My dad is a lifelong Republican and he hates Cheeto Supreme. I think he may have voted for President Obama in 2012, but if he didn't, he voted Republican in every presidential campaign since 1980.

The orange bastard keeps sending his donation forms and MAHA surveys (which double as donation forms, obviously) and he is sick of it. I told him it's time to fill them out and send them back. Last week was a simple warning shot. He sent a donation form with NO! sharpied on it. Today, it was a survey rebutting his shitty positions: "Romneycare works. Bigger military...I thought you said less spending? I support gay marriage and individual rights," and other similar things.

If it happens again, he rolls out the guns, and we make that postage-paid envelope heavy as shit with pro-Hillary and pro-Johnson propaganda.

Seriously, MAHA committee...enough is enough.