You're not a girl, you're a 35 or 45 year old woman. Almost a grandma. You're not beautiful, as you describe yourself, you're an average American fattie. You're arms are as big as my legs. You're not a princess, you're a single mother working a shitty job. You're photos from Europe don't make you worldly, just bored and desperate for attention. Your stories of being mistreated don't mean every guy you've dated was an ass, it means your're so screwed up you don't realize you're screwed up. You're not warm and giving, your're cold and entitled. You don't have a good sense of humor, you enjoy putting people down. You're not intelligent, no intelligent person spends 100K for college in a field that doesn't lead to a job.

Hey guys, add a few more!