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[–]dicky_cockpunch 538ポイント539ポイント  (149子コメント)

Incredible how strong he is.

[–]UN-LUBED_ASS_FISTER 134ポイント135ポイント  (103子コメント)

That is one strong ass animal.

[–]chiniwini 95ポイント96ポイント  (91子コメント)

Strong horns, too.

[–]remigiop 65ポイント66ポイント  (90子コメント)

That's what I was thinking. I'd kind of expect it to snap but nope, lifted the freaking vehicle.

[–]TheTrub 82ポイント83ポイント  (89子コメント)

Antlers are made of bone, so they're prone to breaking like any other limb. Horns, on the other hand, have layers of of keratin, which is the same substance we find in hair and can be incredibly strong.

[–]Takbeir 159ポイント160ポイント  (4子コメント)

That would make for one hell of a shampoo advert.

Why do I use l'Oreal conditioner? flips car over with horns ...because I'm worth it.

🚗🐂

[–]Iamnotsmartspender 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

"Moooooooo" flips car over with horns..."moo"

Translated this for you

[–]Takbeir 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

You speak cow!?! 🐮 I'm often told my bull is very good, they're similar languages!

[–]Iamnotsmartspender 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bull and cow are similar, but don't mix up"moo"with "moo". One means I wish you well, they other means I stuck this horn through your mother's ass

[–]Snuggle-Fuck 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Look how crazy fucking strong my dreadlocks are!"

[–]Angry_Apollo 12ポイント13ポイント  (70子コメント)

But would it hurt if they snapped off? Isn't de-horning Bulls kind of a nasty process?

[–]Paraplueschi 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

It depends. Dehorning is done to the very bottom, where blood vessels run. It's also made in a way so it doesn't grow back I think. That must hurt af.

If a horn breaks, if its just the tip, that won't hurt though. It's like with nails kinda, I'd say.

[–]US_Hiker 30ポイント31ポイント  (30子コメント)

Yes, it is very nasty.

I've never done bulls, but did disbud a very large number of goats.

We used an electric dehorner like this one which heats up to red hot, and you burn through their skin and burn out the horn while it's not yet attached to the skull. The smell and screams are not nice, and you can cause brain damage on small goats if you overheat the skull.

There's also dehorning paste (video of application here) which basically melts through the skin and horn. It's like concentrated drano, and you can see the calf starting to be in some serious pain by the end of the video. It's also uncomfortable and people have caused serious damage with overapplication.

The third option is worse yet, and done a bit later in life.

Before horns snap off their neck is usually broken, which is one of the big reason for dehorning. Prevention of broken necks, goring, etcetera. It's a nasty process, but the goats had no signs of discomfort after 18-24 hours unless they banged their head against something. After a week or two the wound was healed and they were happy as can be. It was overall a much better thing than keeping horned goats, and better for the goats.

[–]Albertatastic 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

That is one of the most horrifying things I have read lately. D: Can I ask why they need to be dehorned? To prevent injuries?

[–]mitancentauri 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for your very informative post. I didn't know any of this.

[–]climbtree 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

With dairy cattle, you can disbud them when they're calves with a lovely scoop of a device

[–]tweakingforjesus 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

That looks like an apple corer.

[–]US_Hiker 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

I haven't come across that one before. How, basically, do you do it? Tap it with a hammer to break through the skin and tissue, and then scoop out?

[–]climbtree 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Nope you just push it in with your hand and turn and it takes out a tube like a holepunch.

[–]meowlolcats 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

ojesuswtf

[–]realvmouse 4ポイント5ポイント  (16子コメント)

And the reason you didn't use anesthetic agents... was that also for the greater good of the goats?

[–]realvmouse 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Here is the American Veterinary Medical Association review of dehorning/debudding cattle. Warning: if you are a decent person, reading about the standards of the dairy industry will probably make you feel quite a bit of guilt that you participate in this industry.

[–]ozonejl 4ポイント5ポイント  (33子コメント)

Adding to what the others have said, my dad thinks that totally dehorning a grown bull is harder on them than castration. Our method was to cut off the tips of the horns about halfway back and at a slight angle. This creates a blunt surface rather than a point and causes the horns to curve downward instead of forward. We would cauterize the cut surface with a flat branding iron. Remember that most of the momentarily cruel things done to these animals, at least on a small ranch, is for their own benefit. Bulls are assholes and beat up on each other all the time. Just think of all the nature programs where two big males fight and one or both get horribly wounded. A pen of 20 bulls with natural horns is like a pen of potential Swiss cheese.

[–]realvmouse 21ポイント22ポイント  (32子コメント)

Remember that most of the momentarily cruel things done to these animals, at least on a small ranch, is for their own benefit.

Okay, first off, decent human beings contact a veterinarian and use actual pain control before burning nerves and chopping off body parts. Many major dairy buyers require dehorning be done by a veterinarian because there is no humane way to do it without medication.

Second, you can't put a creature in an overcrowded environment with no mental simulation all day so you can slaughter it and eat its body for no other reason than you like the taste more than the many easily available alternatives, do harmful things to them to minimize the damage your confinement might cause, then spin that as being "for the animal's own good." That's just nuts.

[–]Paraplueschi 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had to double back too. Keeping animals in completely unnatural surroundings, in very cramped conditions (dehorning is often also done so you can keep more animals just as much as for safety) and then claim that mutilating them is for their benefit, like debeaking, dehorning, cutting off tails and testicles...I don't know, this is some serious mental gymnastics here. We keep them confined for our benefits. We mutilate them for our benefits (because if they'd kill themselves before we get to kill them, we'd lose profit).

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    [–]Bassethounds4ever 4ポイント5ポイント  (11子コメント)

    Are they stronger than ivory? I wouldnt think so since bulls arent targets for poachers. But then again more valuable doesnt mean stronger.

    [–]B504 74ポイント75ポイント  (10子コメント)

    It's not about strength of the material. It's about whether or not the material has mystical properties which will make your penis better.

    [–]Bassethounds4ever 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

    😐

    [–]Mikepsyche 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

    /r/nocontext

    [–]Procyon02 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Actually you're thinking of rhinoceros horn that is ground up for that purpose

    [–]climbtree 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    That's a myth. Rhino horn was used in TCM for fever and some other common maladies, it wasn't used as an aphrodisiac.

    [–]Procyon02 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Huh, good to know, though I still think that's what they were thinking.

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      [–]Qesa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Keratin is also what skin and fingernails are made out of, and isn't nearly as strong as bone. Like antlers, horns' strength comes from bone. Unlike antlers, horns don't drop off and regrow each year, so they need an easily repairable outer layer to deal with scratches and abrasions.

      [–]beer_is_tasty 64ポイント65ポイント  (3子コメント)

      No, that's a bull.

      [–]bozwald 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      No bull

      [–]_Solution_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      No, it's clearly a bull not a donkey

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        [–]Intrepid00 55ポイント56ポイント  (30子コメント)

        People willingly let themselves be chased by that.

        [–]bozwald 2ポイント3ポイント  (29子コメント)

        I'm probably just being an idiot, but isn't that a buffalo?

        [–]Dirkef88 4ポイント5ポイント  (12子コメント)

        You mean a bison?

        [–]Intrepid00 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Looks like a bull to me.

        [–]Dirkef88 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Bull is a term for a male, and doesn't denote a species. Cattle, Buffaloes, and Bison can all be bulls (or cows).

        [–]HowIsntBabbyFormed 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Yeah, but when someone just says 'bull' alone without any other context, they mean cattle bull.

        Just like 'cow' by itself means female cattle.

        [–]bicycling_elephant -1ポイント0ポイント  (12子コメント)

        Here's a picture of a buffalo to compare with. The one in the OP looks more like a bull to me.

        [–]Dirkef88 17ポイント18ポイント  (9子コメント)

        That's actually a bison. Buffalo are found only in Africa and Asia.

        [–]bingiton 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Dude, even the title of your pic has bison in it.

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          [–]KaBar42 8ポイント9ポイント  (11子コメント)

          Well, it is a one ton animal, so...

          [–]SamusBaratheon 8ポイント9ポイント  (6子コメント)

          Now double that and you get a bison

          [–]theblasphemer 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

          I just want to know the exchange rate for wildebeest. Asking for a friend.

          [–]Drak_is_Right 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          american bison are far less than one ton on average...

          now a water buffalo....

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            [–]bingiton 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

            won ton is typically made out of pork meat.

            [–]Dr_Gage 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Actually if the Spanish flag that sort of shows in the right corner is correct that is a toro bravo (and it looks like one), they're about 500-600kg.

            [–]brokenholiday 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            He stronk as ox!

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              [–]SexySexyLittleForks 389ポイント390ポイント  (22子コメント)

              Poor thing. The car's so scared it pees itself.

              [–]BravoTeam127 96ポイント97ポイント  (19子コメント)

              Looks like window washer fluid. It would make sense since it's on the side. I don't think it's radiator

              [–]commentninja 128ポイント129ポイント  (4子コメント)

              so it's crying not peeing

              [–]Mr_Popper 36ポイント37ポイント  (2子コメント)

              It's a defense mechanism.

              [–]Busty_Rackleford 45ポイント46ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Y..Yeah I cry because it's a defense mechanism, too.

              [–]Brobi_WanKenobi 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Beautiful creatures

              [–]theonewhomknocks 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

              It's crying out the side of its head. It'd be like if someone stabbed you in the face rupturing your tear duct and you cried through the stab wound. But yes, it's crying.

              [–]extracanadian 38ポイント39ポイント  (4子コメント)

              Could be the coolant tank or the washer fluid. Either way it's going to cost money to fix and I suspect that bull doesn't have insurance.

              [–]thefalconator9000 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

              Are you sure it's not just headlight fluid?

              [–]pjor1 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Easy repair. Just slap some elbow grease on 're and you're good.

              [–]tom5191 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Woah now. You can just slap some elbow grease on it without changing the muffler bearings..

              [–]Darkblitz9 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

              AKA "Wiper Juice"

              [–]bozwald 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Would that really make more sense than the car peeing itself like a biological creature?

              [–]Donkey__Xote 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

              A lot of modern vehicles use somewhat-sealed systems where what used to be the overflow bottle is now part of the active flow and is pressurized. That component doesn't have to sit down in front low next to the radiator either, and may be up on top of the fenderwell.

              Hell, even my '95 Impala is like this and the design they used dates back close to 30 years.

              [–]BravoTeam127 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Yeah, it could be. My Jeep has a reservoir around the same area. It's just on the opposite side I have the windshield wiper fluid.

              [–]obi1kenobi1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Washer fluid is definitely possible, but in my car the engine coolant reservoir is in almost that exact spot.

              [–]HamsterShoes 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              No. It's definitely pee.

              [–]whatIsThisBullCrap 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

              It squirted

              [–]Jildo_Baggins 218ポイント219ポイント  (3子コメント)

              Thank God somebody threw a flag on his foot, or things could have been a lot worse.

              [–]LoganMcOwen 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Doing God's work right there.

              [–]dtam21 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Pretending to care while really watching from the side laughing? Checks out!

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                [–]Ventura 57ポイント58ポイント  (1子コメント)

                The lazily thrown flag in a vain attempt to help. ha.

                [–]SeizeYourChance 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I think, the person was scared shitless. I would be.

                [–]batshitcrazy68 86ポイント87ポイント  (6子コメント)

                I wonder if the bull thought the car was mortally injured when the fluid came out.

                [–]Maschalismos 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                if you watch the video, the bull stops right after the fluid came out. His attitude was like 'right. Got HIM sorted out. Who's next?!'

                [–]TheNorthernGrey 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

                I can't tell if it was steaming or not. I wonder if any got on him and if it was hot.

                [–]thatoneguy172 44ポイント45ポイント  (3子コメント)

                It was probably Window Washer fluid.

                [–]JWGhetto 102ポイント103ポイント  (11子コメント)

                Try explaining that to the guys in the shop

                [–]Jammy_Git 111ポイント112ポイント  (3子コメント)

                Or the insurance company. "I swear it was a bull!"

                "Mm hmm, a bull. Sure. Not covered."

                [–]Barkatsuki 106ポイント107ポイント  (0子コメント)

                "Was it the same bull that produced your story?"

                [–]crazedhatter 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Thank goodness there is video evidence...

                [–]hjb345 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I'd replace the tyre and washer fluid reservoir/coolant and keep the body damage as an interesting story.

                [–]DogfoodEnforcer 26ポイント27ポイント  (6子コメント)

                I had something similar happen to my car, but more body damage and less fluid leaking...and it was two fat girls fighting, not a bull.

                Back in high school we drove by the local McD's one night, as it was a big hangout in our town. My girlfriend at the time ran in to get something while I waited in the car.

                As I was waiting, two obese girls started scrapping in the parking lot. As they were fighting like two silverback gorillas, one they managed to both fall into my car, denting the driver side front fender so deeply that it was rubbing on the tire. My car now had a giant ass print on the side!

                The call to the insurance company was equally hilarious, and the entire insurance office was on speakerphone laughing hysterically while I tried to explain the issue. They ended up having to take the girls to court to cover the expenses, as the girls refused to admit they had anything to do with it (despite multiple witnesses).

                Me: "So...two fat chicks got in a fight and crushed my fender..."
                Insurance: "...what?"
                Me: "Two fat chicks damaged my car...they were fighting...outside McDonalds..."
                Insurance: "Hold on...Ok you're on speakerphone, can you please repeat that?"
                **Laughter over the line*

                Tl;DR: Two fat girls got in a fight and fell into my car, heavily damaging it. Damage from the bull reminded me of the damage of two big broads.

                [–]JoshuaPearce 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

                "As the court can clearly see, the butt print of the defendant clearly matches the damage to the plaintiff's property."

                [–]DogfoodEnforcer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                There was actually a visible ass imprint on the side. It was much larger than my ass, and I was sizeable back then.

                [–]gwillyn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I read that as "two fat girls fighting a bull" first.

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                  [–]PeabnutBubber 149ポイント150ポイント  (5子コメント)

                  That's a lot of headlight fluid he lost right at the end there.

                  [–]Isai76[S] 71ポイント72ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Expensive headlight fluid.

                  [–]CreamyGoodnss[🍰] 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  Gonna need some elbow grease to fix that

                  [–]Vanorei 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Probably gonna have to get out the left handed wrench to put the new container on too

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                    [–]Bagoomp 56ポイント57ポイント  (17子コメント)

                    Why not?

                    Is this not a reasonable place to park?

                    [–]Dis-AssociatedPress 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Reasonable? You're on a sidewalk!

                    [–]DiscardedForeskin 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    We drove all the way from L.A. for this show. We're friends of Debbie's, we used to romp with her.

                    [–]Isai76[S] 20ポイント21ポイント  (5子コメント)

                    I'll let the spilled wiper fluid answer for me.

                    [–]HowieGaming 27ポイント28ポイント  (4子コメント)

                    I'm pretty sure that's headlight fluid

                    [–]saltywings 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    It's actually the bull leaking horn oil.

                    [–]kingeryck 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    If it was orange, it would be the blinker fluid. I think you're right.

                    [–]BITCRUSHERRRR 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Alright Gavin

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                      [–]Phasechange 4ポイント5ポイント  (6子コメント)

                      I'd like to have seen Hunter's response to that bull.

                      [–]dafragsta 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      He would've sprayed the bull with mace.

                      [–]Skylinerr 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      "Mother of god!" I thought. The beast was charging right at us, a murderous rage controlling every muscle in it's body. I grasped at my pistol in a panic, pulling the hammer back with my thumb. I could feel the sweat begining to bead on my forehead as the bull shook the car back and forth with it's massive devil horns.

                      Was I going to have to put this animal down? Was there no reasoning with it? Surely if it came down to it I would have to. Plus it was doing irreparable damage to my rare and expensive ayahuasca trip.

                      I put my arm out and pointed the gun directly at the window, waiting for it to shatter into a million pieces and destroy our last line of defense.

                      "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" I heard the driver yell. I glanced over quickly and back at the bull that was now gone. "Huh? Where did it go?" I muttered to myself.

                      I could hear the children in the backseat whimpering.

                      My god it was hitting me harder than I'd thought.

                      "I better get back to the bar before I really lose it" I considered in a fleeting moment of clarity.

                      [–]stanley_twobrick 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      They'd have been friends.

                      [–]name-classified 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      You people voted for Hubert Humphrey! And you killed Jesus!!!

                      [–]theangryintern 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Is-This-Not-a-Reasonable-Place-To-Park-In-Fear-and-Loathing-In-Las-Vegas.gif

                      [–]BatCountry9 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      We can't stop here...

                      [–]zamorakpope 38ポイント39ポイント  (6子コメント)

                      too bad his truck didnt have reverse.

                      [–]moolric 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

                      I was thinking that, but the bull could have been injured if the car started moving, especially if the driver panicked.

                      [–]qrseek 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I wondered if the bull would have gotten frightened away if they revved the engine

                      [–]stumple 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

                      Yeah wouldn't want to hurt a bull that's attacking you

                      [–]moolric 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      The bull is just damaging a car, not hurting anyone, so yes you wouldn't want to hurt it. Even apart from the fact that an injured animal is even more dangerous.

                      [–]stumple 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      I wouldn't want a bull to pop my tires in the middle of bum fuk no where

                      [–]Teoes 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      It's not just the damage the bull has done that they've got to worry about - there's also going to be all those shit stains on the seats.

                      [–]baphometsayshi 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

                      but why throw the spanish flag at it

                      [–]jhs172 35ポイント36ポイント  (3子コメント)

                      What country's flag would you prefer they throw?

                      [–]baphometsayshi 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      turkey or china might have a better result

                      [–]BorgClown 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Bullgary haha

                      [–]TheAughtSpectrum 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Don't act stupid, you know you're supposed to throw Taiwanese flags at bulls.

                      [–]ixodioxi 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Because it's probably in Spain?

                      [–]easyfeel 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBKJquEhu7c

                      [–]adat27 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

                      Tauros used headbutt.

                      [–]DrDerpberg 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      How the fuck does Tauros not simply win by default against any other bug or mammal?

                      Like yeah, let's let the fucking overgrown rat a chance to nibble on the bull.

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                        [–]bmlbytes 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        If I were those parents, I would want my children seatbelted as the bull tried to flip the car.

                        [–]forwhombagels 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Shit shit, do the jingle!

                        [–]Airwarf 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        popped the tire and went back for the windshield wiper fluid tank.

                        [–]mattreyu 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        He's got beef with them

                        [–]strangemud 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Is this not a reasonable place to park?

                        [–]ChaosDude 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Reasonable?! You're on the sidewalk!

                        [–]Mousietrix 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        The flag served only to enrage him.

                        [–]d0lphin0 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Considering car's weight and adding the people to it, this is fucking impressive.

                        [–]donteatmenooo 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

                        Seriously, though, how did this happen?

                        [–]snakesbbq 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

                        Bulls are not know for cool, calm, collected behavior.

                        [–]donteatmenooo 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        Yes, but why is there a bull just running around?

                        [–]Dr_Gage 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Because in Spain town festivities are like dothraki weedings, one with no blood is considered a dull affair. (but seriously, it's a shame that most of them revolve around bulls or other forms of animal mistreatment)

                        [–]FuzzyKittenIsFuzzy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        If you search youtube for Yellowstone Park wildlife attack videos there's an entire genre of idiots getting threatened by animals they inexplicably assume are tame.

                        [–]TheDirtFarmer 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        must be on PCP

                        [–]tjwharry 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        I'm almost as impressed with his strength as I am the size of his nutsack.

                        [–]lilpopjim0 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Man he's pretty much lifting that just by tilting his head upwards. That's damn strong

                        [–]Dazz316 10ポイント11ポイント  (10子コメント)

                        Those idiots at the back. If that thing turns round that tiny fence won't help you.

                        Fucking run.

                        [–]ChickenOfDoom 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Or like, walk away casually as to not attract its attention

                        [–]Dazz316 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        As long as you leave really and not hang around and watch.

                        [–]ProximaC 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Nah, that bull can just barely lift a 5000 lb car a few feet off the ground and puncture it's tire, I'm sure the fence will be fine.

                        [–]Mogtaki 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

                        In this video they released a rampaging bull but everybody stood still and the bull just kind of swerved around them.

                        So I guess so long as nobody panics, they won't get charged. The worst thing to do is run.

                        [–]Dazz316 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Yes but in this situation someone(or a car?) seems to have provoked it. Would the bull then go nuts? I imagine that it either attacks nobody or everybody.

                        Message I'm getting here is if I see a bull. Back up slowely and be as un provoking as I can. However if it's pissed at someone leave...or climb.

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                            [–]LisaLies 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            What a load of bull.

                            [–]Bassethounds4ever 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Is there a video with sound? Im hoping the people inside are screaming like The Simpsons.

                            [–]colacastell 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            Woulnt honking make him go away?

                            [–]hardrocker07 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Probably would have made him even more aggressive. It might have helped before the attack started, when he was still in fight or flight mode, but here he is very clearly in fight mode.

                            [–]3ntl3r 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            i woulnt honk if i were you Lucy

                            [–]teeBoan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE !!!!!!

                            [–]h35grga 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            damn he busted the tire pressure fluid

                            [–]smokythebrad 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            He's just playing. Look at that tail swing!

                            [–]rjbreitenfeldt 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Serious question here, would it be illegal to shoot the bull in this situation?

                            [–]mikeyw972 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            I wonder if he was horny.

                            [–]titsonalog 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            why didn't he just gun it?

                            [–]keyupiopi 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            "I. Said. No. Fking. Parking. Here!"

                            [–]weeanne 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            bulley bulley to him

                            [–]byscuit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            the car just has a hard-to-reach itch, the friendly bull is just helping scratch it :)

                            [–]anace 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

                            Either that animal is female or it has two penises...

                            [–]RadioIsMyFriend 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

                            Holy sheez, that bull is wrecking that radiator.

                            [–]winningsince1337 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Fatality!

                            [–]DongleNocker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Should have used his horn back.

                            [–]no-mad 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            I will not stop until I see anti-freeze.

                            [–]Cantcallit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            I wonder if thats covered under liabullity insurance?

                            [–]__zombie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            My back and neck hurt just watching this, poor form.

                            [–]Robotman1974 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            The referee threw the flag down, but Bison don't give a shit.

                            [–]Darth_Ra 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?

                            [–]Santa1936 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Look at all that headlight fluid

                            [–]_fox_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            They should close their fucking windows

                            [–]ribbitrules 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            I bet he has high IV's.

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