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[–]Carson99Wee Paddy[S] 7ポイント8ポイント  (9子コメント)

So I been chatting to this wee doll, and she is sexy as fuck, keeps sending me naughty selfies and the works. Like the offer is there, but she seems crazy. And everyone says don't stick it in crazy, and I am heading round to hers tonight... what ya think? Should I?

[–]AdamDalby 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

Never mind the crazy rule, that only comes in to play if she's always gonna be around. You have to be able to walk away from crazy, that's the real rule. If she's crazy and you work with her, or you have a few mutual friends and you'll see each other a decent amount then maybe no. But if there's a clear and clean escape route, should it be needed, then go for it!

[–]doesnt_like_pantsJose Mourinho 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Go for it but wrap that shit up if you do

[–]daveorMartial 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also make sure it isn't wrapped with anything provided by her.

[–]jmn_ 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're gonna have to see a sample of her works, just to confirm whether she's crazy or not. It's a sacrifice we're willing to do for you. A friend. Let us help you help yourself.

[–]cheersdombaby-faced assassin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

the rule has changed to don't stick it in crazy to don't put a ring on crazy

[–]aamodbDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Crazy for them. Not for you maybe?

[–]SammyMcIlroy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Always shag them when they offer it. You'll regret it when you're an old git like me if you pass up too many shags

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea 6ポイント7ポイント  (7子コメント)

Squad Goals.

Changed the diet slowly, down 1kg this week, slow start but it's something.

Also, as a teacher, fuck this month so much

[–]tocitusMemphis 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

That is a good start I think - slow, gradual and controlled weight loss is way more likely to have long-lasted effects than extreme weight loss from fads, or so I've heard.

What changes did you make to your diet? I've been going to the gym 5 days a week for about three weeks now and keep meaning to change my diet a little too.

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

So far, less chocolate and more hone cooking.

[–]GourangaPlusPlusPartial to Martial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nothing better than a freshly cooked hone

[–]ninjapanda_Solskjaer 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Lost 20kg of the course of 6-8 months last year from 100kg to 80kg. I did it only through diet, albeit a pretty harsh one. My only advice is to start loving water.

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

But I love Pepsi Max

[–]arron77 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was like that. Some nights I'd drink a litre of diet fizzy drinks, get a horrible nights sleep and generally feel lethargic. Better without it.

[–]ninjapanda_Solskjaer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

One of them eh? ;) Pepsi Max is not the worst offender, still not healthy or cheap compared to water. My way of losing weight was to ignore all recommendations about healthy nutrition while I carefully counted weekly input of calories through an Excel spreadsheet. I ate whatever I wanted to eat, but in small portions. Replaced all soda with water. I did it that way because I knew I could stop eating junkfood and I didn't want to sweat over bad conscience every time I did. Eventually I adopted a more healthy diet when and I had already built motivation based on the weight loss achieved so far and further loss came down to margins. This worked for me, but I think the most important thing is to find something one can stick through over time.

[–]MadaraTheUchihahttp://www.howmanypremierleaguemedalshasstevengerrardwon.com/ 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hate it when I put a graphic on here and later I go on insta and twitter and some cunt cropped out my name and claims it as their own. Fuck them.

 

Also, have you heard about the new youtube rule of them demonetizing videos that contain swearing, racial slurs, talking about disasters etc. That site has really gone down the shitter. Used to be cool, now it's all kid-friendly.

[–]mufctezIbrahimovic 8ポイント9ポイント  (7子コメント)

Narcos Season 2 is out.

That's my weekend.

[–]jakedobsonFumar Mata 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

I was so pumped for it but now I'm binge watching Brooklyn Nine Nine so it's gonna have to wait.

[–]play365123Pogback! 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

did they stopped production for Brooklyn Nine Nine? or you're watching from season 1 now?

[–]jakedobsonFumar Mata 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nah they've not stopped production. I was watching from season 1, halfway through season 3 now so nearly caught up

[–]play365123Pogback! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

shit, that was my remedy after a long day of classes. gonna miss Peralta and co.

[–]Carson99Wee Paddy[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

From what I seen of season 1 it was awesome. But I could never fully concentrate on it for long enough without missing shit in the subtitles

[–]RoyPlotterCarrick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Season 2 friend. Fuck me, I'm on the 3rd episode now, Jesus Christ, does it get so pro. My favorite character is back and the badassery is on a whole different level.

[–]Fredix20 times 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had planned watching it after Stranger Things, that's also one hell of a series.

[–]iamadudesSchneiderlin 6ポイント7ポイント  (8子コメント)

Got caught with weed in my dorm room.Facing a semester back.fml

[–]Savage9645Pogba 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Do you go to a strict school? The college I went to was pretty liberal and a first offense was just a slap on the wrist. Don't smoke in your dorm room and you'll be fine.

[–]iamadudesSchneiderlin 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

It was all chill for the first two years. Then some guy fucked up and almost died by stepping on a bong and then sleeping without realizing the blood. Since then the college has been on overdrive on searching for people with weed and giving them semester bavks

[–]Savage9645Pogba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wtf. That guy must have been drunk as shit too.

[–]antantoonAlpaca Gea 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The college I went to almost encouraged it. Everyone would smoke on the benches outside our dorm and the head of the dorm would regularly walk past and talk to us about our day, once she even joined in.

[–]shockking108Future Balon d'or winner 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Hello fellow Commonwealth citizen. India or the UK for uni?

[–]iamadudesSchneiderlin 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

India

[–]shockking108Future Balon d'or winner 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sem back nahi lagegi most probably. Was the maal found in your room? If not, you're 80% gonna be let off with a suspension and/or fine.

[–]iamadudesSchneiderlin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was my room unfortunately :(

[–]yukitq 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I saw this comment on the Premier League facebook page and the content is making me cry as much as the formatting

http://prnt.sc/cd868p

[–]Carson99Wee Paddy[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reading that hurt my brain

[–]DJMattyMIbrahimovic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The English is about the same standard as the emails I get from Nigerian princes.

[–]Savage9645Pogba 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

On my way out to Denver for the long weekend +Tuesday and Wednesday. Should be a good time. Excited to check out the dispensaries and happy there's no PL or American Football to distract me.

[–]doesnt_like_pantsJose Mourinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Planning on moving back to England in March next year but about a month into a relationship with this chick who seems like no other.

Puts a spanner in the works for sure. Bloody women aye.

[–]Carson99Wee Paddy[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Bring her back with you

[–]doesnt_like_pantsJose Mourinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If the next 6 months are as good as the last I'll certainly try but we're at slightly different stages in our life. Can only wait and see!

[–]Pigeon_AssholeGerrard = 0 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dying a horrible death today, to many Jamey and Gingers last night.

[–]NornIronLad 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You mixed Jammie Dodgers and Ginger Nuts?!

[–]ballsywallsyBerbalove 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]arron77 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Do anything good?

[–]ballsywallsyBerbalove 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Went back home to visit my parents, hung out with me mates, got pissed more times than I'd like and had a 7 hour road trip to Belfast but that's about it. Nothing much tbh.

[–]GourangaPlusPlusPartial to Martial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just back after finishing my first week after a month long holiday, it's not all doom and gloom because at least I'm getting paid now :p

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Ecstasy & Apathy. An overview of /r/soccers reactions to the major transfers of the 2016/17 summer window.


Paul Pogba

The Ecstasy:

Its happening. Pogba is fucking joining. In a few days it'll be a done deal.

Stay. Calm.

ITS FINALLY FUCKING OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hold me. Even I'm Scared

The Apathy:

That's about the 4th time in the last 2 days he's arrived.

Honestly at this point he can Fuck right off. Have fun in the Europa league and best of luck.

I am ashamed to say we have become a club that pays this amount of money for one player. Its embarrassing. We have set a precedent, clubs take us for a ride now.


Gonzalo Higuain

The Ecstasy:

The Argentine front is gonna be a sight to behold. Excited to see Dybala develop with Higuain guiding him.

People keep referring to his age. He is 29. Serie A has had many prolific strikers excel in their 30s. Di Natalie, Luca Toni, Dario Hubner. With a team like Juventus behind him, its not as if we wont be in a system that doesnt provide chances.

The Apathy:

Cowardly traitor. Downvote me, I don't care. He chose the easiest path to the Scudetto. He is a coward and a traitor.

LOL WHAT

And the trophy for most boring and senseless rumors of the summer goes to..Juventus FC 👏👏👏

Am I the only one happy this isn't happening?

Am I right in thinking Higuain should never step foot in Naples again, for his own safety?


John Stones

The Ecstasy:

"Show me the money" - Barnsley 2k16

Good move for Stones, feel like he would thrive under Pep

If we get £50mil for him I'll be made up. He's a great prospect, but £50mil is too much to turn down. He's certainly stagnated under RM so I think it's time he moved on proves his worth that £50mil.

Welcome, John! Pep will love him and it's clear he was absolutely desperate to sign him and Sane above all else. There's so much natural talent there -- a cornerstone for years to come!

The Apathy:

Yearly 50 mill drop on a cb :^

Big blow. He'll be unreal with an actual coaching set-up and he'll prove the doubters wrong with a chance at a 'top 4' club after being wasted by two years of shite management. Really gutted about losing him.

Man City have spent £176.5M trying to find a partner for Vincent Kompany

City about to see a 10000% increase in defensive Cruyff turns this season. Good luck you bastard.


Leroy Sane

The Ecstasy:

LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY

At this rate we're going to go from oldest team in the league to youngest in 1 summer.

The Apathy:

Fuck sake. Fuck this league

Well, this hurts.


Granit Xhaka*

The Ecstasy:

It's happening. The Ornstein has spoken.

Wenger's actually signing a midfielder who's over 6ft? He must have gone mad.

The Apathy:

He's going to get injured at the euro's ain't he.

[This deal is just insane... The English really have too much money and too little brain.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/4kyzrf/arsenal_agree_deal_with_granit_xhaka/d3ix1iy]


Henrikh Mhikitaryan

The Ecstasy:

Love it that we've already got 3 key signings before pre-season even started. Absolutely huge.

Please don't fuck this up. We're begging for a right sided winger. It couldn't be anymore perfect.

So if all is to be believed...Martial, Rashford, Ibra, Embolo, Mkhitaryan, plus Memphis and Lingard off the bench/for rotation. Good lord.

Holy shit, Mourinho pls

The Apathy:

That mother fucker.

Just fuck my shit up


Zlatan Ibrahimovic

The Ecstasy:

Cannot wait to go from most hated club to most hated club with the most hated player and most hated manager. August cannot come soon enough.

Martial - Ibrahimovic - Mkhitaryan -Rooney. We can work with that.

It may make some of you laugh at me and call me delusional, but I'm just sitting here smiling at the prospect of Zlatan+Mou vs Pep. The clickbait will be unreal

GET HYPE

He will absolutely destroy some of the fraud defenders currently stealing a living in the premier league.

Yesssss. Sign more bastards. I want a team of bastards.

The Apathy:

Shame that the two individuals we're being linked to a lot are massive cunts.

Pls don't leave

Well this is going to be two insufferable cunts together.

Zlatan? Mourinho? United? The three heights of hell have aligned


Any others you guys have seen that made you chuckle/feel for them/made you backflip with joy?

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Pt 2:


Sadio Mane

The Ecstasy:

Think he'll surprise a lot of people. Exactly the type of player our squad has been screaming out for. Direct, pace, eye for goal. Thank fuck we finally have someone who can provide genuine width and offer penetration.

He's the exact type of player we need; fast right winger who scores goals. Problem is his consistency, hoping that was mostly due to not wanting to be at Southampton last season, rather than ability. The fee is too high but if we complain about transfer fees, football's going to become a fucking drag because everyone's going to be going for stupid money.

The Apathy:

No please no he's not worth that much

Fucking terrible deal. Glad to see the club is enjoying 8th and is looking at solidifying that as quickly as possible.

Enough of fucking Liverpool.


Shkodran Mustafi

The Ecstasy:

#Mustafinally

We now have two great centrebacks, one of the best fullback prospects in the world, and a goalkeeper that doesn't make you remember Almunia. Lads, we are solid.

The Apathy:

This is the year! Valencia will finally be relegated!

Welp, at least we've got Nani. :'(


Mats Hummels

The Ecstasy:

Let's get him and then send them Götze back. They will love that.

I Go to the supermarket, come back and BOOM two Transfers. What is happening...

Welcome back, Mats.

The Apathy:

Enjoy your Lederhosen you twat.

Aw fuck. I still can't believe he's done this.

Honestly, go fuck yourself Mats.

I'm not even mad anymore. Just hurt. Now, I know how my mother feels when she says she's disappointed in me.

Man this is bullshit :/

Fuck football if this happens.

Oh God no.


Miralem Pjanic

The Ecstasy:

What are we? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I have a boner.

The Apathy:

Haha RIP other teams in Serie A.

juventus are cancer

I question your mother's upbringing if you support Juventus.


Renato Sanches

The Ecstasy:

That came out of nowhere. Our board has been very discrete with transfers in the past, but I've literally seen no rumors about Sanches joining Bayern. Not complaining though. Welcome!

Hahahahahaha. People called me a crackpot for correlating Basel and Shakhtar after we signed Shaqiri and Costa. Now we play Benfica and sign Sanches?? COME AT ME NONBELIEVERS

The Apathy:

WE ALREADY SIGNED HIM 6 TIMES WHAT THE FUCK

fuck!

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[–]AnIrrationalSkepticHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've got four more days of this bloody MSc dissertation left. It's not even that long of a write up (8,000 words) but the amount of hours gone into doing it is maddening. It's even made me happy that there's an international break so I have no distractions this weekend. Not even sure if it's even good yet!

After it I'm heading back to my parents in Ireland for a while until I can find work here in the UK. Looking forward to being properly fed, but I hope the job hunt doesn't take too long. There's very little left for me back home.

Hope all your weekends are happy ones!

[–]tamasuperstarDe Gea 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Know the feeling, four days til deadline on my Msc dissertation and I have 3-5,000 words left to go.

We can do this.

[–]is-an-antWayne mother fuckin Rooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's been like 2 weeks now.. I've been planning on waking up early and going to the gym, but I'm yet to go back to my normal schedule after the whole pogba saga. Everyday I say 'tomorrow's the day' but it's really hard when you go to bed at like 3 or 4 am :(

but hopefully, tomorrow really will be the day

[–]Fredix20 times 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

A friendly advise, pack your gym back, take it with you on work, and go after. It helped me because I felt obligated to go.

On the other hand, I love working out in the morning, there is no greater way to start your day, but that's a matter of opinion of course.

[–]JirachiJirachiOHH YESSSSS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am a PhD student in France and will be going to Buenos Aires tomorrow for an academic conference. This will be my first time to the other side of the ocean, southmost I have ever been. I hope I won't get robbed or mugged - my anxiety doesn't help though.

[–]tomdwilliamsCantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

3 more hours to go and I'm free for the weekend. 1 more week and I'm going on holiday! Bring it on!

[–]Kyle_ConflictNews 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I find it odd how little the invasion of Syria but Turkey is talked about in the MSM, it got a small 5 minute slot on the first day and yet is barely talked about as Turkey moves west along the border taking land as they go. You'd think that because the primary target was the Kurds that it would be bigger news but no, I guess being a NATO ally gets you special treatment. Ridiculous.

[–]AC5L4T3R 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The month has only just started yet I'm skint already. Supporting a child and a woman as well as yourself is hard, expensive work.

[–]Danda_NakkaMartial & Giggs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Squad goals: learning android and switching job.

Much better week than the previous one. Was able to spend some time every alternate day. Hopefully I can do one up next week:)