Your poor grandmother. Catholicism for women; a kid a year until you die in childbirth.

This is the correct, but completely unethical answer.

You can throw ball with girls too you know

Give it to one of the twins. Researchers will be ecstatic to include him/her in their twin studies. Same environment, same genes (if identical twins) so you could sell it as the isolated treatment effect of testosterone! Pub in Science our Nature incoming!

They are all teenagers now, and all very much princesses. Not too big on the rough and tumble. He still loves the hell out of them.

You're probably the reason some dads love their girls.

I kid, I kid.

He'll need it even more when he has 3 teenagers daughters with daddy issues in a few years

at least he's not karl malone

The more you have, the easier it gets.

Just one? Daddy's little princess. Nothing to do all day but manipulate you. You do everything in the world to keep them from the slightest harm or discomfort. She says, "daddy, I have no clean clothes to wear and I want to go play with my friends," and you feel like a shitty parent for letting that happen and you put laundry in right away.

Two? Sometimes double the work, but when one of them is being a little shit, you can tell the other one "why can't you be more like $sibling." They have competition, so they have incentive to please you. Younger one tries to manipulate you, but they use the same trick the older one did and you've seen it before.

By the time you have 8, the older ones are taking care of the younger ones in exchange for the right to use the car next Saturday. You see the youngest pick up a dirty pacifier off the ground, let the dog lick it, then put it in their mouth. And you just don't care. Number 6 complains about having no clean clothes and you say, "well why the hell did you let that happen? 5! Hey 5! Get over here. It was your turn to do laundry, why didn't you do it?"

Makes it even easier. That's 4v4, man! Toss them some gear. Tell them to be home in time for dinner.

(and obviously, this has all been a lie. It does not get easier, your standards just get lower.)

Easy as put on your high school pads. Who has the TIME to play hockey with 8 kids.

I have no clue and unfortunate for him, he tore his acl last year and had to quit.

Jessica Jones UFC Women's Featherweight Champion 2030

Potentially it could still be Jon. He's probably fathered other kids he doesn't know about. But my money is on GSP for that department. Although that would make them more Karl Malone than Archie Manning.

Hahahahaha

This! I'm an overprotective male over any female I know... I couldn't even imagine how psychotic I would be over my female offspring.

Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgHdOTR6htc

Man... docks don't deserve that.

Think I'd take the tantrum over the destruction of property and animal abuse.

Stann doesn't have that problem.

Brian Stann.

Not a 15 yo boy. If you know how, come visit.

With your boys, and your girls.

A very modest bad mother fucker

Imagine how trivial MMA would be to someone who went through something like that. Having the skill and determination to excel while also knowing with 100% confidence that anything you face will not be worse than what you've already survived makes for a dangerous man.

I remember in a pre fight interview back in his WEC days he said "I will have my victory". His focus and look of pure no fucking around was scary.

He got his victory.

And they milked the shit out of it in his active fighting career.

I remember in a recent season of Ultimate Fighter there was that guy who was an instructor in the Army. The guy he was fighting said something like "if we fought on the streets I'd beat the shit out of you". The guy laughed and said " you are lucky we are fighting in [the cage]. I was in the army. I'm a trained killer." Like seriously you can say you're a better fighter than a guy in the military but don't assume they wouldn't win on the streets.

Personally I'd like to see a dissertation on father-daughter relations in the era of the War on Terror

... but muh meemz...

Geez guys, he only said he wasn't sure where the humor was. No need to tear the poor man down.

You obviously know everything so why even read the internet? Go outside and teach the world all of your knowledge, my boy!!

Yeah, pretty much. You're a worthless scum. And you know it, too.

Hope you have a worse 2016 than last year. Good bye.