On the toilet I most love to...?

[Eveleivibe]

Well here are your options

* shit (it's like an orgasm as that soft, brown sausage(s) squeezes through the side cliffs of assphoria.

* piss (awh the relief as one feels n hears the sissing of the water pouring out of utensils, flowing down Mt Urineh.

*pleasuring (the burning hot passion buzzing through the body as I'm at myself, going faster than L Christie in the 100 metres, the partner has nothing on the hand as I enjoy my intense adventure at hotel TheHandyOrgasm

*Drugs (drug-taking is nothing without the dirty pleasure of 'rock-fishing' or powder-sivving' after first throwing the 'peddles' in the 'water' to see if they swim or sink - at lake theshitter

*reading (nothing better than reading whilst taking part in a good ass-scratch sesh or a 'told in the hole' quick fumble before the erruption of 'lava n rocks' descending from theUpSideDownVolcano

*other (pleade provide description preferably with comic-value for shits n piddles.

Evey

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Verily, ye are a 3FuckinPissMonster...

[mydrugbuddy]

LOL, What are you like Evey? That post was possibly tmi even for the most open minded, tolerant and non-judgemental of members, even if it was meant to be a joke thread and not taken seriously. Is it a big "FUCK YOU" to all the people who have been informed about your posts on here and are judging you for it. In that case good on you. People sticking their beaks in where they aren't wanted deserve to have them burnt.

[Fug]

I'd say shitting ranks first (btw I believe it's poophoria, not assphoria) but then tinder swiping comes a close second.

[Urbain]

What a shitty thread.

[SquidInSunglasses]

What a shitty thread.

Now that's just taking the piss.

[Sprout]

This thread stinks and I can't help but have a moan 'ere.

[Eveleivibe]

LOL, What are you like Evey? That post was possibly tmi even for the most open minded, tolerant and non-judgemental of members, even if it was meant to be a joke thread and not taken seriously. Is it a big "FUCK YOU" to all the people who have been informed about your posts on here and are judging you for it. In that case good on you. People sticking their beaks in where they aren't wanted deserve to have them burnt.

Don't be ridiculous. Bob F recently did a thread similar to this n it was a big hit lol. Lighten up n have a laugh thanks though lol

What a shitty thread.

Now that's just taking the piss.

hahahaha that's more like it

Verily, ye are a 3FuckinPissMonster...

hahahaha nutta

Evey

[Fug]

can we flush this now?

[Eveleivibe]

What a shitty thread.

can we flush this now?

Depends on what ye wanting to flush innit ;£ another man's shit is another man's treasure n all that

I vote FUBAR opens his own agony-uncle sex thread. Who's up for this? Let's avoid (how to put this delicately) iundortunate piercings to sausage questions wh

Disclaimer: this is a joke n NOT to be ttaken seriously.

Evey

[Urbain]

Can we please correct the typo on the thread title. How you've missed it is beyond me.

[Fug]

Depends on what ye wanting to flush innit ;£ another man's shit is another man's treasure n all that
Evey

wise words.

let it float/stick/sink forever.

[Sprout]

This thread stinks and I can't help but have a moan 'ere.

You can all fuck off until you appreciate my ammonia joke.
Like seriously. Fuck you all.

[Fug]

i still don't get it.

[SquidInSunglasses]

You can all fuck off until you appreciate my ammonia joke.
Like seriously. Fuck you all.

I must be wrecked, I missed that entirely. Gonna go put on the labcoat of shame now.

[F.U.B.A.R.]

You can all fuck off until you appreciate my ammonia joke.
Like seriously. Fuck you all.

It was good, until you had to explain it

[Eveleivibe]

This thread stinks and I can't help but have a moan 'ere.

hahahaha I obly just noticed tgat when ye said it was thinking what does he wanna go moaning on a toiletthread for?

I came to tge conclusion you were thinking 'moan n flush it away' type thing.

"A moan ere" hahahaha

Evey

[One Thousand Words]

Trimming ones pubes
Checking for bowel cancer
Planning the day ahead

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I quite like to roger my bottom with the toilet brush whilst pissing in my mouth. That takes skill and dedication I can assure you.

[Eveleivibe]

I quite like to roger my bottom with the toilet brush whilst pissing in my mouth. That takes skill and dedication I can assure you.

hahahahahaha

I quite like fingering the ol' ole it's enjoyable at first but it soon turns to shit

Evey

[F.U.B.A.R.]

hahahahahaha

I quite like fingering the ol' ole it's enjoyable at first but it soon turns to shit

Evey

Heh, good one..


(Can I watch?)

[Eveleivibe]

Yea I'll squirt the shit in a cup for when you make the nurses coffees

Evey

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I see,
the 3,
has had an effect on thee,
and made ya duuurty,
As it did to me

[MilzyWilzy]

Nowt better than having a grand old turd.

I like the smell of mine and when I wipe my ass, I love looking at the toilet paper with the smears of shit covering it.

It's very satisfying.

[Jackal]

In the bathroom, I find my muse, or she finds me.


It's where things resolve themselves.