see it referenced here.

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                          [–]ThatYellowFellow 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          thank god

                          [–]LightningSt0rm 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I love these kind of jokes. One of these where you roll your eyes at the somewhat lameness of the punch line, but still chuckle at it. Then a little later another tid bit hits you (whether intentional or not -- "without blinking" har har) and then you're like OMG, that's actually clever and even funnier but still lame. LOL

                          [–]FangedFreak 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Ba dum tssssss

                          Hahaha nice one!

                          [–][deleted] 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

                          What kind of stupid titan is going to use FoH when you can throw flaming hammers at taken?!?!?

                          [–]TheDeathMoose 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

                          Because there's still some hours left ;-;

                          [–]impulsivecactus 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Now do it again

                          [–]NoFreakingIdea 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          10/10 would generate orbs again.

                          [–]I_STAB_HIPSTER_FILTH 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Then the hunter goes face

                          my appologies

                          [–][deleted] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Warlock cuts himself and picks up another card :(

                          [–]phasers_to_ill 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Without blinking...I see what you did there. And I like it.

                          [–]Get your rock off my mapkrillingt75961 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          The real joke.

                          [–]astronautassblaster 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Beautiful execution

                          [–]serpentofsheol 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          taken king literally just came out and you already made the best joke

                          fuck u

                          [–]MrW1cked 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Jesus, you're amazing.

                          [–]KillerKodiak69 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          FINALLY! A joke that ends in a good and original pun.

                          [–]Sparrowhawk41 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Titan dad jokes - we need a Rick Grimes-like meme for this!

                          [–]bebop1988 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          CORALLLL!!!

                          [–]SynergyNT 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          He'll be here all week, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress...

                          [–]HockeyBeast44 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Ham(mer) it up!

                          [–]frogdigidy 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          So everyone is talking about the not blinking I think the joke is The seats were "TAKEN" as in the taken king.... you know the things Oryx takes and turns into the taken so he smashed them.... am I alone in this?

                          [–]cinderful 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Warlock walks into the noisey bar.

                          Titan asks the warlock, "Yo! Jaeger bomb?" Warlock cocks his head in puzzlement before nodding and giggling quietly.

                          The Titan turns back to his dart game before realizing his horrible mistake—NOVABOMB!

                          The Hunter in the corner just blinked.

                          [–]Wikidead 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Genuinely made me chuckle in class Upvote for you

                          [–]gatlinggouf 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I've used this subreddit since launch, i just made an account for this.

                          Because it is my Jest-tiny

                          [–]THeWolfPack360 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Lmao man this is fucking funny

                          [–]amadeushellequin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          You win all the things

                          [–]MercifulPenguin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Hah!, nice one.

                          [–]datwhiteboy31 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          bravo

                          [–]Zealouswarrior 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          10/10 Would read again!

                          [–]amillsic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          "without blinking" nice touch

                          [–]aWhiteSunset 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          OP made me start my day laughing through my cereals. I love this subReddit.

                          [–]QuantumVexation 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I laughed at the punchline, but you earned my up vote by saying "without blinking"

                          [–]X4muri 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          This is Gold. Especially the part of the Titan not blinking.

                          [–]jrockjesse 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          That was so funny that you have...taken...my breath away.

                          [–]JaffoGLIDE [PS4]jdp231 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          /slow clap

                          [–]Jovanni93 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I was feeling a little down because I have to work today...

                          But it's all better now :) I sincerely thank you.

                          [–]therealxzeto 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Awesome.. yours?

                          [–]Buktrk 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          That's funny.

                          [–]sw33tdaddyjones 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Dad? What are you doing on reddit?!

                          [–]Recovery15 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Barb damn it

                          [–]BarMatt 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I never go to bars with hunters anymore, they always disappear when the check shows up

                          [–]Fatha_Naycha 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Sounds like a Titan to me

                          [–]-Sancho- 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          How long have you been waiting to cash this joke in. Seriously well done! Total respect!

                          [–]THE HUNTAHXXIV24 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Fuckin' A Man!!!! hahaha

                          [–]CourtJester5 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          You're awful. Have an beer upvote

                          [–]HermitLad 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          that joke is shocking

                          [–]ZTreyJ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Haha! This is good. I thought the punchline was going to be the titan saying "I panicked", but this is funnier I think!

                          [–]nvd2442 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          hmmmm.....haha i guess?

                          [–]Nole77 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I think I heard a whoosh

                          [–]The deeper the Darkness, the brighter the Light.HunterTAMUC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

                          [–]Shortfri 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Well met

                          [–]Theotherguytjb 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Hes just mad cuz I was an honor roll student and Crota wasn't.

                          [–]MyNinjaH8sU 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Without blinking... I see what you did there.

                          [–]SirisTheDragon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          There were WAY too many puns in that joke, I'm confiscating your revenant shader.

                          [–]Ibanez314 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Pete fell out. Who was left?

                          [–]Whisky_Ryan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Repeat

                          [–]PSN: Slysnake150Slysnake150 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          dude you fucking genius XD

                          [–]ObliviousNinjah 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          ....without any milk.

                          [–]DarkerTurtles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          This is legitimately the first Destiny joke I've ever upvoted. Thank you for not being a shitty Kell pun or something like that. Bravo.

                          [–]chippersan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA !!!!!

                          [–]Landreu 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Best Destiny joke since the fucking Thorn.

                          [–]oriongaby 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          Sorry guys, haven't had the chance to play destiny besides the 10 minutes I played on my friend's ps4. Anyone care to explain the joke?

                          [–]TheV2Guy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          The new enemies are called "The Taken"

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