Elon wanted a new payment method on the internet, so he founded an incredibly shitty online payment service that was widely hated by its users.

Elon wanted to drive an electric car, because public transport is for losers and doesn't give technophiles raging hard-ons, so he founded Tesla.

Elon wanted to go to space cheaper, so with the aid of billions of dollars in government funding he created SpaceX, which piggybacked on decades of publically funded aeronautics research. (Don't tell that to his fanboys, though)

Elon wanted faster transportation, so he is developing a total and utter lack of contact with reality Hyperloop

Elon does not tell everyone how bad the world is, because his rockets are powered by the sheer force of technophiles beating their dicks raw to every word that comes out of his mouth.

Elon is working on changing the world (for a tiny elite).

Don't be like Elon. He's a fucking stick figure.