"It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long"

Country can be pretty blue pill but this song hits several MGTOW themes. Plus it has Vince Gill and Rodney Crowell in drag.

Some lyrics:

"I used to roll her in the clover. Thank God those days are over!"

"I remember when her eyes were so blue and shiny. You ought to see what's happened to her hiney. That thing's big enough to land a small plane on."

"I give her my last dollar, now all she'll do is holler"

"If a tree fell in the forest and she didn't hear it would I still be wrong?"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM