Happy Friday guys! One thing we men have going is the ability to laugh and make light of any situation. That's why you have everything from golf jokes to gallows humor. So here are some good ones to close out the week.

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A lawyer argued in court yesterday that if physical contact with wife, without her consent, is termed as rape then shopping without husband's consent should be termed as robbery. The judge is still recovering...

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An ethics professor to his class - Fame will come to you only after you succeed!!

Blonde student - Who is 'Seed'?

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Once professors of a woman's engineering college were sitting in a plane. Before take off, the stewardess announces "this plane was built and is maintained by your students."

All professors stood up, ran out, but the Dean remained seated.

The stewardess is surprised at the trust exhibited by the Dean. "How is it that you are not afraid, " she asked.

The Dean replied " I trust my students alright. I am sure the plane ✈ won't even start "

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A woman walks up to a man seated in the bar and starts talking to him.

Woman: Didn't I see you yesterday too? Man: Yes

Woman: Do you drink every day? Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary!)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400 correct? Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct? Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink daily? Woman: No.

Man: Where's your Ferrari?

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