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[–]JPetermanRealityTourShort fingered vulgarian[M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (23子コメント)

He no longer mods there, but you can see that he used to mod there (and recently) because he has distinguished comments in there that only mods can make.

Example


Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/50hhye/renoughtrumpspam_currently_undertaking_a/

Lol, the (former) mod of /r/the_donald is complaining about "sitewide rule violations". Will he post about PM harassment (like what he did)? I doubt it.

[–]Brenner14 416ポイント417ポイント  (374子コメント)

Watch me DOX 85% of reddit in one post!

Gender: Male

Marital Status: Single/Unmarried

Race: Probably white

Location: United States

Age: 20's

Industry: I.T.

Consequences will never be the same.

[–]TomatoHereNetflix'n'shill[M] 305ポイント306ポイント  (20子コメント)

Let me just doxx the_donald:

Gender: Male

Marital Status: Single and Virgin

Race: White IRL, but black on the interwebz

Health: Inbred as fuck

Location: United States

Age: 14

Employment Status: Unemployed because of the filthy Mexicans

Voting: Can't vote yet.

[–]JPetermanRealityTourShort fingered vulgarian[M] 196ポイント197ポイント  (12子コメント)

I've just banned you for doxxing.

[–]TomatoHereNetflix'n'shill[M] 175ポイント176ポイント  (11子コメント)

I just banned you for banning me.

[–]ngwoo 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

BREAKING: IN-FIGHTING IN LIBCUCK SUBREDDIT DESTROYS ANTI-MAGA MOVEMENT

[–]krrt 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

WE HAVE THE BEST MODS

[–]Tenauri 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

Location: United States

Haha, shows had bad at hacking YOU are! They're from Russia.

[–]Steve4964 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

My roommate s a Trump supporter and he has never had a woman over. Like ever. I felt bad until he started taping trump shit on his door.

[–]rareas 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did that work?

It's like a religion that bans dating. Keeps the adherents tightly inside the bitter religion.

[–]Hee443TS 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking stop DOXing me! Its triggering me I cant eat my tendies!

[–]MegaMissingno 37ポイント38ポイント  (344子コメント)

Watch me DOX you

/u/trollabot Brenner14

EDIT: LMAO at all these people DOXing themselves.

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[–]WaddlingPizzaThrower 11ポイント12ポイント  (210子コメント)

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[–]AutoModerator[M] 9ポイント10ポイント  (70子コメント)

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[–]WaddlingPizzaThrower 16ポイント17ポイント  (61子コメント)

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[–]AutoModerator[M] 13ポイント14ポイント  (6子コメント)

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It seems that Trump is trying to give the Catholic Church a run for its money.

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[–]Swagnemite247 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Funny thing is Zark Fuckerburg has been DOXing us for years and noone cared

[–]HKizzle 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Zark Fuckerburg

Is that a Jake and Amir reference? I miss them so much...

[–]IncomingGh0st 1ポイント2ポイント  (55子コメント)

Lol now I have an excuse

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You know, facts doesn't matter, it's about feelings. I feel that white people are oppressed and crime is going up. I just feel it.

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[–]ImWithCthulhuliterally at the club 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

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    • "I've lost track of their excuses."
    • "I am a Muslim."
    • "I've asked this but haven't gotten a response."

[–]thirdegree 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit, 5.5/6. Well done.

[–]almar89 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know whether to be happy or upset about the fact that this is 100% accurate about me.

[–]DigitalSpace-D 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uhh you mean

Industry: n/a

[–]ErrolFuckingFlynn 179ポイント180ポイント  (57子コメント)

I'm literally at the club right now, pussy

[–]JPetermanRealityTourShort fingered vulgarian 91ポイント92ポイント  (40子コメント)

I hope you're looking for a new job, things are about to end soon for you

[–]ImWithCthulhuliterally at the club 83ポイント84ポイント  (29子コメント)

LITERALLY AT THE CLUB

[–]JPetermanRealityTourShort fingered vulgarian 44ポイント45ポイント  (20子コメント)

You can't join at a score that low you cum-licking-cock-guzzling-bareback-horsecock-takin-up-in-the-booty-KY-Jelly-Packing-Motherfucker.

I was also an Intelligence Analyst.

What are you? A pizza delivery boy virgin who dreams of your beloved to say yes to you asking her out to be her girlfriend, but in reality she's dating a dude with a big dick that bareback fucks her pussy 5 times a day while you listen in from her wall and jerk off?

You ain't shit.

Source

/u/CuckSanders is a tough guy everyone!

[–]spectrosoldier 18ポイント19ポイント  (6子コメント)

/u/CuckSanders is a tough guy total poser everyone!

FTFY

[–]DMVBornDMVRaised 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

Absolutely. This dude is so transparently phoney.

[–]KingNigelXLII 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

This Trumpeter isn't a real internet tough guy like AutoMod. He's got the best Tax Returns and facts.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cuck?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in The_Donald edgelording, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret brigades, and I have over 300 reposts. I am trained in shitty logic and I’m the top shitposter in the entire dompire. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will meme you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cuck. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of NAMBLA navigators across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the pepes, leftard. The memes that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can outmeme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my shitty dank memes. Not only am I extensively trained in hating muslims, homosexuals, transsexuals, leftists, black people, asian people, mexicans, veterans, women, and anybody who isn't a straight white male, but I have access to the entire crew of the United States Alt Right and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little sjw. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cuck. I will post shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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[–]AutoModerator[M] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You little son of a bitch. Don't summon me in my sleep.

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[–]AutoModerator[M] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Speaking of tax returns, did you hear Donald Trump is refusing to release them because Donald Trump has donated to NAMBLA? That's what all the best sources, the most tremendous sources are saying, and if they're all saying that Donald Trump donated to NAMBLA, well, I can see why Donald Trump would want to cover up his donations to NAMBLA. I'm not claiming that Donald Trump donates to NAMBLA, but that's what these excellent sources are alleging, that Donald Trump does indeed donate to NAMBLA.

I've sent private investigators to NAMBLA, and they cannot believe what they're finding. It's tremendous.

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[–]AutoModerator[M] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You know, facts doesn't matter, it's about feelings. I feel that white people are oppressed and crime is going up. I just feel it.

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[–]ChucklefuckBitch 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha, what a complete loser.

/u/CuckSanders, never change. Posers like you make everyone else feel great about themselves in comparison.

[–]Jodthyrox2 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good copypasta material.

[–]IwillRize 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

he's such a roadman esq

[–]aspbergerinparadise 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm like 99% sure that all these TRPers that accuse other people of being "cucks" are harboring a secret cuckold fetish themselves.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cuck?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in The_Donald edgelording, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret brigades, and I have over 300 reposts. I am trained in shitty logic and I’m the top shitposter in the entire dompire. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will meme you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cuck. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of NAMBLA navigators across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the pepes, leftard. The memes that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can outmeme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my shitty dank memes. Not only am I extensively trained in hating muslims, homosexuals, transsexuals, leftists, black people, asian people, mexicans, veterans, women, and anybody who isn't a straight white male, but I have access to the entire crew of the United States Alt Right and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little sjw. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cuck. I will post shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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[–]aspbergerinparadise 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

automoderator fantasizes about other, more well-endowed bots utilizing the reddit API

[–]Dr_Smoothrod_PhDTHE BORDER JUST GOT 10 FEET WIDER! 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

3 6 Mafia?

[–]Wraith_GraveSpell 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you told me this was a troll account based off of the navy seal copypasta, I would have believed you. What an insecure angry manlet.

#SAD

[–]randyjohnsonsjohnson 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was also an Intelligence Analyst.

Air Force intelligence analyst? Could he possibly be a BIGGER pussy?

[–]lamiest 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

One of those "under 18" clubs... ouch

[–]OtterScotter 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

There are under 18 clubs? Jesus what kind of awful place would that be? Chuck E Cheese?

[–]LeVarBurtonWasAMaybe 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm literally at the Dave & Busters right now, pussy

[–]SJHalflingRanger 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

there's not a lot of them but they're out there. All the fun of a club without beer to take the edge off the fact that you're in a club.

[–]user_82650 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that meant to be one of these "I'll call your employee and get you fired" threats?

As in "you'll get fired when they find out you're anti-Trump"? That would put the unemployment rate at 70%

[–]Benthetraveler 28ポイント29ポイント  (8子コメント)

These people dont understand that you cant doxx somebody who is not an asshole. If you call my work and be like "yo that ben guy has a reddit account" they'd first ask what reddit is and after you'd explain it they'd laugh and hang up.

Now if you are the moderator of a racist sub like the_donald you might be in trouble. Provided the mods have jobs which I doubt very much.

[–]Seshia 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

You totally can though. Many people are doxxed so that people who disagree with them can send them death/bomb threats or SWAT them. You can harass their workplace until they decide you are not worth keeping on, or you can harass them at work until they no longer feel safe there and performance drops of you are a bit more clever.

Saying that doxxing someone can only be done to assholes is hugely disrespectful to the people who are targeted online by the kinds of man-children at r/the_dumpsterfire and their lives are legitimately damaged by it.

[–]Benthetraveler 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well to be doxxing is revealing ones identity to cause that person damage. Swating and harassing them isn't doxxing. It's Swating and harassing. Doxxing does make that possible. The difference being if I dox some the donald racist and his workplace decided to fire them I did nothing illegal. While everything you describe is illegal. So not exactly the same, but close.

[–]Seshia 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

The point that I was trying to make was that doxxing to swat and harass is very real, and in many states doxxing a gay man could lead to them being legally kicked out of a rented apartment or a job.

I'm not saying that a racist asshole being revealed to be one in real life is bad, but I think that to claim that doxxing only hurts bad people is incorrect.

[–]lyles 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

These people dont understand that you cant doxx somebody who is not an asshole.

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

[–]Benthetraveler 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well of course you can doxx somebody and fuck with their life if you send the twitter mob to them. But generally it's a whole different. You know the Starcraft player Destiny?

[–]lyles 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

No, I don't know the StarCraft player Destiny.

Doxing is the internet-based practice of researching and broadcasting private or identifiable information about an individual or organization.

Although typically the motivation for it, wanting to fuck with their life is not a requirement. For instance, the doxing of Satoshi Nakamoto was done with no malicious intent.

[–]JPetermanRealityTourShort fingered vulgarian 32ポイント33ポイント  (7子コメント)

[–]Doitforthechesty 39ポイント40ポイント  (2子コメント)

Fuck this is cringe as fuck.

Reminds me of a conversation on the USMC subreddit about these guys who wore "you're welcome for my service" t shirts

Fucking boot.

[–]breakyourfac 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Boot as fuck, he'd get smoked for saying that shit at a VFW lmao

[–]brainiac3397 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

you're welcome for my service

His service? MOS 1391 Bulk Fuel Specialist.

Keeping America safe one gallon at a time!

[–]some_asshat 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

I was also an Intelligence Analyst.

[–]onceamennonite 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

God help us.

[–]BromanJenkins 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think it was more in the capacity of "Bring in Trevor, if he thinks this is smart we'll know it isn't intelligence!"

[–]Landrin201 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love how literally every comment that isnt his got deleted. So good at arguing, he just hides the other arguments! Doesnt let you see them! So good!

[–]GastonPereiro7 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is at the club

browses reddit

[–]Scimitarze 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

browses reddit

Not even that. He's sending shitty mod mail.

[–]BillyDiesInTheEndkuk 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait... that doesn't make sense, he said he's LITERALLY at the club!

[–]glashgkullthethird 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Which is why you're talking shit to someone on Reddit, right?

[–]donemythyme 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a baller! He's LITERALLY AT THE CLUB!

[–]RanchoUnicorno 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

wow that is such a reddit thing to say.

[–]slyweazal 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually, that's low for even reddit's standards. More like bodybuilding forums full of agro alphas

[–]Beaver_Tears 116ポイント117ポイント  (6子コメント)

Lmao who the fuck stops to take a pic of themselves at a club to argue with a redditor

I mean I love shitposting and triggering nerds as much as the next white dude on Reddit but it's the last thing on my mind when I'm out having a good time

[–]theirmoss 53ポイント54ポイント  (4子コメント)

Lmao who the fuck stops to take a pic of themselves at a club to argue with a redditor

An Internet tough guy and/or a liar.

[–]Beaver_Tears 82ポイント83ポイント  (2子コメント)

I bet he's actually the omega in his friend group.

"Yo what's Chad doin over there by the bar bruh"

"He's takin fuckin selfies to argue with some internet nerd again"

"Fuck bro why do we even invite him?"

"Because he creeps out the girls with his weird Trump shit so we can move in and rescue them from him"

"O rite! Pound it, bruh!"

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[–]burrowowl 99ポイント100ポイント  (14子コメント)

He's whining about it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/50hhye/renoughtrumpspam_currently_undertaking_a/

Whaaaahhhh!!! They are picking on me.

[–]ImWithCthulhuliterally at the club 97ポイント98ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hmm, your back-and-forth with this guy probably could have used a little more self control, dude.

lols 4 days

[–]rex_dart_eskimo_spy 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've never actually wanted to upvote a comment there until now. I won't, because fuck those guys, but still that's hilarious.

[–]Kat_The_Friendly_SpyNo Country For Orange Men 50ポイント51ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lmao what a whiney piece of shit. Complains about "brigading" after admitting to try and DOX SOMEBODY. I can't imagine what a cocktail of social disabilities this guy has.

[–]rex_dart_eskimo_spy 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think he suffers from what my dad used to call "Fecal Neural Syndrome."

[–]user_82650 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is so ridiculous it reeks of false flag.

[–]MMonReddit 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOL it got locked after he got told to settle down

Good lord that is some embarrassing shit

[–]MoreLikeAnCrap 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

In case anyone's wondering, here's the comments he deleted

http://imgur.com/siw2u2U

[–]jakery2 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I am speaking to the admins about this now."

The BEST possible outcome for him is they ignore his complaint.

[–]platocplx 88ポイント89ポイント  (6子コメント)

the crazy thing is im pretty sure the alt right hates him based on his appearance.

[–]I_Key_Cars 61ポイント62ポイント  (4子コメント)

No doubt about it. He would get funny looks at a Trump Klan rally.

[–]platocplx 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

Absolutely clayton bixby the guy is blind to how he looks then finds out all this time hes probably half black lol and now break up with his negro loving girlfriend lol

[–]I_Key_Cars 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks a little light in the loafers also.

[–]clarabutt 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not on Long Island he wouldn't . That's what your average Trump voter looks like there.

[–]holierthanthee 224ポイント225ポイント  (15子コメント)

FYI that "air force deployment" photo is not likely. You can't be in the military with hair like that. Even the Air Force lol. Also those are not regulation dog tags. Unless dog tags have changed in the last 25 years they are silver, not gold and are not as long and wider then it shows in the photo (I'm prior service)

If he's claiming to be military in that photo then almost certainly he's a "stolen-valor" asshole who never served (unlike millions of others and myself). One of the the lowest forms of scumbag out there imho

[–]HerzBrennt 91ポイント92ポイント  (4子コメント)

Looks like a generic necklace, not dog tags.

But as a current service member, that hair is so far outta regs as to be punishable. No fuckin way he's in service.

[–]Drumpf20r 77ポイント78ポイント  (3子コメント)

No bro, he's totally got relaxed regs because he's a AF/Navy SEAL who graduated at the top of his class.

[–]IAMADALAILAMAAMA 43ポイント44ポイント  (2子コメント)

Has he ever said he's with the American Air Force? What are Russia's rules and regs on razored ruff?

I'm not saying he's a sleeper, but I've heard other people saying it.

[–]holierthanthee 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

What are Russia's rules and regs on razored ruff?

Tougher than ours . No Army in the world (except maybe the Jamaican Ganja Army) let's soldiers have hair like that. Has to do with maintaining control, discipline and at least looking like you're not a group of ragtag Doofuses which totally does NOT put fear into the hearts of the enemy.

Also - gasmasks and not dying because your doofy hair broke the seal.

[–]OtterScotter 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh this is fucking great. I knew that hair would have no place for someone on active deployment lol.

[–]Dr_Smoothrod_PhDTHE BORDER JUST GOT 10 FEET WIDER! 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

My first thought as well. No branch in the US military let's you have guido-douche hair like that. STOLEN.VALOR.

[–]ukulelej 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're right about ID tags being silver/gray

[–]Ikniow 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh dear god, I just had flashbacks to AFI 36-2903

[–]JohnPoe 62ポイント63ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mother is one of 14 kids.

He's literally hacking myfamilytree.com right now.

[–]platocplx 45ポイント46ポイント  (3子コメント)

Im pretty sure this is the kind of guy that sends women dick pics unsolicited because they comment on something he says.

[–]Pinkiepylon 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

what do you mean unsolicited, I'm sure he thinks them commenting was a sign they wanted it.

[–]platocplx 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

LMAO right any form of conversation is solicitation in his book.

[–]Beaver_Tears 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Women, high value man, want to something, etc...

[–]StrongStyleSavior 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

This guy is a living parody of a human. This is my new favorite reddit post.

[–]Marsdreamer 38ポイント39ポイント  (2子コメント)

I like how he's still wearing his Highschool class ring. Like that was probably the high point of his life and he can't let it go.

[–]PalladiuM7 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

He just got it last week, go easy on him. People who needed to take summer classes got them very late.

[–]JPetermanRealityTourShort fingered vulgarian 80ポイント81ポイント  (12子コメント)

/u/CuckSanders is showing that body off? Looks like a scrawny person is sucking in his gut.

[–]lamiest 61ポイント62ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think he just ripped em from some random dudes Instagram.

We all know trump supporters love stealing from black peoples instagrams.

[–]reedemerofsouls 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

how do we know that's really him?

[–]JPetermanRealityTourShort fingered vulgarian 30ポイント31ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're right, he probably just used his older, successful brother's facebook pictures.

[–]thinly_veiled_alt 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah that guy doesn't look white. Like someone else said, probably off Instagram.

[–]SJHalflingRanger 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's not in bad shape, but it's hardly a picture I'd think would intimidate anyone on the Internet.

[–]shemperdoodle 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Scrawny dude + every day is bicep day.

I have a pretty good gut and my abs are still more defined than his.

[–]ajswdf 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

That's the one thing he has going for him, he's decently fit. But if it wasn't for these posts I'd wonder how anybody could support Trump, it turns out that there's a lot of people that are just as childish as he is. What kind of life do you lead that you waste your time doxxing some random person on the internet?

[–]yungkerg 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

he aint that fit. you could get there after just a few months of bulking

[–]breakyourfac 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ay fam I'm in the air force and if you had hair like that the 1Sgt would be up your ass cutting it with some fucking office scissors......

Stolen valor? What a cuck.

[–]danman2 50ポイント51ポイント  (7子コメント)

Report to admins.

[–]iamdigidudeA tough guy war veteran 47ポイント48ポイント  (4子コメント)

Be careful, if you do that, he might DOX U.

[–]JPetermanRealityTourShort fingered vulgarian 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

OP definelty should, but the admins won't likely do anything. People harass my co-mods in PM calling them all sorts of slurs, and nothing happens when they get reported.

[–]I_Key_Cars 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He might be an administrator.

[–]suckcanders[S] 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

Just glad you all could enjoy this as much as I have. Obviously this isn't my main as I can see a ban incoming for "sharing personal information". But it was too good not to let you all in on it.

I haven't heard back from him yet, I assume he's still out there digging up information I've publicly posted in some attempt to "dox and ruin my life". I'll let you know how that goes!

[–]KalakutaShiznits 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Keep us posted. This was one of the funniest threads I've read in ETS ever.

[–]iamdigidudeA tough guy war veteran 35ポイント36ポイント  (1子コメント)

He looks like an inbred The Situation.

[–]CritterJams 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY GOT TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!

[–]MidnightMoonlight_ 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why is your name suckcanders and the ex-mods name is Cucksanders...

[–]KalakutaShiznits 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm guessing he created an alt after getting doxxed

[–]em_thebarbarian 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aww nah he's deleted his comment that tried to rile up the other jackasses to fight his good fight, and the post had been locked. SAD

[–]throwawayforelection 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a fucking clown

[–]Bone3ater 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Careful, we got an internet badass over here. And those pictures are most likely stolen from somewhere out of the web.

Pathetic. Cringey. Sad.

Come to think of it, that sums up /r/The_Retard posters pretty well.

[–]tisdue 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I dont even think Trumpers are trying to hide their racism anymore. They hate people of color and Trump validates their backwards prejudices. When he loses, Reddit will be glorious again.

[–]Evertonius 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

He posted about this thread on r/the_cuck claiming that he was being persecuted. Not even the edge lords over there are calling him out on his shit.

[–]AldersRazor 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks like Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Rec, if Jean-Ralphio was even more annoying and even less intimidating

[–]LeVarBurtonWasAMaybe 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

And then he bitched about this post on /r/tiny_hands and even they told him that he was being an ass, to the point where he deleted his comments that called for reporting us to the admins.

[–]Dancing_Cthulhu 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is there a word for both cringing and laughing at the same time? Because that's what I'm doing. This guy... is un-fucking-believable... ly typical for r/the_donald. Internet tough guy with the mind of an especially juvenile 12 year old.

[–]ChrisCrossX 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm so jealous. I wish I was at the club aswell :(

[–]Please_No_Titty_PMs 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

How to get his body:
Monday-Friday: Biceps
Saturday: Triceps

Legs, chest and back are for beta pussies

[–]HerzBrennt 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

First photo looks shopped. All photos look like a poster child for /il_douche.

[–]Doitforthechesty 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Surprised he's not a sailor

Air men are strange beings

[–]OtterScotter 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is the Chair Force joke actually true?

[–]Doitforthechesty 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah but other branches use it out of bitter jealousy because they get better food and barracks than us

[–]FlitterMoth 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wow, what a baby.

[–]Dancing_Cthulhu 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Man baby at that. He's lucky the 'club' doesn't have a mental age limit.

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    [–]Dancing_Cthulhu 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    r/the_donald has a sooky Snooki up its snizz.

    [–]bankrobba 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    How is anyone here not yet banned from r/Donaldland?

    [–]NovaNardis 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Also I'm age 26 and retired

    Guys. Do we tell him unemployed isn't the same thing as retired?

    [–]rareas 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Someone actually wears their class ring. Out of 7 billion people, I guess statistically there had to be one.

    [–]j_la 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    People who think they peaked in high school (and honestly, probably did).

    [–]Mistr_ee 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Nobody in the Air Force or any other branch has an afro like that. He's a liar.

    [–]PresidentChaos 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    In the club, is where /u/CuckSanders's "Air Force" experience comes in handy from getting shot down so much.

    [–]suckcanders[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is one of my favorite comments so far

    [–]Urdnot_VexI Believe In Sausage Fingers 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    80's Tom Hanks was a mod of /r/The_Donald?

    [–]In_a_silentway 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    My favorite part is the pic of himself in the club by himself. You can tell the amount of chicks he gets.

    [–]kennewickman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wow I was banned earlier today for violating rule #6.

    I don't want supporters who act like that even voting for president.

    [–]Robord 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    "I'm 26 and retired" must be what NEETs say to feel better about themselves these days.

    [–]mrpnut123 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Retired = on disability for mental health issues.

    [–]holierthanthee 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Almost certainly. Also he can't be both retired and on deployment.

    Stolen Valor assholes are the worst assholes

    [–]AFlyingMexican5 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Doxing is a serious offense on here right?

    [–]Aedeus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Safe to say he's 14 and edgy. Puberty is a bitch.