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[–]Triggerbee [スコア非表示]  (32子コメント)

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I do know that some people have fart fetishes so that one might actually happen.

[–]DarthHonkey [スコア非表示]  (27子コメント)

Brazilians seem to really be into it.

[–]Triggerbee [スコア非表示]  (18子コメント)

Brazil is Japan-tier when it comes to producing somewhat fucked up fetish porn

[–]Madjin [スコア非表示]  (17子コメント)

Brazil has the largest population of Japanese people outside of Japan, so that may be why.

[–]Wert688Sucked the mod's dick for flair [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Huh, TIL.

[–]Crxssroad [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I wonder why.

[–]CaptainJingo [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Damn, I was about to say that. But yeah, it's because Brazil was the only place open to Japanese expats during the shitty period of post-WWII Japan. Japanese Brazilians are all but disowned by their ancestral homeland.

[–]Triggerbee [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Holy shit you were right, You might be on to something.

[–]LookUpDontOverlook [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

Masaka!? Chikusho! Sore o shattodaun!

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    [–]slapstick34 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    That many??

    [–]lakeweed [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    2girls1cup>>>

    [–]guisilvano [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

    That's some bullshit right there.

    [–]DarthHonkey [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

    Why? It's true, it's like their favorite thing. They are a bunch of fart porn lovers.

    [–]cleganedog [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    I'm Brazilian and have never heard about this.

    [–]DarthHonkey [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Just accept your fart fetish and you will be free.

    [–]AngryWatchmaker [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Brazilian fart porn has been a joke ever since brazil got internet

    [–]EmperorSofa [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Ah yes the old days of SWAP.avi. Dark times back then.

    [–]qdhcjv [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    some people

    Sure, dude

    [–]Messerchief [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Same with fantasizing about one eating an entire ice cream cake. Fat fetishists and stuffers would absolutely 100% be into that.

    [–]PenileContortionist [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Friend of yours?

    [–]34Heartstach [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Dammit, Randy.

    [–]Two_bears_high_fivin [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

    This feels like one of those 4chan threads: "What are the best buzzfeed sexts /b/?"

    Gender is a social construct.

    [–]paulooze [スコア非表示]  (30子コメント)

    Those are not even sexts, right? Or I dont really know what sext is :(.

    [–]Matthew_L [スコア非表示]  (14子コメント)

    They aren't. They're things that whiny special snowflakes would like to hear.

    [–]Class_not_swag_girls [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

    Especially the one about eating an entire ice cream cake being sexual in nature. No surprise there though.

    [–]TheSllenderman [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

    I mean everything is a fetish if you search hard enough.

    [–]Messerchief [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

    /r/stuffers /r/stuffersgonewild

    It isn't even that obscure of a fetish, but some people are into liquid bloats and others into stuffing with food.

    [–]TheSllenderman [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

    Those are gonna stay blue.

    [–]PiRedLlama [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    It's nothing weird. Just fat chicks. And skinny chicks pretending to be fat.

    [–]TheFuzzyPickler [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    skinny chicks pretending to be fat.

    You can't "pretend to" be fat. Don't you know that weight is a social construct like gender and gravity?

    [–]memecannon [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Yeah, but we all know these were just written by glutinous, shameless slobs in some kind of attempt to sexualize their sad existence.

    [–]Razza_Clarke [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    search up Sploshing and the ice cream cake could be a lot more sexual than you think.

    [–]fourthwallcrisis [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    "I wish I could gorge myself on whatever I want, swell to 200lbs and still be found attractive."

    Otherwise known as, having their ice cream cake and eating it, too.

    [–]gothgirl420666 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    You realize this is a joke right? The joke is that podcasts and ice cream cakes arent sexy. This isnt even subtle or multi layered its just basic humor jesus

    [–]postingcrap [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Not really though, because they'd label anyone that says them a creepy perv.

    [–]Crxssroad [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I think Rule 34 pretty much guarantees that anything can be sexualized so perhaps they are.

    Are they good sexts?

    Heavens no.

    [–]Itsapocalypse [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    It's part of a tumblr trend of labeling mundane agreements as sexts. I guess it's supposed to be.. Funny?

    [–]probablyhrenrai [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    I thought that a "sext" was a "sexually-explicit message," generally a picture. If it's going to be an actual text message, I'd expect something pretty darn suggestive, something that you'd be embarrassed as all hell if your family saw it.

    "I'm going to like your facebook" has literally nothing to do with sex. Buzzfeed is just explosively spewing their agenda onto the internet again.

    [–]theburgergoblin [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Whats the agenda? to say all these texts should be considered sexual and not run for the fucking hills if someone sends you this nonsense?

    [–]paulooze [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    So I was not wrong! Thanks!

    [–]nobody1793 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    You don't get horny at the thought of eating an entire ice cream cake?

    [–]NotMyFinalAccount [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Im pretty sure cake is sex to most fatties

    [–]wOlfLisK [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    A sext doesn't have to be a picture. However, the only ones that are even close to a sext would be 10, 16 and 6, all of which are only sexts when there's some really strange kinks in the relationship.

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      [–]Twistervtx [スコア非表示]  (15子コメント)

      I'm confident in saying they only added that ice cream cake part because 90% of the BuzzFeed faculty eats one on a daily basis.

      [–]TigerclawCommander [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

      More than one.

      [–]ClintHammerSmart Guy [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

      actually I get the impression that buzzfeed staff are all hipsters who hate buzzfeed readers, and generate content in much the same way an AI program like subreddit simulator does

      [–]TheFuzzyPickler [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

      That would almost make me not hate Buzzfeed.

      [–]ClintHammerSmart Guy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      You should still absolutely hate Buzzfeed, but Clickbait is the game, the contributors are the players.

      Seriously though Buzzfeed has pretty much just invented a formula for making money

      [–]kidblue672 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

      Yeah I feel like there's a lot of funny people that have come out of working there and they just don't enjoy the content they had to put out

      [–]hahatrees [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      flair checks out

      [–]BreathManuallyNow [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      I know someone buzzfeed employees. I always make fun of them about clickbait but they defend buzzfeed by saying that they do actually put out real journalism, it's just that not as many people click on those kinds of articles.

      [–]betateb [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      My mom works at buzzfeed can confirm.

      [–]MightyGamera [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      /r/fellowcatladies

      [–]TheBoxingDandy[S] [スコア非表示]  (33子コメント)

      Full List: http://i.imgur.com/kwPU83C.jpg

      [–]hiiemmarco [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

      These are ridiculous...

      The ones about eating make it sound like they have one of those feeding fetishes, and isn't fetishising people for how they look wrong according to feminism?

      Also the ones that have nothing to do with food are just bad. The only one I'd consider sending to my girlfriend is the dog one tbh.

      [–]WarrenHarding [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

      Do you think this is not a joke article or something? You are making yourself look stupider than the article itself by taking it seriously

      [–]WarOnErrorism [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

      Yeah I'm not sure how everyone here isn't fucking embarrassed thinking these were meant to be serious.

      [–]dkinmn [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Way to be the only rational people in this thread.

      [–]Sandurz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      This whole thread is absurd and exactly why I hate so much of this g d website. How this goofy list of texts very obviously not meant to be actual serious sexts could EVER turn into classic Reddit feminist bashing is a perfect example of how little self awareness the people on this site whose main hobby is shitting on the ever present SJW boogeyman have.

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        [–]Whales96 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

        I think they're hilarious. One is just picture of a sandwich.

        [–]iwasannon [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

        This list is totally accurate, it is well known that human beings communicate by showering each other with complements and favors.

        Also, only like 2 of these are sexts.

        [–]TheBoxingDandy[S] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        I completely agree. Nothing gets me going more than a picture of a sandwich with no context

        [–]AlmostHelpless [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

        18 I'm taking you out. The new dress I bought you is at home. Meet me at the park at 6 so we can seize the means of production.

        [–]DeweyCheatem-n-Howe [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

        Holy shit the emote one (7)...

        approaches you very slowly

        pushes your hair behind your ears

        rests my hand on your thigh

        asks if you want to get donuts

        That's textbook cringe... only thing it needs is a *awkwardly starts to speak... "I... just, like, really think you're cute and stuff" *blushes and turns away awkwardly

        [–]stickied [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

        Over/under on Grace Spelman's BMI is set at 29...

        [–]UnbowedUncuckedFreedom Fighter [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

        She looks quite normal on her Instagram. I think she's more one of those sheltered middle-class girls who think "gender is a social construct" is something a normal person would say, rather than a full-on legbeard.

        [–]rbnstl [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        legbeard

        Love it.

        [–]Dr_Insomnia [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

        A normal person can say "gender is a social construct"... they just don't do it when trying to get someone else horny.

        What if she wrote this article as a joke?

        [–]Obi-Tron_Kenobi [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

        That last sext on the list is a picture of a sandwich. The whole thing is presented as a joke, but I'm not sure if the she actually believes these are sexy.

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          [–]starm4nn [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

          #14 is actually kinda hot.

          [–]CrazyGrape [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

          I can't help but read 8 in a sarcastic tone. It's super specific.

          [–]Dunkcity239 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

          Number 9 doesn't sound too bad

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            [–]AZachOfTheClones [スコア非表示]  (39子コメント)

            Who the fuck has candlelit sex listening to podcasts? Furthermore, what podcasts could possibly be good for fucking? I feel all the ones I have on my phone would ruin it for one reason or another.

            [–]DuckDAWG [スコア非表示]  (20子コメント)

            That one really made me scratch my head. I was laughing my ass off though.

            [–]Trinkem [スコア非表示]  (13子コメント)

            Nothing sets the mood quite like Bill Burr screaming about whatever has him riled today!

            [–]ComedicPause [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

            LAAAAAAAAAAAADIES

            [–]Dunkcity239 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            You about to cum yet? I'mmmmm just checkin in on ya

            [–]VacuumShark [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust checkin' in on ya

            [–]1234whospunk [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

            I like Bill Burr. I don't like Bill Burr (or anyone for that matter) enough to listen to him bullshit and rant about whatever crosses his mind that day. My roommate tried forcing me to listen to that shit on our drive to work. I don't get it.

            [–]Trinkem [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            Really depends for me! Some days I love it, and some days i go and listen to something else 👍🏻

            [–]Dunkcity239 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            I enjoy it. I usually listen to it at work. I work by myself for the most part so listening to him ramble on gives me a sensible chuckle and helps pass the time

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              [–]Bufudyne43 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              https://youtu.be/Iv8hEv_u_Bs

              [–]Scublly [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              "let's plough ahead here"

              [–]facepalm_guy [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

              turns on Alex Jones radio show

              [–]DuckDAWG [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

              That would be so hot! just imagine all the theories!

              [–]facepalm_guy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              Nothing gets me harder than subterranean reptoid conspiracies.

              [–]PiRedLlama [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              "I... I... I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS!"

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                [–]makeshiftreaper [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                If the smooth sounds of hot saucerman and Jeffrey Characterwheaties don't get your rocks off then what will?

                [–]eigenvectors [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

                You... you all realise that they're all jokes, right?

                [–]WarrenHarding [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

                How are people THIS fucking dense?

                [–]dkinmn [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                They're very proud of being idiots, that's how.

                Edit:. Expanding. There's no penalty for being a stupid dude on the internet, and there's barely any in real life. The SJWW community is way worse than the SJWs they hate. The anti-PC crowd is way worse than the PC crowd. These morons looking for cringe worthy shit and acting like bullies (notice that only fat ugly women can want ice cream cake, meanwhile these clowns can have their idiotic bacon culture), and so on. Morons.

                [–]BiasedBullsFan [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Bill Burr podcast

                [–]funkadunkalunk [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Well it was an obvious joke (much like the entire post), so nobody does.

                [–]Luigimario280 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                I mean I would just turn on the jarcast and fuck to some pussy diahreea cringe

                [–]LegitInkling [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Is it possible to goatse yourself so hard that you enter another dimension?

                [–]Whales96 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                The Bill Burr podcast is a pretty good background for sex

                [–]AloeRP [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                I don't know, listening to Todd Glass get confused about what volume he wants the trumpet at kind of sexually excited me.

                [–]trombonekid [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Idk, I wouldn't mind a night of passionate love making while listening to U Talkin' U2 to Me?

                [–]CocoaShabazz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Just started listening to Maddox, I'd fuck with his voice in the background.

                [–]Stivoki [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                There's the Barry Lewis and Stewart Ashen podcast that they do every so often that I actually enjoy.

                [–]IVIaskerade [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                what podcasts could possibly be good for fucking?

                Monstercat Podcast is pretty good.

                [–]GODDDDD [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Doesn't Garrison Keillor get you going?

                [–]spicybois [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

                Nothing turns me on more than the idea that gender is a social construct.

                [–]benoliver999 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                It's like looking at a vagina and contemplating the abyss.

                [–]I_done_a_plop-plop [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Admit it, you do that anyway. That yearning, that compulsive abyss.

                [–]Dunkcity239 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Did you just assume my social construct?

                [–]Dualitizer [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

                10 is actually easy. You can find someone like that on reddit.

                r/Gainers I'm sorry for exposing people to this cancer.

                [–]jackson677 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Jesus fucking Christ it's so bad, there was a story someone posted that actually said the word "fleek" and I now want to hang myself

                [–]MaidenHeav3n [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                Actually, r/stuffers. Gainers is apparently more muscle as opposed to fat

                [–]PiRedLlama [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Gainers looks to be mostly fat to me. Stuffers is about the belly bulge after a large meal. Even if it is fake.

                [–]LuminalGrunt2 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                Something is wrong with those people what the fuck

                [–]MakingBadDecisions [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                I'm pretty sure I got that exact first sext from an ex who was into farts. 0/10 did not love to get

                [–]IFE-Antler-Boy [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

                I'm pretty sure this is Buzzfeed being mildly self aware and making fun of itself. It does that from time to time.

                [–]Canduff [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                You're correct, does seem like this entire thread is full of people either think this is /r/funny or have autism severe enough to not realise this is blatant satire.

                [–]SteelxSaint [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Satire, in this sense, can be hard to detect online--this definitely falls under Poe's Law--so I wouldn't call those that didn't pick up on it "severely autistic". That's unnecessary.

                That being said, it seemed like satire right off the bat. I have no idea how a "journalist", no matter how sane or insane, would relate any of these things to turn-ons for most people. "Gender is a social construct" just seems way too out there for this type of post; even if it is a belief they push in a lot of their content, it just screams self-awareness and joking about themselves.

                Or we could be wrong, and maybe the writer actually was trying to push a piece about anything being sexy. Who the fuck knows; BuzzFeed is flaming-hot garbage.

                [–]starm4nn [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                /r/clickholeorbuzzfeed

                [–]Markmywordsone [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                "Girl, I'm stuck at work and can't bare to think about you farting without me, why don't you blow one of those bad boys into a piece of tupperware and save it in the fridge for when I get home!"

                [–]king_of_the_pygmies [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                JOKE

                IT'S A JOKE

                THEY'RE ALL JOKES

                JESUS AUTISMO CHRIST

                [–]TJJMDK [スコア非表示]  (16子コメント)

                literally no one here knows that it's sarcastic... do you guys even have friends

                [–]CarnageV1 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                To be fair, BuzzFeed is such literal trash that it's really hard to tell sometimes.

                [–]COUCHESCOUCHESCOUCHE [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                It's extremely obvious, everyone in here is just retarded.

                [–]SlightlyAmbiguous [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

                Lol it's literally just a thread of people taking it seriously, having it spelled out to them that it obviously isn't serious, and then backtracking "Well it isn't funny anyway!!!" It's bewildering

                [–]TJJMDK [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                i think i've come to realize that this sub is filled with the same neckbeards that used to be the "oh my gawd so randum XD" type, but they realized that they were being cringy so now they try too hard to distance themselves from anything that might be considered cringy even if it is a joke.

                [–]funkadunkalunk [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                How are people this oblivious? How do you read "Gender is a social construct" and still think it's supposed to be serious? Jesus christ, this site sometimes.

                [–]_fn_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                the cringe is the failed attempt at humor.

                [–]ClintHammerSmart Guy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                /r/ComedyCemetery is all attempts at humor and it is mostly cringe. You might be a bit too serious

                [–]sawasdee [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                But where's the humor? It being sarcastic doesn't change the fact that it's still very cringy.

                [–]TJJMDK [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                but that's not even what i'm getting at.

                im pointing out the fact that everyone here is taking it so seriously.

                [–]Crxssroad [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

                If this were the onion, maybe, but Buzzfeed doesn't have a history of satirical content, much less quality content so believing this is a serious article isn't an unwarranted assumption.

                [–]TJJMDK [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                so you need a website to tell you that it's satirical for you to realize that it's fucking satirical?

                [–]Crxssroad [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                The tone of your reply implies you're choosing not to understand.

                Either this is satire or it was written by an idiot. The context it was published in(Buzzfeed) does not imply it was satire. Buzzfeed isn't clever. It's clickbaity. No a text does not have have to say it's satire, that would defeat the purpose, but this list had no message at all other than its cringeyness. Since when is that satire? Since when is it irony?

                If this was a joke, it was poorly executed.

                In conclusion, this was written by an idiot.

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                  [–]unfeathered [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Do you guys really not understand that this is supposed to be a joke? And by that I don't mean that it's funny, because it isn't, and Buzzfeed is cancer. But still, I can detect sarcasm when I see it.

                  [–]EnderWyatt [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Actually, if I heard "Heynong Man!" during sex, I'd probably cum immediately

                  [–]Lostwingman07 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Wait, wtf podcasts are these people thinking of.

                  [–]ElQuackers [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Just fuck off buzzfeed

                  [–]Alexwalled [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  gender is a social construct

                  can be born the wrong gender

                  [–]nuesuh [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  These aren't even sexts.. (unless you both love poop..)

                  [–]xXxSmokeDawg420xXx [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                  Y'all are weird, this is pretty funny.

                  [–]reddit_is_filth [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  But it's so, so very

                  ░▒▓P R O G R E S S I V E !

                  [–]UnbowedUncuckedFreedom Fighter [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  The sad thing is, some poor confused young beta nu-male is going to read this and actually think sending a woman "Gender is a social construct" on Tinder or POF is actually a good idea... or that liking all of someone's pictures on Facebook in one go isn't pretty much universally considered a pretty desperate/creepy thing to do.

                  [–]LavaMeteor [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  does the writer of this article have a shit fetish or something

                  [–]MORTIFIEDONUTS [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  THOSE ARE FETISHES. I have nothing against people being into whatever weird sexual fart party they might be into but don't try to make yourself some type of social hero. Sjw's are cancer.

                  [–]DCanonAttempted to stump the Trump; has not succeeded [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Why are buzzfeed and feminists in general so obsessed with using scatological wording and phrases, like they want women to be disgusting and fat, why, whats so funny about eating a whole ice cream cake, thats something and extremely depressed person would do

                  [–]JuliaDD [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Guys, guys, this is meant to be tongue-in-cheek. Not surprising this sub doesn't understand humour.

                  [–]scarsAndFlames [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  #1 is super creepy

                  [–]obeytrafficlights [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Buzzfeed, the TMZ of the internet.

                  [–]IChawt [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Do they know what a 'sext' is, there's nothing sexual about not wanting someone to fear defecating in another's bathroom

                  [–]MyrmecDegenerate [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  I agree with the "Gender is a social construct" one. That means that the idea ephemeral and meaningless, so stop insisting everyone use special words for you. You were most likely born with a hole or a peg.

                  [–]Haumea_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Help me

                  [–]NeverGilded [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  People have sex to podcasts? How do they split their attention?

                  [–]FluffyMcSquiggles [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  If you have sex while listening to a podcast, you probably aren't going to be listening to it at all...

                  [–]nouakchott1 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

                  [–]mpprog [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  People (allegedly) turned on by the "gender is a social construct" one are really just enamoured with their own sense of self-worth. It's self-righteousness to the nth degree. It's value signalling to a mirror.

                  [–]kefefs [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Let's light some candles and have sex to your favorite podcast

                  Yep, what I really want to hear during sex is that redheaded fuck stumbling his way through advertisements and viewer emails

                  [–]Andnox [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Oh yeah eat that ice cake you sexy glob!

                  [–]trashforbrains1 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  God why, I know people who like buzzfeed articles they say it's a "good read" I can't believe people make this trash.

                  [–]Lmaq6 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Better*

                  [–]The_M4G [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  That hyphenation bothers me on a primal level.

                  [–]moomoocat5 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Hey girl, just wanted to let you know that gender is a social construct.

                  [–]lenswipe [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Uuuhhhhh...

                  [–]sorenion [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Kill me slowly

                  [–]excaliboor [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  She publicly shamed a guy for harassing her

                  [–]mw3haha [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Come check out /r/SavedYouAClick

                  [–]BlackFireEditionMeme Master [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Yeah I would really like having sex while listening to a bear, pig and alien talk about youtube

                  [–]ParanoidAlaskan [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Buzzfeed needs to go the way of Gawker. It's retardation singularity is getting bigger.

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