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[–]jennaflores 787ポイント788ポイント  (318子コメント)

Except Beau's is a Canadian Brewery, not an American restaurant.

[–]GT5Canuck 259ポイント260ポイント  (73子コメント)

Fitting, given that the sandwich was created by a Canadian deli.

Sorry.

[–]ThatGuyAnderson [スコア非表示]  (35子コメント)

Damn, that looks like a shitty sandwich. They don't even shred the bologna!

[–]professorex [スコア非表示]  (30子コメント)

...shredded bologna? That's a thing?

[–]ThatGuyAnderson [スコア非表示]  (21子コメント)

Yeah, I work at a deli. When someone gets cold cuts, you put the slicer on about 2 and get a good flat slice. Put it on 1-1.5, and it'll shred any meat so you can put it on a sandwich. Makes it a lot more tasty.

[–]LinkUnseen [スコア非表示]  (10子コメント)

Makes it a lot more tasty.

More oxygen per surface area

[–]Monkey_Cristo [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

I'd like to unsubscribe from Deli Facts. I like sandwiches too much to learn about delis.

[–]LinkUnseen [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

Thank you for subscribing to Deli Facts

Do you know what the most popular sandwich in America is?

If you guessed peanut butter and jelly, you would be close since on average, we each will have eaten about 1,500 PB&Js by the time we graduate from high school. The most popular sandwich is the plain, ordinary ham sandwich followed by second place finisher the BLT.

[–]ryant9878 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

STOP

[–]LinkUnseen [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

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What sandwich helped keep Americans fed during the Great Depression?

With the price of peanut butter today, you may not believe it, but the PB&J offered a lot of nutrition for a low cost. This was due in part to two crucial advances in food delivery, the development of the process for making peanut butter and the adoption of the process for pre-slicing and packaging bread. These two advances made the necessary ingredients readily available at a reasonable cost just in time to help feed the families struggling through the depression.

[–]deadhead94 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I don't claim to be a deli expert or anything but isn't that called shaved?

[–]PhillipMignon [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

TILthat I have not been enjoying sandwiches to their max potential. I am on ,y way out to the local deli and demanding them make me this new fancy sandwich with shredded meats.

[–]VictoriasSecretion [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Brilliant! S'cuse me, while I get reacquainted with my mandoline.

Hold my beer...

[–]ghostbackwards [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

lol. A good flat slice.

"pardon me, shop keep. I'd like you to turn the knob as you slice so I get a good sloped slice of ham. Kind of like a potato sack slide."

[–]Stompedyourhousewith [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

never heard of shredded bologna. if i want to make it "presentable", i fold it in half without creasing the meat and then sideways layer it.

[–]westcoastdrumz [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Shredded bologna? Tell me more.

[–]ThatGuyAnderson [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You cut the bologna (or whatever deli meat) very thin on the slicer in a bunch. Then when you put it on a sandwich, you just spread it out to fill the bread! No folding your cold cuts! Ask for any meat you get shredded at your local deli.

[–]Neohexane [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

As a Canadian, we absolutely care who gets voted US President. It matters because we are so close.

[–]kona_kona [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Seems fair. After all, in true older sibling fashion, we always seem to manage to drag you along into whatever shenanigans we get ourselves into.

[–]_bobsacamano 55ポイント56ポイント  (143子コメント)

Don't matter. CTR has shilling quotas to meet.

[–]wicked_pissah 28ポイント29ポイント  (80子コメント)

I've seen CTR pop up a few times in the last three days. What's it mean? In my field it means contractor, so it's been confusing.

[–]athiestweed420 70ポイント71ポイント  (52子コメント)

CTR is short for Correct the Record, a pro-Hillary SuperPAC that has spent almost $6 million astroturfing and spamming social media with anti-Trump and pro-Hillary content (mostly the former).

[–]McKoijion [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Wait, you can get paid to talk about how much you hate Trump? I've just been doing it for free.

[–]bassististist [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

What I'm doing is tabulating all my pro-Clinton (or, more accurately (most of the time), anti-Trump) posts that I'm doing for free, and I'm just going to send them in to CTR when done. I figure they'll just pay without verifying, what with all that sweet political cheddah to spread and all.

[–]LLv2 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

If everyone who hated Trump and were talking about it online for free were suddenly to win a class action suit receiving payment we would have another financial crisis.

[–]MemeLearning [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

It should be noted that they said they would only spend 1 million but are well over 6 million at this point.

[–]JustAnOldRoadie [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Interesting. CTR has long been an LDS credo for kindness and empathy, doing the proper thing: Choose The Right.

[–]Aaron1977 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Still have my CTR ring from graduating primary. Haven't been to church in 22 years but I could never bring myself to get get rid of it. Reminds me of my mother and grandmother, it has a nice meaning for me.

[–]jpina33 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Question, can teh Cheeto still leave fake reviews on yelp for this place even if it's in Canada?

[–]BeNiceBeZenBeClever [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

If we have to hear about your election, you have to hear about our sandwiches.

[–]ademnus [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Believe me, if Canada ate Trump, America would become greater than it is now.

[–]Meat_Confetti 3ポイント4ポイント  (64子コメント)

Yeah, it would be pretty dumb for a restaurant to alienate a large number of potential patrons like that. There are a lot of people out there who are voting for Trump but are keeping quiet about it because they don't want to deal with the hysteria.

[–]timetide 16ポイント17ポイント  (27子コメント)

People said the same thing about Romney, and McCain. That's become the fall back comfort lie republicans tell themselves when the polls show they're losing

[–]Jebclicker [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Did you not see the 4 month long denial on the Bernie sanders subreddits? Is it difficult being so retarded?

[–]KingRape [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

"large"

yep, keep on believing

[–]LifeThroughALens [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

he received the most votes ever in the republican primary. I would say there are a lot of people that support him.

[–]NFN_NLN 201ポイント202ポイント  (33子コメント)

You know what really grinds my pickle. When they have specials, but don't list the price.

[–]nothing_911 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

its a great price. wonderfull price. best price you have seen in a long time. on second thought the deli will pay for it.

[–]DrRubotnik [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

don't list the price.

Make Mexico pay for it!

[–]MethodicallyMediocre [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Part of the joke the guy added a wall of tortilla chips around it. The owner of the restaurant also got inundated with bad reviews from trump supporters. Trump Sandwich

[–]Hive_Mind_Is_Stupid [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It's a Trump sandwich. They give you the invoice and you have to declare loudly that you will only pay half.

[–]tkim91321 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

but then how are they going to bait you into coming in?

[–]Maharajison 10ポイント11ポイント  (16子コメント)

$IntellectualSuicide.16 Less people order it when they know what it'll cost them.

[–]BrushedSpud [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh yes! Great observation! It's ye olde "Bait and Switch" - get you in there with promise of a small, succulent pickle and then confuse you at the counter a and you leave confused and dissatisfied :(

[–]Berned0ut [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

How about the fact that if the gender roles were swapped there would be public outcry over criticizing an opponent based on how their genitalia didn't conform to societal 'norms'? You know what really grinds my pickle?

THAT!

[–]Puvitz 248ポイント249ポイント  (312子コメント)

What the fuck is going on with /r/pics today

[–]SlothBabby 194ポイント195ポイント  (309子コメント)

CTR expanding their reach from /r/politics ?

EDIT: Thanks!

[–]thebendavis[🍰] [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

I see people talking about CTR all over the place. What is CTR?

[–]kabhaq [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The Clinton campaign's propaganda arm.

Short version, they pay people to go on social media websites and shill for Hillary.

[–]limestonepi [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"Correct the record" literally paid shills not even joking

[–]novice99 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"Correct the Record"

Hillary's PAC's are using funds to have people pretend that they like her on the internet to combat Trump's internet fan base. Essentially, Hillary is "buying" friends because she's that unpalatable to most people.

It has been suggested that millions have been spent so far. At least 1 million for Reddit alone.

[–]Agastopia [スコア非表示]  (144子コメント)

Yup, no one could possible hate trump on their own accord

[–]aggroCrag32 [スコア非表示]  (32子コメント)

God I can't wait for voting season to be over and Trump is never mentioned again. This place might be less annoying, but we'll just hear how the polls were rigged.

[–]PoopShopBoys [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You're going to really hate it when he is President.

[–]throww_uh_way [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

and Trump is never mentioned again

Got some bad news

[–]PhantomGenocide [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

We will measure time as "BT" and "AT" instead of "BC" and "AD" once Trump is elected.

[–]ApprovalNet [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

If the Democrats weren't running the worst candidate in the history of their party, then it wouldn't even be close and we wouldn't have to hear about him.

[–]aggroCrag32 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

The sad part is that the democratic party will still win this election even with the worst candidate in party history. Shows how far the Republican party has fallen.

[–]_MUY [スコア非表示]  (28子コメント)

I would love to get paid to hate Trump as much as I do, but it's impossible to find anyone to sign a check as the boogeyman in a /r/The_Donald conspiracy myth.

[–]noxumida [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

How can you say that it's a "myth" that CTR is posting on reddit when they admit, ON THEIR OWN WEBSITE, that that is what they are doing?

[–]spru4 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It's more like we don't think clinton has managed to pay enough "shills" to completely take over a sub that still won't say nice things about Clinton other than "they've exaggerated a bit" and "she's not trump".

[–]pete_8789 59ポイント60ポイント  (144子コメント)

So apparently the entire 60% of the United States that dislikes Trump is a CTR shill? Leave your safe spaces and realize that people actually dislike Trump.

[–]Mike_Facking_Jones [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

60% of the US supports hillary

oh boy. You'd think her rally turnout would be higher if she was popular, she can't even fill a highschool auditorium

[–]TheyAreSailorsIndeed [スコア非表示]  (91子コメント)

then where's that 40% of hillary jokes in the front page? or wait there isn't, because reddit is biased to the left.

[–]Bears_Beats_Battle [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Wait.. I see Hillary is prison all the time in the top?

Can't we just agree that Trump is a talking word salad and Hillary is a scumbag?

[–]PrinterRepairSpec [スコア非表示]  (28子コメント)

lol quit being dishonest

you know very well that at any given moment there's several anti-hillary memes from the_dumbass on the front page

[–]IRESPONDINSCREAMS [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Reddit is not only american, at all. And the rest of the world hates trump, i dont think you can find even one european country that doesnt see him as a lunatic.

[–]drvondoctor [スコア非表示]  (11子コメント)

Reddit is just a collection of people. Reddit is just the place where people go to talk. Turns out that the polls are reflected in the makeup of reddit. Trump is losing the race and he's losing reddit.

[–]pete_8789 [スコア非表示]  (17子コメント)

They're all on the_donald lol. And is it surprising that a website with a young user base is liberal, with the others being "alt-right", with their number one concern being white supremacy?

[–]jobboat [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Look on the bright side. The Berniebots finally lost hope.

[–]Iprocrastinatetmrw [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Nah- Berniebots truly believed in something. CTR is artificially promoting. As much as I didn't like Bernie, the content in Reddit was still natural back then

[–]185139 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

/r/pics has been trash for awhile now. It's why I went on and made /r/casualphoto.

Just OC pictures. No agendas, no sob stories, no bullsht.

[–]knifepen 498ポイント499ポイント  (58子コメント)

Oh hey, it's this again

[–]Flux83 83ポイント84ポイント  (5子コメント)

Same joke differnt board. So it's a repost of a repost.

[–]Z0idberg_MD 439ポイント440ポイント  (36子コメント)

1st for me. It's clever and funny the first time. How is it for you?

[–]NICKisICE [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Well I actually think that sounds like a good sandwich so...

[–]flayling_willy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Great isn't it? Pissing off salty drump voters is awesome.

[–]Realistic_Reply [スコア非表示]  (22子コメント)

Hey this'll be fun and cute, let's involve our deli business in politics.

[–]f_bastiat [スコア非表示]  (16子コメント)

"How can we alienate 50% of the public?"

[–]MattSR30 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Maybe in the US. This is Canada, as someone else mentioned.

The rest of the planet is busy laughing at the state of affairs in the US election, and particularly at Trump, and rightly so.

Don't worry, they're not alienating anyone. If anything, they're brightening people's day a tad as they wall past.

[–]Covalency22 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

As well as make fun of his small pickle! Haha, get it, it's an innuendo for his apparently, small penis! Hahaha! So funny and progressive! Hahah.

Can we stop this? Please? It does more harm than what people think of. Even if it's just in a joking manner.

[–]AlienShrooms[🍰] [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

yeah they wouldn't get a dollar out of me with this crap out front. It's cringey to be honest.

[–]translationlostin 41ポイント42ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I make tremendous sandwiches. I really do. Ask anyone. They'll tell you. People really like my sandwiches. You know what? I have a new slogan: Make America Grate Again. You know why? America should be one big American sandwich. It'll be one of those fancy open face ones. We'll have the wall on the bottom. That's the bread. The Mexicans are the plate. They support the American sandwich with their labor. The rest of the sandwich is America. It's fantastic. 'Make America Grate Again.' We'll revitalize the American cheese industry. Fantastic. China can have the manufacturing. We'll make cheese. Everyone loves cheese. I have friends from all over the world. They all love me, but they also love cheese. We'll build up our cheese production. We'll give free cheese to starving countries. We'll pay off our debts with cheese exports. The American sandwich. Fantastic."

[–]24-pounder_Frigate [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

If someone made a joke implying that Clinton had inadequate genitalia there would be an uproar. Why do we have to go there? Before you mention Trumps small hands comment keep in mind it was in response to Rubios allegations.

[–]smellthyscrote 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yay, this again!

[–]lagspike [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

you know there is definitely a double standard at play here...

why is it ok to attack trumps masculinity, but if you attack hillary...it's sexist?

on topic, if the sandwich is "full of baloney" you could easily call it a hillary sandwich. except instead of russian dressing, it's saudi arabian dressing funded by the clinton foundation.

[–]SassyPussies [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I don't have too much of an opinion on either candidate because I really don't like either and I'm still undecided but with that said, I think I can give you one answer that I've heard people talk about when someone brought this very issue uo the last time I saw this sign (i think on Reddit too, this is definitely a repost)... someone said that most people don't have an issue "making fun" of trump based on his appearance or things such as his penis size (or hands!) because trump himself makes fun of so many other people based solely on their looks VS. Clinton doesn't talk about that kind of thing and although I don't like her, since she mainly focuses on political issues, it just doesn't seem fitting to poke fun of her appearance or say things such as her being a slut or whatever- rather, since trump seems to like to "dish it out", he kind of opens himself up to ridicule in this way. Not saying this is right or wrong but I just remember reading a whole discussion on this exact same the last time this picture was posted lol (what's with all the reposts lately anyways). So maybe this will help answer your question :) (or not it you don't agree but just an idea to think about)...

[–]Courtlessjester 26ポイント27ポイント  (7子コメント)

The Hillary is two dry pieces of rye filled with dyed Tofu that is sold to you as beef but you won't complain because at least it's not dog shit.

[–]duck_n_cover [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Should be a chicken sandwich made from 2 fat thighs and a left wing.

[–]Mgmegadog 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

And the third party is the promise of a much better sandwich but in reality you just get the sandwich you want least.

[–]noxumida [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

But then you buy it and realize it's just some repackaged garbage sold by a company called "Soros Arabco et al.". At the end of the day, you probably should have just thrown your dollar in the garbage anyway.

[–]asdfasdf34521 [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

I am le edgy liberal and this is me edge post :3

[–]michelle_est_triste [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

I saw this edgy guy driving around Daytona Beach the other day. It's a two way street. Kind of hard to tell but it's a wig head with funoodle arms and the shirt reads Hillary for Prison 2016 in a cage. Edit: Forgot to add, the best part was in case you hadn't figured it out by the cage, he wrote in permanent marker on the the top right of the shirt, "Prison Jumpsuit".

[–]ZlatanIslamovic1 [スコア非表示]  (23子コメント)

Small penis-shaming needs to stop. It's disgusting that men with small penises are abused and seen as something to be embarassed about - "Haha Donald Trump is such a loser he must have a tiny dick hurr hurr".

[–]Crusty_white_sock [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I instantly assume someone is a bad person when they do it

[–]ButtsPie [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was bothered by it!

[–]PmMePicsOfYourDog [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

While it is bad to shame small dicks, I don't think people really think Trump is unfit to be president because of his allegedly small penis. I think it's jokes about how he said he has an average size penis during a real presidential debate. Same with the hands.

[–]Firree [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

A joke which is playing with fire. This attitude does more harm than good whether we're joking or not. If you saw those naked Trump states.... ugh, so cringeworthy. Just like the attacks on his supporters in San Jose, trying to fight something with violence and passive-agressiveness could very well catapult him into the white house.

[–]halfhere [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Really. It's juvenile and makes you seem like a second grader - "And he has a little wiener!" And can you even imagine people commenting like that on Hillary?

[–]LetsWorkTogether 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Honestly just as a sandwich I'd eat the fuck out of that.

[–]cumsockunderthebed [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

And here I am in America still not giving a fuck about Canada's politics or anything going on there.

[–]ellzellie [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Bernie Sanders' Facebook page posted a photo shopped image of this. They censored the "and a small pickle" which bothered me.

[–]Fyfle [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Accually sounds like a decent sandwich....

[–]DICKNIPPLESALAD [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Literally a picture of just text, top of front page #makeredditnotsuckagain

[–]Varista14 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Wow American politics are really letting all the intellectuals out of the bushes, aren't they?

[–]StatutoryOmelette [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Big enough to make your hands look tiny.

[–]not_a_gov_employee [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Making fun of trump is so hot right now. I feel like some people don't even understand why they are they just do because it's cool and trendy.

[–]loopyhohe [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Almost as popular as the Hillary. Lutefisk served on half-baked lumpy buns. (Do I have to explain that lutefisk is cured with lye?)

[–]Vallarta21 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

A travel a lot. I meet a lot of travelers from all over the world. It baffles me how people from other countries are so into American politics. Especially Canadians.

They are so critical of America and our politics. They think they are so much better.

[–]The_Average_Joe_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This post is why there is an ignore reports button.

[–]alberthere [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

But they can't release the receipt because it'll show the tax.

[–]crabapplesteam [スコア非表示]  (12子コメント)

What would the Hillary sandwich be?

[–]enigmasaurus- [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

One corner smells like bleach and you've got a nagging suspicion there's something horribly wrong - like maybe it's gone bad, and you're going to wind up with explosive diarrhea. Still, it looks a lot more edible than the alternative, and you're probably going to buy it because it fits the vague criteria of food and you've got to eat something.

[–]uniquememerinos [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Whatever ingredients get her elected.

And hot sauce.

[–]applejackisbestpony [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Roast Beef with Iceberg Lettuce and Kirkland brand mayo, served on a silver platter by Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

And and costs a minimum of $2,700 per plate.

[–]AndHerNameIsSony [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It's full of shit, and the waiting staff changes your sandwich every few minutes, depending on how everyone is voting.

[–]basedgodCookie [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

At least learn how to spell Bologna...

[–]Mikal_Scott [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Every kidborn in the 70's knows how to spell bologna so you can tell a kid in born in the 90s wrote this.

[–]DrRubotnik [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Thank God Hillary was able to open the pickle jar.

[–]llenrok 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

But who's going to pay for it?

[–]NzashSurvey 2016 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow so original only seen it like 20 times so far

[–]GenVl [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It costs something like a small loan of a million dollars