Shirt of The Month - Hungry For Piss

Have you always dreamed of owning a t-shirt?
Well wake up, dreams are real.
For years, people have been asking me, "why don't you sell art prints?"
Well art prints are like t-shirts for your walls, and NOBODY IS GOING TO SEE YOUR WALLS. So why not take the beautiful pictures with you everywhere, so everyone can admire them up close?
Someday shirts will be the only things hanging in museums.

This one is slightly more expensive than usual because printing multiple colors is more expensive. Sorry.

So, here's the deal.
I WILL ONLY SELL THIS SHIRT FOR ONE MONTH.
All shirts will be printed and shipped at the same time, at the end of the month. Unless I get a a lot of orders and have the ability to get them printed out sooner.
Why? Because I actually don't have the money to blanket bulk order a bunch of t-shirts. I WILL be able to print however many are ordered, but because I'm starting out with limited personal funds, I am going to roll up the orders that I get to finance the production.
You will get the merchandise you order in a timely fashion, but your purchase of the shirt is what guarantees its actual existence.
It will be a nice, comfy, silk screened shirt.