How does Trump feel about these bags?

 

 

 

Listen folks, these bags are going to make picking up dog shit great again. It's gonna be great. Its gonna be really great. We can't sit here and be political correct any longer, its ruining the country. These bags are truly amazing.We used to be number one in dog poop bags, but not anymore folks.

My only complaint is that the bags are biodegradable and are recyclable -- and liberals say it will be good for the environment. But that is a hoax made up by the Chinese. Despite that I will give these bags an A+.

My first act as President will be to immediately ban all entry into the United States for people not possessing a valid Donald Trump Dog Poop Bag.

P.S. My hands are actually bigger than that.

Sincerely,

Donald J. Trump

 

 

Since we all know that Trump likes to sue, I have to say this is 100% fiction and Trump does not endorse this product in any way.