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5000fed
NY
7h

Once he's in office it's just gonna be 24/7 nationwide rallying and shitposts for 8 years. Comfy af tbqhwyf

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Ducman69
TX
5h

And a lifetime supply of SJW tears to fuel the Trump 747.

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tinseltoast
MN
5h

Trump has a 757, 747s are for poor peasants!

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Ducman69
TX
5h

A 757 does indeed Trump a 747. Touche'.

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HillarySighed
VA
4h

787s for Air Force One.

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Ducman69
TX
1h
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spunker88
NY
24m

The California drought will end with liberal tears.

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NotJohnMiller
MN
5h

That acronym tho

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Games4Life
KY
4h
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a_chill_bro
PD
3h

I'm just going to walk around in a bathrobe all day for the next 8 years. Comfy af is right.

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braco93
4h

Tbqhwyf= to be quite honest with you friend??

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5000fed
NY
3h

Close! the f is for fam. It's more of a meme tbqhwyf

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agentcallisto
UT
14m

Glad you figured it out, haha.

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_oceanix
5h

This is the world I want to live in

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scotchcleanscuts
NC
7h

The inauguration will be the greatest rally of all!

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breakingrocks
USA
7h

I hope Hillary's trial will be televised.

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richard-io
6h

The half-time show at the Super Bowl should be Trump releasing Bradley/Chelsea Manning and giving that cell to Hillary.

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I_gotta_load_on
1h

What about welcoming home Patriot Snowden?

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3h

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Wookong
UK
3h

TRIGGERED

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StainWaggin
MAGA
40m

Oh. It will be.

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THeGaME41
6h
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johnviku
1h

nice ps

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polakfury
POL
7h

Shit. Cant wait myself. Will be awesome

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catbertz
CA
6h

I honestly think that a million people may show up to watch his inauguration.

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Adam_Marx
CAN
7h

I wonder if Obama will be too butthurt to come

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globalism_sux
TX
7h

Hell be incarcerated awaiting his own trial.

Edit: So he might technically be butthurt, yes.

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ProphetOfKek
6h

Nah, I think Michelle has him well broken in.

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VierDee
OR
5h

I wish I had shoulders as broad as hers :(

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TetraBug
MA
5h

She's a natural powerlifter, that's for sure.

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ProphetOfKek
5h

I wish I had a penis as big as 'hers'.

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MemphisDad
4h
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ihatesnownawmean
USMC
6h

You misspelled Michael.

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Bugaromo
HI
5h

I'll literally jizz my pants.

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Bugaromo
HI
5h

How fucking weird is that? Seriously. Twenty years ago you would've never heard of a gay Republican. Not that I'm complaining, got nothing against 'em, but it's uniquely odd.

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KishinD
NM
3h

Holy shit yes. Gotta start thinking about tickets to DC.

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Block_Helen
TX
2h
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TRUMPOTUS
7h

I can't wait for Trump to take over the @POTUS account

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AwwwYourFeelings
IN
7h

The shitposting will be legendary. A president calling out the MSM using the official Twitter account

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ihatesnownawmean
USMC
6h

Not to mention the occasional picture of crispy, juicy American bacon tweeted to goofy princes in the middle east just to rile them up.

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KosherDensity
WA
4h

Today I just nationalized all foreign ownership of American media. Looks like some Saudi prince is going to cry to his Daddy.

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Bugaromo
HI
5h

God, can you imagine the meme magic?

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whiteknight2016
6h

His first post should be "isn't it funny!"

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yeahnonny
6h
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UnapolageticWhiteMan
UK
6h

WELL YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW, ARE YOU?

[European Boos]

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MAGA_high_nrg
USA
6h

Boos in cuckish

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StainWaggin
MAGA
39m

What does this post say? Anyone? Anyone?

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Coocamonga
6h
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Dolphinfucker
4h

FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

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Al3xanderdelag
MAGA
6h

GOOD MORNING

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LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue
FIN
6h

On Jan 20th MSM will be like "well, America's not great yet YOU LIED"

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Congressbeta
6h

Obama ain't going to give it up. He already has it "reserved" for Hillary. Fucking okie doke

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BarackOkieDokeBot
MI
6h

IF IF IF IF IF IF OKIE DOKE!

FUNNY SOUNDS, PROVOCATIVE TWEETS!

This is a new bot made by /u/PM_ME_YIFF_PICS

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Sessamy
USA
7h

Youtube (RSBN's page) and people who record almost every one (like I used to) will keep the history running 24/7.

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TRUMP____________GOD
USA
5h

THE PARTIES, THE AFTER PARTIES, THE CRYING SHITLIBS!

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crowscountingspades
5h

If you believe libs would be crying if/when Trump wins, you don't understand your enemy.

Libs are like rust -- they never sleep.

They will fight, claw, whine, resist -- relentlessly.

Downvote at our peril. You need to understand that the left will never give up.

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patriotto
NC
4h

I have a subfolder in my TRUMP folder with videos of liberals crying and getting arrested. I'm going to give my collection to my kids when I die.

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KosherDensity
WA
4h

The best are liberal women who try and argue with the We Wuz Kangs n sheeit Black Israelites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHzGiGUj5SU

May Kek have mercy on my soul.

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patriotto
NC
4h

Brexit Millennial Woes (crying)

https://youtu.be/KbfqxUpJdF0

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KosherDensity
WA
4h

An entire generation of imbecilic children. Good job, Britain.

Remove Cuck

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patriotto
NC
4h

Police Use Pepper Spray At Anti-Trump Protest (crying; direct hit to the eyes)

https://youtu.be/nhbJwthw78E

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patriotto
NC
4h

Fights, Arrests, Mayhem at Trump Rally | San Diego, CA | May 27, 2016

https://youtu.be/vtOOMJts-Es

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patriotto
NC
4h

USA: Police pepper spray Trump protesters in Kansas City

https://youtu.be/SCUCyiQIwsg

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patriotto
NC
4h

Chaos outside Donald Trump rally in Anaheim, California (arrest)

https://youtu.be/WLgJLC3f6Tg

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Block_Helen
TX
2h

They'll cry on election night for sure. But yeah, they'll never give up. Mega protests at every turn. Especially the inauguration.

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TRUMP____________GOD
USA
4h

You been under a rock?

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crowscountingspades
4h

I'm 58. I've seen this nation go from John Wayne values to Sean Penn values.

It's a relentless slide.

What fractional slice of political change have you observed?

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TRUMP____________GOD
USA
4h

No one's saying liberals will give up. I said they will cry.

Cool it with the John Wayne. Your relevance is fading.

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crowscountingspades
4h

You didn't answer the question, telling me you're wet behind the ears.

Learn or don't.

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TRUMP____________GOD
USA
4h

Attack based on a false premise, 58 years with that logic real relevant :)

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crowscountingspades
4h

I attacked you?

No, I attempted to educate you.

You indicated my irrelevance. My response is to highlight your ignorance.

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TRUMP____________GOD
USA
4h

You didn't address the issue of shit logic, telling me you're dumb af.

Learn or don't.

tyvm but I've already taken Logical Fallacy 101

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KosherDensity
WA
4h

WTF did you just say about The Duke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMEFcYij2uY

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TheRealDMV
WI
3h

I want so badly to go to a Trump after party when he wins, but I don't know any centipedes here.. I might just have to drive back to Ohio!

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alittlecocoa
5h

There is nothing like a Trump Rally. They really are historic. You go for the Trumping. You leave to some Trumping. It stays with you.

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Amber_sails
7h

His first Miami one is my favorite. First appearance of the air horn.

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polakfury
POL
7h

You like that air horn eh?

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earl_scheib
7h

What's a horn without air?

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polakfury
POL
7h

Hillary

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lateral_us
6h

A funnel

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f_r_o_g_b_o_y_s
DEU
5h

hahahaha fuck

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LostHillaryEmail
POW
7h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

Do you still like that air horn?

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h35grga
6h

Oh my good lord baby Jesus sweet fucking christ on a candlestick. Get the fuuuuuck off my planet.

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polakfury
POL
7h

Best part of that song was the air horn itself lol

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Amber_sails
6h

Spicy sodomites mmmm

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Amber_sails
7h

Yes. I like em spicy

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gibbler
6h

What do you mean by first appearance of the air horn?

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Jkrew
5h

First rally someone airhorned all over the place.

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Iwanttobedelivered
3h

My favorite was the first time he went to Arizona.... Good times!

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patriotto
NC
6h

What's on your list of Greatest Hits? Mine are:

  • announces presidency in New York City, NY

  • "take their coats" in Burlington, VT

  • the big stadium in Costa Mesa, CA

  • "I'm going to say this only once: ALL LIVES MATTER" in Radford, VA

  • man rushes stage at Trump in Dayton, OH

  • Radical Islamic Terrorism speech after Orlando shooting in Manchester, NH

  • "I'm with you" and the first big attack speech on Hillary in New York City, NY

  • pre-emptive speech to Hillary's alt-Right speech where The Donald defends us (i.e., "the fringe in the deepest darkest reaches of the Internet") in Manchester, NH

  • Austin, TX...for some reason I remember this is a good one

  • Charlotte, NC..this is a good one too

  • "Hillary's a bigot!" plus Nigel Farage speech in Jackson, MS

  • last night's immigration speech in Phoenix, AZ

He has enough rally/speech material to go into syndication on TV.

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I_ONLY_FUCK_PATRIOTS
USA
5h

Wew lad, that's a spicy list. I'd also add Houston to that list, a few days after Orlando happened. "That son of a bitch"

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patriotto
NC
4h
  • first time the camera shows the crowd in Grand Rapids, MI
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patriotto
NC
1h

Cool, just got it!

Adding another to the list:

  • "I am the Law and Order Candidate" and "America First" after the Dallas, TX, cop shooting speech in Virginia Beach, VA
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patriotto
NC
1h
  • the more famous "I am the Law and Order Candidate" speech after the Milwaukee protests....in West Bend, WI
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patriotto
NC
1h

"That son of a bitch"

https://youtu.be/eYEi3Ec9FGc

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Iwanttobedelivered
2h

"What the hell do you got to lose?!"

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mutantturkey
3h

You are missing his historic speech in detroit

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patriotto
NC
27m

Thanks, got it!

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WhiteLycan
PA
7h

FOUR YEARS OF TRUMP RALLIES. EVERY DAY WILL BE A TRUMP RALLY

MAGA

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TrollforTrump2016
6h

8 YEARS PATRIOT. AND THEN WE START CAMPAIGNING FOR DON JR!

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ihatesnownawmean
USMC
6h

FOUR THIRTY-TWO YEARS OF TRUMP RALLIES. EVERY DAY WILL BE A TRUMP RALLY

MAGA

Don. Ivanka. Don Jr. Eric.

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KudzuKudu
6h

Eight years... Or, 16 if you count Ivanka's terms.

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findingorwell
NJ
7h

Don't worry fam, Trump will be bringing back fireside chats

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NSAPartyVanMK4
5h

He should get pointers from the EVE community. Our fireside chats are the greatest.

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lasers-go-fweem
LA
1h
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armyboy941
CA
5h

The mittani sends his regards.

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NSAPartyVanMK4
5h

luv2club

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The_Brutally_Honest
CA
7h

I really hope he continues to have rallies even after he's elected. Just for fun.

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DayMan34
USA
6h

That's what I was telling my fiancée yesterday. You know this guy is going to have a presidential address every damn week. He loves speaking to the American people

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Pretty_Solid_Wall
FL
7h

We will just have to settle for Trump press conferences and Milo as press secretary.

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Data_Mining_Machine
PA
6h

On November 9th, you will feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of cuck voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

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ihatesnownawmean
USMC
6h

God I hope they don't go silent. The triggering will be so spicy.

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TheRealJpaul199
GA
4h

I will be the epitome of a Smug Pepe.

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MemphisDad
6h

Sick reference bro. LOL

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NimbleNavigator931
WI
7h

The Ride Never Ends.

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theS4RG
MD
7h

I want to get off Mr. Trump's wild ride! (I don't)

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stevridie
UK
5h

I know son, we all do (we don't)

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I_always_drop_ammo
MI
6h

Post inauguration we can get comfy and watch as Trump shovels all the shit out of the white house

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KosherDensity
WA
4h

No, it won't be time for /comfy/ until we uncuck Congress and the Supreme Court.

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richard-io
6h

So true. I've watched more hours of Trump rallies then every other election coverage combined over the years.

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__Clyde_Frog__
5h

Yep me as well. There is just something about the energy.

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Imhereforthesports
AZ
6h

Yesterday was AMAZING!!! The streamed audio of the crowd did not do it proper justice. If Trump comes to town, GO!! In downtown Phoenix I only saw one protestor outside. Don't miss out; this is history folks!!

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f_r_o_g_b_o_y_s
DEU
5h

I hope Trump comes to fuck with Mutti Merkel next.

I hope he brings a huge, adorable dog with him like Putin did.

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KosherDensity
WA
4h

And hands her a German flag.

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HillarySighed
VA
4h

Caucasian Shepherd

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MemphisDad
6h

I heard you guys voted Sheriff Joe again in the primary. Well done.

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Imhereforthesports
AZ
6h

Sheriff Joe has a Julian Assange type deal going that a lot of Arizonans understand. Julian being accused of rape in Sweden when most believe the actual reason for the charges was government spying.

For Joe It started in 2009 with a racial profiling case. And while he was able to beat it, he's been under attack Federally since. I like him on a personal level; I voted for him this time around. But he's got to train a protege. Joe's getting too old imo.

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MemphisDad
5h

I've been following all that. He's only enforcing the law. I think his birther allegations drew Obama's ire and is likely the reason for all the federal harassment. I always liked Joe but the fact that he gives zero fucks about Obama and the feds only raised his stock value with me.

In my town the police chief marched with BLM while they illegally closed down part of the interstate. Memphrica.

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Imhereforthesports
AZ
5h

My favorite interview of him if you just want to understand the man behind Sheriff Joe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHN6OJ_ea1A

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GregasaurusRektz
6h

Dave Chappelle: Black lives matter is the worst slogan imaginable

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slick3333
CAN
6h

I was sad to see in that same article he started shilling for her. I always thought he was woke, but who can say with the way his life has been the last 10 years or so since his 'breakdown'

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patriotto
NC
6h

Add Ice Cube to the list..SAD!

Ice Cube -- Team Trump Pulled a Fast One On Me ... But I'm Not Suing.."trump to rich to give a fuck about us" ice cube then walks into a limo 😂😂 https://youtu.be/1fm1EBpp1MY

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KosherDensity
WA
4h

Ice "I made three albums hating on white people" Cube who now does work for Disney?

Yeah, fuck that guy. And I take an immediate dislike to any person who declares themselves a fan.

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Skippyilove
VA
7h

every day becomes a trump rally

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lateral_us
6h

Seriously considering going to the inauguration, although I'm sure everything near DC is already booked up. I'd like to be able to tell my kids about it though.

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MemphisDad
6h

I blew off visiting the Jackson MS rally(closest to me @ 3.5 hours). Then Farage showed up and it was one of the best ever. I kick myself everyday for not making the drive down.

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HillarysLostEmail
6h

Barack Obama created an office from November 2008 to January 2009 and he called it the "Office of the President Elect".

I say Donald should create an office from November to January and call it

"THE OFFICE OF NIMBLY NAVIGATING CENTIPEDES"

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Orange-silver-mouth
CT
7h

Every single day is going to be a rally!!

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Megabran
6h

Me right now. No rallies scheduled until Sep 9th

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DownShifterPixel
OH
6h

Just wait for 2020!

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jaggersix
6h

YES!

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JohnOliversWifesBF
USA
5h

Remindme! November 9th 2016

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5h

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apullin
5h

I wish I was in the part of the country that had Trump rallies. None here in CA, that I know of.

I wish he would do a series of them here, just to see more of the ridiculous rioting bedlam that the liberals are willing to engage in, just to reassure me of how terrible their ethos is.

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Akamaru
MN
5h

Trump was in San Diego, San Jose, Redding, and Sacramento last Spring.

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apullin
5h

Yeah, I couldn't make it out to the San Jose one ... although that was the genuinely dangerous one. And SD is so far that I may as well wait for him to hit somewhere else in the west and just take a SouthWest commuter flight out there.

Still ... there's not much of a point to him making CA stops anymore ... but I still hope that he does !

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Akamaru
MN
3h

I used to live in San Jose. When I heard he was campaigning there I said the same thing to myself that apparently Trump said to his staff "are you crazy?!". Apparently he drew an impressive crowd.

I really wanna see a Trump rally up close. I doubt he'll hold one in Minnesota.

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nicmyr0883
5h

every time CNN cuts the feed an African-America Republican all i can think is http://bis.cat/bUK

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James1DPP
3h

You'll still have the 2.5 month Trump American victory tour. Then, the daily proceedings of the Clinton trials.

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CrackingYs
CAN
2h

The /r/The_Donald live streams during the primaries were some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. I already miss them.

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RonSauce1
VA
7h

Spicy

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Akamaru
MN
5h

Yup, that's me. Never missed a rally since I started following Trump back in April. It gave me a reason to look forward to going to work some days. At least I could listen to a rally live on my phone while I work.

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MissMarple2
3h

I doubt he comes back to Indiana. SinceI am an olderlady, my knees won't take standing for hours, so I couldn't go, anyway.

But I do watch almost every one on the live stream and they energize me like nothing I have ever experienced. It's really quite remarkable.

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portlandbigtree
5h

It will be like Christmas before Christmas

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MmmhmmmTrump
MD
3h

So now I just keep jumping on reddit to see if anything new popped up. I am hooked on the truth serum

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cenobyte40k
3h

This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen out of this sub.

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robertocommendez0202
MAGA
3h

Remindme! November 9th 2016

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chillychar
1h

He'll be to busy making America great again for rallys

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Glows777
1h

I just went to the last to Phoenix events. Election years are pretty fun and I'll miss the entertainment when its all over.

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ColonelCluster
PA
44m

It sucks because I live in a very liberal area that's unlikely to attract a visit from the God emperor. And unlike a lot of Hillary's supporters, I have a job, so I can't exactly drop everything and fly to a rally.

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johnnybizarro
VA
6h

This made my week!

MAGA Centipede!

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Edwin10125
3h

Wait for re-election!

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