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Women, you're online dating profile is ridiculous because... (self.MGTOW)

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You're not a girl, you're a 35 or 45 year old woman. Almost a grandma. You're not beautiful, as you describe yourself, you're an average American fattie. You're arms are as big as my legs. You're not a princess, you're a single mother working a shitty job. You're photos from Europe don't make you worldly, just bored and desperate for attention. Your stories of being mistreated don't mean every guy you've dated was an ass, it means your're so screwed up you don't realize you're screwed up. You're not warm and giving, your're cold and entitled. You don't have a good sense of humor, you enjoy putting people down. You're not intelligent, no intelligent person spends 100K for college in a field that doesn't lead to a job.

Hey guys, add a few more!

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[–]byers18901 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're not really looking for a nice guy.

[–]Mojo_666 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those pouty lips on the old tarts that remind me of my own shit ring.

[–]Zombocom1911 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

NOT LOOKING FOR A HOOKUP (I want you to lie to me about your intentions) . HAHA bitch.

[–]fickle_fuck 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not a physical one at least. Financially she's DTF your wallet.

[–]project_mayhem_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love to dance = I love to get drunk

I love to travel = I love to get drunk in Mexico

I don't play games/want drama = I have herpes and/or bastard children

My kids are my life = My parents are paying my rent, and I'm under their thumb until I find someone else to pay it

I'm a traditional girl = You will spend a fucking fortune entertaining me and I will feel no sense of reciprocal commitment, nor will I put out

I'm not like other girls = I haven't got an original thought in my head, but I'm too stupid to realize other people do

I don't kiss on the first date = But I'll take it in the ass without a date if you are top quintile in three of the six shallow criteria I use to judge men

Must be at least (insert height/weight/income requirements here) = I have no marketable skills nor do I think I should try to have any

I support myself and my kids on my own = I don't even have the basic arithmetic skills to understand how much my tax "refund" exceeds my total withholding. I'm a burden on everyone else and I don't even know it

All my boyfriends have cheated and /or abused me = This is what I'll be telling everyone about you, even though you treat me like a princess

I've never cheated on any of my boyfriends = But I was fucking the next guy before I informed them that the relationship was over and they should stop buying me stuff

[–]throwspuaexception 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I don't cause drama, my exes do!"

[–]not_slater_yet [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

...because it's so the same as all the others it's terrifying.

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