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[–]seihandaShaw 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fellaini wasn't born afro.

Zlatan's parent name are Mother of Zlatan & Father of Zlatan

[–]Bangar24Beckham -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Laughed more than I should've at the second one.

[–]AxelniteThe Three Amigos 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Rashford got his A-Level results last week (18th Aug) - Thankfully no newspaper has revealed it

[–]ballsywallsyBerbalove 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

  • Giggsy is 1/4 black.

  • Pat is one of 23 siblings and could field a full 11 a side game with his brothers and sisters.

  • Chicha has a business administration degree from Mexico.

  • Mark Hughes once played two games in a single day; In the morning he played for Wales against Czechoslovakia in Prague, drove across the border, and then turned out for Bayern Munich in the afternoon.

  • Wazza lives in Alderley Edge, Cheshire, because when he was house hunting he misread Alderley's Admiral Rodney pub as Admiral Rooney and took it as a good omen.

  • Cole and Sheringham, one of United's most successful striking partnerships, hated each other.

  • Sir Alex and Kenny Dalglish are actually friends off the field. Sir Alex wrote the foreword to Kenny's autobiography.

  • Alan Smith got a lot of abuse from Leeds fans when he transferred to Man United for £7m in 2004. But in doing so he basically saved Leeds from going under as they desperately needed the money and United were the only ones willing to pay the fee.

  • Phil and Gaz's dad was called Neville Neville.

  • Zlatan almost quit football for a job in manual labor.

  • Rooney has the words "Just enough education to perform" on his arm. It's a reference to a song by Stereophonics.

  • Only Henry and Andy Cole have scored more goals against Liverpool than Jamie Carragher.

  • Giggsy has never received a red card for United in his entire career.

  • Chicha was born just to fuck with Chelsea.

  • Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard was sent off just after 38 seconds against us in his last ever North-West Derby.

[–]jimmersdelton[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why did Cole and Teddy hate each other? I was unaware of this!

[–]AxelniteThe Three Amigos 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

United are the first team to win the treble!

[–]seihandaShaw 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's wrong though (unless you meant among english team only)

[–]AxelniteThe Three Amigos 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata is working on a business management degree at Madrid uni. It's one of those where you do it st long distance

[–]lilpele 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think Bastian used to pretty good at skiing when he was a kid and had to choose between football and skiing. Also had the chance to play for Bayerns basketball team but didn't because of fear of getting hurt.

[–]craptionbot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Juan Mata may look like a loveable bearded babyface, but did you know that his infamous hugs are actually a ploy to eliminate any teammates threatening his spot in the squad?

That's right.

The Mata hug started in the 2013/14 season after one of his love cuddles got a little bit too aggressive when he broke the ribs of Antonio Valencia putting him out for the rest of the season and securing a spot in RW for? You guessed it...

Juan Mata.

The hugs became a more frequent occurrence. Depay started brightly for us last year until Mata learned he could play RW. So what happened when Depay scored? BAM. Mata hug. 3 broken ribs. Phil Jones was a frequent victim. One day after training after the rest of the squad left the changing rooms Mata hugged Jones to the floor for several minutes. 17 caretakers had to pry him off Jones with their mop handles.

Phil Jones isn't in contention for Juan's spot. Mata just doesn't like him.

Ever wondered why the players run from each other when they score? That's right.

Juan Mata.

[–]mufctezIbrahimovic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rooney speaks English.

Zlatan once visited the Virgin Islands - they have since been renamed "The Islands"

Every movie you see where an actress has great hair is actually Daley Blind with the actresses face superimposed over his own.

Conor McGregor has turned down the opportunity to fight Bailly.

It takes a team of surgeons to remove Luke Shaws trousers after a night out.