Literally nothing new...

But... Here's a conspiracy:

Trump gains a lot of attention because he sticks his fat-ugly face into every highly debated topic to shout his opinion while pinching his fingers (practicing for the bathroom👌🏻).

if you think about if though, is there any information suggesting Donald Trump can read? Now obviously, you can write a book and even hire someone to write a book for you without being able to read. But has anyone ever seen Donald "carrotpenis" Trump read? He denies basic science, which leads me to believe he could be one of these "I got my college degree in 'intro to business,' so that means I'm an astrophysicist" types. He was obviously born with a lot of money... So I present to you in my closing statement: "Donald Trump can't read."