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On Obama
“An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud"
On his daughter
“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
On Diet Coke
“I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”
On his opponents
“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”