So guess what? I just found out I'm a royal blue beta and have been for decades!

It's okay though. My mom took care of me for 20 years and my first wife for another 5. Heck, I was even able to re-marry, and I know this one wont leave cause she's been taking care of me for almost 10 years now.

I love it. I don't have to drive anywhere cause my wife gets motion sick in the passenger seat. I don't have to worry about laundry, or supper, or even buying my own clothes. I even get to just sit and watch TV during tax season! How awesome is that!

I don't tell many people this, but you guys seem really nice so here it is; my wife and I don't have very much sex anymore. We had a really hard time conceiving our first daughter and an even harder time getting the second. We actually had to pay money to the doctors to have them help fertilize my wifes eggs. I have to say I was pretty happy when I found out we could stop having sex everyday during her "ideal" time. It was really a lot of effort and got extremely boring. And the session at the doctor was pretty interesting, I got to go into a room and they had magazines and a TV with porn on it! Let's just say I've discovered a new activity after my wife and kids are in bed sleeping.

Since we're on the topic of kids, I'm so happy they ended up both being girls. I couldn't imagine having to take boys to sports. Hockey in the winter, soccer and baseball in the summer. I suppose if that were the case I could just drop them off, I'm sure there's other dads there able to show them how to do those things. As it is, my wife's able to take them to dance and gymnastics.

So, I've been feeling really tired lately and ended up going to the doctor. He did some blood work and he told me I needed to start taking Testosterone. Thankfully it's just a cream and not the needle version. That would have really sucked. So far its not too bad, though I'm getting lots of pimples and get really hot sometimes.

I'm ashamed to admit this. I ended up shouting and swearing and actually punched a hole in the wall! I don't know what happened! I was talking to my wife and suddenly we were fighting! Once I calmed down my wife had a great idea and she made me an appointment with her therapist. I actually quite enjoy talking to her, she's smart and asks me lots of questions about how I'm feeling. She even suggested my wife join us so we can talk through my problems together. I think this is going to help out a lot.

Oh! I almost forgot! I wanted to mention how I found out I was royal blue. Now I have to assume everyone at /r/askMRP knows about this, but just in case you don't, there are some hilarious books in a post called the Beginners Guide to MRP. I think it's in the sidebar on both /r/askMRP and /r/marriedredpill in case you forget to bookmark it. There's a couple in there that are really funny to read. I especially liked the ones listed under the Quick Review of Core Materials section. I just skimmed through them and I couldn't help laughing out loud when I saw one of them suggest I take a holiday by myself. Without my wife. That's so funny. I mean how would I do that?

Anyway, if you do end up reading stuff from that post, please tell me what parts you really enjoyed. I'd love to talk about that.

Um, I also came across something interesting on /r/marriedredpill. There's this crazy weekly thread called "Own Your Shit" (sorry!) and all these dumbass guys are posting things about "improving" themselves, lift weights and being all macho. Can you imagine? They must have something seriously wrong with themselves to be acting that way.

Well, I guess that's it for now. I can't wait to read your guys next post!