Bets are on....v Don't mess with the BL Gods

[Eveleivibe]

First of a this thred is being created for a joke n the name of light-hearted fun.

As has become know I've frequently familiarised myself with recent lock-up dimoown pit - Banville. We'll call the slag heap near by La Infracto.

If I was to commit crimes against fellow cohabiters of Bluelight or the Bluelight Gods against my stint in the pit will be two weeks n I've an immense fear of being buried alive by La infracto.

Bets are on when the next stint will be (I know **** all about odds so I'll make it up)

In a day - £1000
In a week - £100
In a month - £10
In 6 months - £5
In a year - £1
Never (from now on I'll be Bluelight's angel n will eventually become a godness) £0.
Permaban £1million

Getting betting

Please remember its only meant to be in the spirit of fun (I'm trying to learn to laugh at myself n not take life so seriously).

Evey

[Sammy G]

You should be banned for this fucking thread alone.

[Eveleivibe]

Ah thank you. I never put "perma ban" I'll include that now ;)

Edit: it's only a thread to poke fun at myself n have a laugh with people. Someone once told me I take life way too seriously. So this is me doing the opposite n having a laugh. It's not harming anyone in any way. Right BRB!

Evey

[sirfoxey]

agreed ^^^

[ScotchMist]

I can make it happen in a day if anyone wants to put a bet in, split the grand 80/20 in my favour. You can get in on this action too Evey of your short of cash at the mintue :D

[Eveleivibe]

*Glares at Scotchy!+

You know know what happens when a wild dog has its mussle removed after three-months, right :D
*shows sharp teeth*

hahahahaha

Evey

[ScotchMist]

Threatening behavior towards another member.. Reported, 1 pont... :p

[Eveleivibe]

Grrrrrrrrrr *chases Scotchy around Modvilke, showing teeth n growls*

Hahahaha

Evey

[keeping]

'werk', ha

[Raasyvibe]

You should be banned for this fucking thread alone.

I think the idea for this thread was stolen from my Mod bettings (http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/741354-Mod-Bettings-Are-Off-Welcome-Scotch-Mist?highlight=Bettings) thread.

...in the same way her Internet meet thread, was taken from my own Internet meet-up thread (http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/707671-Internet-meet-up-stories).




You gotta admire the girl's thinking though. If you've got nothing decent to say... Best copy Raas!

[Eveleivibe]

Put this on the Gibberings thread for a laugh.... Removed posts yesterday in strop so thought I'd re-insert this back here to serve derailing the Gibs thread and having a herd of greyhounds chasing me baiting for blood :D

Please note this is only humour..................


You're depressed and a failure go on take some more codeine.... and have another bottle of wine too...

but... but mayb.....



What???? YOU THINK YOU CAN OVERCOME ME???? Don't forget you're depressed... You can't exercise... you've no energy!

Oh I guess you're right *sigh...* I'll go back to bed....


That's right go back to bed.... and have some more self pity that's it wallow in it, it's good for you, y'know comforting n stuff... That what you need, you know it, everyone knows it....

Maybe if I tried, just tried to exerci.....


What???? When you're so depressed.... NO get yourslef a botlle of wine dumb down the pain. Misery need company y'know...

I think I'll try, just try.....

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Yes that was ace, bloody ace I feel accccccccceeeee.... WOW I'd forgotten how that felt....


It's just a placebo affect. You'll be depressed tomorrow.... you'll have no energ....

GET BACK IN YOUR BOX EVELIEIVBE!!!! You negative, drama-queen, attention seeking clod, you!!!!! There's only ONE vibe and that's MAGNEVIBE.... back in the world of fitness, positive, feeling good, endorphin-rush n tomorrow I'll feel the DOMS..... ahhhhhh we, in the fitness industry, we love DOMS, we love the pain because we know that our muscles have micro-tears and are going to get stronger the more we work out, we know that energy breeds energy and positive breeds positivity and ace breeds ace....


I won't let.... You'll need me again soon.... You know you need my toxic energy, you feed off it, you....

You, EVELIEVIBE, were my nemesis; the evil and negative side of MaGnEtIc ViBrAtIoNs, of me... you get back in your box and you, you jolly well let peace prevail, PLUR <3 n all that malarky.... Oh and you're on ignore!!!!!


But I want to talk about my day fir....

Do you not know about forum etequette? Talking about your day bores and disrupts the forum you ATTENTION SEEKER... You're on ignore!!!!


waaaaa *begins evetrum* GOODBYE.... FOREVER!!!!


"The user, Evelievibe, is placed on your ignore list... "

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Oh Sorry everyone I was errrrrr.... was errrrr..... was just uhummm.... errr having a conversation with myself! Hello ;)

Evey :)

[koneko]

Who are the BL Gods?

Is it not just a server sitting in an office in Amsterdam?

Yeh, there is an owner, staff, techies, admin etc - but really they're not gods just lovely people trying to do a the right thing and give up a lot of their own time.

As a community of users we have responsibilities and duties to fulfil to keep the ball rolling and do the right thing too. The ethos of Harm Reduction at BL is key.

ps: I've seen at that office ;)

[Eveleivibe]

BL staff know I love then n am only kidding ;)

Evey

[Sammy G]

Who are the BL Gods?

Me.

[Eveleivibe]

I think the idea for this thread was stolen from my Mod bettings (http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/741354-Mod-Bettings-Are-Off-Welcome-Scotch-Mist?highlight=Bettings) thread.

...in the same way her Internet meet thread, was taken from my own Internet meet-up thread (http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/707671-Internet-meet-up-stories).




You gotta admire the girl's thinking though. If you've got nothing decent to say... Best copy Raas!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh..... I've only just noticed this....

mmmmmm Evey ALWAYS has something to say :)

It may be narcissistic, self-obsessed and annoy / bore the ***** out of the forum :D , but nonetheless, there's always to be said in Eveyland....

Also - I wouldn't dream of copying your "Internet Meets thread" ;) I simply made a 2015 version..... that's all :p

Evey

[Bearlove]

Is there subtitles or a version in English?

[koneko]

http://implode.scoutserve.co.uk/implode1.jpg

[Allein]

Hilarious ...

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