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[–]chiliponWA 85ポイント86ポイント  (7子コメント)

How dare you mods underestimate the excitement for the HIGHEST ENERGY PASTOR

[–]CantContheDonNJ 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

BASED

BLACK

PREACHER

MAN

[–]vstardudeFL 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

AKA BASED AMERICAN PREACHER MAN

[–]TRUMP-GENERALUSA[S] 42ポイント43ポイント  (3子コメント)

His energy literally cannot be contained

[–]lelpocalypsenowOK 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why contain it?

[–]jiujiujiuUSMC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No reason to ask why. It simply cannot be contained. There is no why.

[–]DickFeely 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

HIS LIT-ERNGY IS THE BEST, FOLKS

[–]qa2PA 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I CANT EAIT TO BE JESUSAFIED

[–]twodollazUSA 68ポイント69ポイント  (9子コメント)

You fucking degenerates had better act like you've got some sense when this man does his AMA. No Japanese cartoon porno and no swearing - he's a man of the cloth god damnit!

[–]VoteKlingonMI 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

he's a man of the cloth god damnit!

HEY!

[–]qa2PA 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

AND WEAR YOUR SUNDAY BEST GOD DAMNIT! THIS MANS A PASTOR!

oops.... I mean gosh darnit

[–]sandernista_4_TRUMPSC 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can I tell him that his eyes are dreamy? He really does have very nice eyes

[–]poldicer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

wait a minute...did people spam hentai or some weirdass shit during other AMAs in the past?

[–]idontthinksoredditISR 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Free world bro. I post whatever I want.

[–]goonsackMAGA 29ポイント30ポイント  (6子コメント)

MY ONLY REQUEST IS THAT ALL HIS RESPONSES BE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

[–]lordofthebeefUSA 14ポイント15ポイント  (5子コメント)

THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME HERE TONIGHT, THE_DONALD

[–]goonsackMAGA 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

[INTERNET YELLING]

[–]Trump_InDa_NorfARMY 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

TEN FEET HIGHER

[–]TheWallGrowsTaller 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

WE HAVE THE BEST WALLS FOLKS!!!

Trump's wall just got 10 feet higher! High Energy

Total height: 239000ft.

We are 90.53% of the distance to 50 miles high (264000ft)! 25000ft remaining.
NASA awards astronaut status for flights above 50 miles.


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[–]lordofthebeefUSA 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

HIS CAPS LOCK IS ALWAYS ON. IN FACT, HE JUST REMOVED THE BUTTON ENTIRELY.

[–]churm91FL 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This made me lol way harder than it should have!

[–]Mustang500hpWA 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

Together we will MAGA!!

[–]Trump_InDa_NorfARMY 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

NO BRAKES

[–]TrumpTrain-botUSA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

IT'S OFFICIAL! DONALD J. TRUMP IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY'S NOMINEE FOR PRESIDENT! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 100,000 MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 512,117,000 MPH!

That's 76.36509% of the speed of light (670,616,630 MPH)! Only 158,499,630 MPH left to go!

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[–]dispel_fictionGA 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm an atheist and Pastor Burns put the fear of God in me.

[–]lordofthebeefUSA 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

All the better. Let the world take in his magnificence.

[–]beartorusAZ 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whelp time to put my cap on and go MAGA instead.

[–]drdgaf 8ポイント9ポイント  (7子コメント)

BERN IT DOWN.

PASTOR MARK BURNS HILLARY CLINTON'S LIES TO THE GROUND.

NO REFUNDS NO TENDIES.

[–]DesarooniVA 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

NO TENDIES???? REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]Pepe_bot_MAGA 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

Tendies are hitting the floor! There's 254 tendies left on my plate. Also, /r/s4p stands for Shillary for Prison.

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[–]RealJackAnchorARMY 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

The bots never stop. I swear there's a new one every other week.

That said...

Ten feet higher!

Trigglypuff!

No brakes!

Hillary for prison!

Get that man a coat!

MAGA!

[–]TrigglyPuff_botUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OUT OF THIS CAMPUS!

TRIGGLYPUFF JUST GOT 10 POUNDS HEAVIER!

CURRENT WEIGHT: 17,230 POUNDS!

That's 86.15000% of the weight of one billion dollars in 100-dollar bills (20,000 lbs)! Only 2,770 lbs left to go!

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[–]TrumpTrain-botUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

IT'S OFFICIAL! DONALD J. TRUMP IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY'S NOMINEE FOR PRESIDENT! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 100,000 MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 513,617,000 MPH!

That's 76.58877% of the speed of light (670,616,630 MPH)! Only 156,999,630 MPH left to go!

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[–]TheWallGrowsTaller 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The illegals won't be able to nimbly navigate around this one.

Trump's wall just got 10 feet higher! High Energy

Total height: 239120ft.

We are 90.576% of the distance to 50 miles high (264000ft)! 24880ft remaining.
NASA awards astronaut status for flights above 50 miles.


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[–]trumpcoatbotUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A COAT! THATS 178,367 COATS HANDED OUT!

We are 73.87% of our goal to coat the 241,445 great people of Reno, Nevada. Lets make sure everyone gets a coat in the United States! For every Centipede a coat for every coat a Centipede!

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[–]HillsdaleMIGuyMI 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let more people get involved! Good idea. MAGA!

[–]BeastPunkNC 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

We love Pastor Burns!

[–]Rafafedkilla 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

ENERGY, SAY IT WITH ME "SHALL NEVER. SHALL NEVER. SHALL NEVER BE CONTAINED."

[–]TrashCatTMUSA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

HIGH ENERGY PASTOR!

[–]Yuri_Is_Master 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Based black pastor who understands the needs of Americans in his community.

[–]TRIGGERED_BY_CHALKGA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm glad for one the mods made this decision. I've seen some ama's overshadowed on this sub by a Trump rally sticked around the same time.

That being said....MODS/GODS!

[–]Excelsiordad 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

WALKING, TALKING, SHOUTING MEGAPHONE FOR CHRIST SEZ GET RIGHT YOU PIT OF VIPERS, MAGA AND VOTE FOR

DONALD

J

TRUMMMMMMMP!!!!

[–]Block_HelenTX 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Redpilling for Christ. As a Christian, I really mean it. Based pastor.

[–]wilstjb 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh, thanks for the info. I already cancelled my date with a super model in order to talk to Pastor Burns.

[–]_wilhelm1_USA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dates with super models last but a night, but MAGA is forever

[–]Randor0423TX 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

B-E-A-UTIFUL...

[–]anon1011101NY 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

HILLARY CLINTON....

SHALL NEVER!

SHALL NEVER!

....STEP FOOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE AGAIN!

[–]Block_HelenTX 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

CTR shills are out in force tonight. They're running out of time, folks!

[–]GodEmperorsLegateUSA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gives me a chance to come up with a question.

[–]TrumpLikesWallsMAGAUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

EXTRA BLESSINGS UPON US.

[–]El__DaverinoUK 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rescheduling for maximum attention, just like Trump wanting to move the debate from the Sunday "football" game* slot. Good work centipedes.

  • "American football" to this Brit, but you're free to call your sports whatever you wish. MAGA.

[–]MAGA_LO_DONFL 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Request: Can it be live streamed? His energy is too high for mere written words.

[–]WaterFilterMerchantAUS 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

THANKYOU MODS. THE HIGH ENERGY PASTOR WILL BRING HIGH ENERGY TO THE HIGHEST ENERGY DOM ON REDDIT. HIGH ENERGY. MAGA :)

[–]qa2PA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is actually pretty cool. I didn't know we loved The Pastor this much. We all watch him open up for Trump but never really post much about him. We get an AMA with him though and everyone goes apeshit for it. I'm pumped for it myself.

[–]Socialist_RussiaCAN[🍰] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

IT'S OK DAD, WE CAN WAIT!

[–]davewlexKY 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we please get Pastor Burns responses as a *.wav file??

[–]EnderG715UT 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

UUUUUUNIIIIITEEEED STAAAAATESSS OOOFFFF AAAAMEEEERRRIIIIICAAAAA!

[–]poldicer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

make sure it's not a sunday or a monday night or thursday night...i hate to admit it but we've been on a 7 month-long NFL/college football drought and we are going to splurge on as much football during all of september even if the games are crappy

[–]CarlTheCuck 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

REEEEEEEEEE RIOT

BURN IT ALL DOWN

[–]Sleigh_Bell 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

can somebody tell my why everybody is so hyped for the guy?

[–]Excelsiordad 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Based Black Preacher Man got it going on, knows what's real

[–]Block_HelenTX 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Watch him warm up a rally and you'll know!

[–]mizztanya 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

he's a FABULOUS public speaker. i'll provide a few links to clips of him at some of trump's rallies.

rnc

NC

FL

WV

[–]nyelianCA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

It happens.

[–]Haaselh0ffMAGA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

THANK YOU!

[–]filewulfAZ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Y'all should do that cool sidebar thing you did with Lauren and Don

[–]BasedCollegeGuyMAGA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I seriously can't wait. I hope he gives us a high energy sermon.

"CAN I GET AN AAAAMEN!!!"

[–]TheyRedHot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

HIGH ENERGY POST

Take that shills. We got the most based American pastor on our side.

USA!

USA!

USA!

[–]Golden_Slumbers_AUS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

SHOUT TUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMP!!!!!!!!*

[–]jnhermCA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awesome! Pastor Burns is a the Man!

[–]ChanticleeraFL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awesome! I have most of next week off. Though if it's next Friday I can't attend cause I'm gonna be busy. AT A DONALD TRUMP RALLY!!

[–]Minutiae_ManFL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cucks will be out in full force that night trying to "correct" the narrative. We will need a good deportation force. I'm sure that our Based Mods will handle it excellently as always.

[–]NonyaDBARMY 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pastor Burns is awesome.
I can only imagine what his sermons are like.