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[–]prospectiveusmc -3 points-2 points-1 points  (3 children)
Nice subtle racism bro
Yeah let's compare gang bangers and criminals to people who swore a fucking oath to uphold the law. Yeah let's take away from the conversation about unarmed police killings by bringing up black people killing other black people.
[–]smookykins 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
Blacks commit 52% of the murders while being 13% of the population, and 42% of the police killings while being less than 30% of police shootings, and less than 10% are unarmed when shot by police.
You're the racist for thinking blacks are innocent victims when they bring it upon themselves by gleefully being criminals in order to be "cool".
[–]prospectiveusmc -2 points-1 points0 points  (1 child)
So cases like this, where an unarmed black man following police instructions to a tee (while trying to calm down his autistic patient) who was shot by the police is justified to you? He brought it upon himself?
Unarmed police killings have been happening in the black community tracing back to the fucking watts riots. I can literally bring up hundreds cases of unarmed killings of BLACK people. Cases that never made it to national news circuits. Can you do the same with whites? And you know what makes me laugh? The fact you think black men join gangs because it's cool to them. That level of ignorance shows just how far removed you are from the violence and plight of men in the inner-city.
Miss me with your faux- intellectual bullshit.
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