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What Is The Alt-Right?

A recent speech by Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton criticizing the “alt-right” movement and its support of Republican nominee Donald Trump has shone the national spotlight on the ideologically conservative group. Here’s what you need to know about the alt-right:

  • Beliefs

    Why ruin your day by getting into this?

  • Precursors

    Long lineage of conservative philosophers including Hans-Hermann Hoppe, Julius Evola, and “U Mad Bro” 4chan meme

  • Membership

    Over 40,000 individuals currently appealing ban on Wikipedia editor account

  • Origin

    Although generally considered an online movement, the alt-right actually has its roots in the evolution of adrenal glands in vertebrates 525 million years ago

  • Against

    Political correctness, immigration, feminism

  • For

    Being against political correctness, immigration, feminism

  • Notable Achievements

    Finally convincing Twitter to take online harassment seriously

  • History

    Movement began in earnest after Ronald Reagan aired his famous “It’s Morning In Cuckmerica” campaign ad in 1984

  • How It Differs From Traditional Conservatism

    Even less diverse

  • Chief Opponents

    Social media sites’ conduct policies

  • Goals

    Members hope to preserve European culture, promote nativism, feel less sad and angry about everything all the time, and oppose political correctness

  • How Long Will The Movement Last?

    As long as there are libtards that need uncucking

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