Let me start this off by saying my experience with this one person doesn't necessarily reflect the whole Trump community, or even on the candidate himself. It's just this one specific guy that I had the displeasure of being in the vicinity of. That being said, it still feels incredibly good to post this story here.

So I was at the gym and this guy sits next to me on the bikes. Let me tell you a bit about him.

He starts off talking to an old guy next to him about Fox News being on the TV in front of us. As I'm pedaling I casually overhear him explain why he's voting for Trump by calling Hillary every name in the book. Whatever, that's his opinion, fine. But then he goes on to explain (even though he prefaced it with "I'm not prejudiced, but...") how much of a national travesty it is to have "an Arab in our highest position". But wait, that's hardly why he might be the biggest douche bag I've ever met in person. So far he hasn't even cracked the top ten. After the other guy he was talking to left, this guy gets on his phone and makes a call to some company that he's been dealing with apparently for some time. To the poor bastard who he was talking to on the other end of the line, he explains that he had bought some product of that company's, and had returned it because it didn't look like it did online. He also explained that he had already gotten his refund, and on top of that, he had previously talked that company into giving him some extra free stuff for the "aggravation" he had to go through. The company had sent him a calendar planner and some pens to satisfy him. But was he satisfied? Of course not. He was literally calling them, taking all the time to explain everything that had happened so far (with a lot of "your customer service really pisses me off" thrown in here and there) to complain about the color of the pens they sent him. The color of the pens that they sent him for free.

The color.

Of the pens.

That he got for free.