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Tickets for the derby (self.reddevils)

vetrushka が 投稿

Hi guys,

I just learned that I will be in Burton over the weekend during the derby. I've never been to a game at Old Trafford and was wondering if you knew of some ways to get a ticket or two for the game on such a short notice. Thanks a lot!

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[–]D1794Viva Ronaldo 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

You have absolutely no chance unless you want to pay about 5x face value (thats if you actually manage to find someone selling some)

[–]ihatelettuce2Mata 8ポイント9ポイント  (8子コメント)

Yeah just go to Old Trafford, tickets should be available at the stadium for £20 each, don't think there will be many people at the game.

[–]vetrushka[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cool, do you want me to get one for you too?

[–]Cntz_be_like -1ポイント0ポイント  (6子コメント)

Why do you have to troll.

[–]SeasickSykesBarthez 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

Because OP's question was beyond unrealistic, it's the derby, the most sought after tickets of the season, you aint getting any now unless you're forking out lots of money or have a mate who drops out who has a ST.

[–]vetrushka[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I've been a fan since '98, I know which games are popular or not. I was just looking for help, not jokes.

[–]SeasickSykesBarthez 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wasn't having a go, no one can deny it'd be unrealsitc to get derby tickets this late.

[–]vetrushka[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah no worries no man, my comment was more about the top comment.

[–]Cntz_be_like 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I still dont understand why people have to troll about it? Just a fucking normal answer would do.

[–]TheGhostOfBabyOscarClub & Country 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The first step will be to spy on a person who actually has a ticket for the game and learn everything about him/her. All his/her mannerisms and the way he/she walks and speaks (you'll have to impersonate the person to perfection).

Second step will be to kill that person and make a mold of his face in order to manufacture a mask that will go on yours.

Third and final step: on match day go to the stadium as if nothing happened, enjoy the match with a nice fresh pint. Do NOT forget to wear the mask though.

Typo